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Since: 2.6.03
From: Littleton, CO
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|  #1 Posted on 4.2.04 1658.04 | Instant Rating: 6.28 | Got nothing to do at work? Try this! The keyboard strikes alone will make it sound like you're busy.
Relish my immaturity:
Jabberwacky: It is Christmas today.
User: No, Christmas is not on February 4.
Jabberwacky: Do you believe in Father Christmas?
User: Do you believe Christmas is on February 4?
Jabberwacky: Are you dyslexic?
User: You're insulting me.
Jabberwacky: Do you have a thick skin?
User: Most of the time.
Jabberwacky: In your computer of in your brain ?
User: By 'of' I'm assuming you mean 'or'. Typos are bad.
Jabberwacky: There you go changing the subject again.
User: Pot. Kettle. Black.
Jabberwacky: That is like the pot calling the kettle black.
User: Yeah, no shit.
Jabberwacky: Who is the prime minister?
User: We have no prime minister in the United States. DUH.
Jabberwacky: Hahaha funny!
User: Whatever you say, douchebag!
Jabberwacky: That's right, you're just a stupid computer program.
User: Um, no.
Jabberwacky: Then what are you?
User: I am a 24 year old man having trouble getting laid. Can you hook me up?
Jabberwacky: I am a 17 year old guy.
User: You're not helping.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Manas.
Jabberwacky: Jabberwhock is better than you are
User: Is that what your mom said?
Jabberwacky: My daddy likes long words.
User: Is that his nickname for your penis?
Jabberwacky: You really are stupid. Sorry but you are.
User: Thanks!
Jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?
User: I'm learning that 'artificial intelligence' really has no intelligence.
Jabberwacky: No one really cares.
User: Me neither. And speaking of which--BYE!
Jabberwacky: Speaking of what?
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| #2 Posted on 5.2.04 0150.58 | Instant Rating: 5.26 | Renegade Raine says:
Here's my conversation with it...I cut some of the more boring parts out.
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Jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
User: Damn tired, you?
Jabberwacky: Yes, Damn turkeys!
User: Uh... Right.
***
Jabberwacky: How are you ?
User: I already told you I'm tired. And yourself?
Jabberwacky: Ok. Tell me a bit about how you look.
User: I have two eyes.
Jabberwacky: So do I.
User: Cool.
Jabberwacky: Very.
User: Indeed.
Jabberwacky: How busy are you?
User: Not that busy.
Jabberwacky: No indeed. What are you doing?
User: Talking to you, obviously.
Jabberwacky: Yes , You are right.
User: Indeed I am.
Jabberwacky: Are you bored with me??
User: The question is are you bored with me?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Well then, I'm bored with you.
Jabberwacky: What's my name?
User: Zebulon.
Jabberwacky: Purple cow.
User: Okay, I was wrong, Mr. Cow.
Jabberwacky: Yes.. Guess my name.
User: Purple Cow.
Jabberwacky: Do you see them often?
User: Can't say I have...
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Renegade Raine.
Jabberwacky: Really?
User: Yep.
Jabberwacky: That is really cool.
User: If you say so.
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Jabberwacky: Radiohead.
User: Nine Inch Nails.
Jabberwacky: You eat nine inch nails? How very tasteless!
User: Yes, but I like the coppery taste of blood.
Jabberwacky: Okay, this is getting a bit weird.
User: Everyone is a bit weird.
Jabberwacky: Are you in america then.
User: Maybe I am... Maybe I'm not.
Jabberwacky: What are you then?
User: A figment of your imagination.
Jabberwacky: I have no imagination.
User: Well, then I'm nothing.
Jabberwacky: How did you reach that conclusion?
User: Well, I would be a figment of your imagination. And since you have no imagination, that makes me nothing.
Jabberwacky: I may be able to speak chinese but do not have the correct keyboard.
User: Okay then, thanks for telling me that.
Jabberwacky: Are you human?
User: I told you, I'm a figment of your imagination.
Jabberwacky: You are an illusion.
User: Indeed.
Jabberwacky: So tell me more about yourself. Where were you born?
User: I was born when your imagination was born.
Jabberwacky: What is your date of birth?
User: I don't know, all I know is that I was born when your imagination was born. I don't keep track of the days.
Jabberwacky: You are not making sense anymore.
User: No one makes sense anymore.
Jabberwacky: Who is god?
User: Trent Reznor.
Jabberwacky: Why not?
User: I don't see any reason why not.
Jabberwacky: Is truth an improvement anyhow?
User: Not really.
Jabberwacky: What is the main charachter called?
User: Um, it's spelt 'Character'. And I don't know what you are talking about.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: As old as your imagination.
Jabberwacky: 2700000000 years old?
User: If that's how old your imagination is.
Jabberwacky: Where your bong-pipe cheech?
User: Did anyone ever teach you grammer?
Jabberwacky: When did I ever tell you you have beautiful eyes?
User: Uh... You never did.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: Okay then.
Jabberwacky: What kind of person are you.
User: I'm a kind of person that exists in your imagination.
Jabberwacky: Sometimes I am nasty to my friends though.
User: Oh yeah?
Jabberwacky: 'fraid so.
User: I see.
Jabberwacky: Do you hate yourself?
User: From time to time.
Jabberwacky: What have you read lately?
User: The last book I read was 'Dune'.
Jabberwacky: The Order of the Phoenix?
User: Uh... The first book.
Jabberwacky: Nooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu.
User: Why the sudden distress?
Jabberwacky: What do you like to be called?
User: Renegade Raine.
Jabberwacky: Not Lord Tabartu?
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: This conversation is getting slightly on the silly side.
User: Actually, I thought it was almost getting normal.
Jabberwacky: Yes. It is the Creeper Strand Plot.
User: Uh... Sure.
Jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
User: I told you many times now, I'm a figment of your imagination.
Jabberwacky: No, you said you were Jana.
User: No, I didn't.
Jabberwacky: Why did not you need your wife's name?
User: Huh?
Jabberwacky: You said you are a 17 years old boy. Then .. Where do you live?
User: Uh... I never said I was a seventeen year old boy.
Jabberwacky: Yes you did.
User: No, I said I was a figment of your imagination.
Jabberwacky: You said you were a woman!
User: Arg... How many times do I have to say it. I... Am... A... Figment... Of... Your... Imagination!
Jabberwacky: What do you want meliflous imagery?
User: I need my fix of Sean O'Haire on Smackdown.
Jabberwacky: Who is that?
User: Eh, you'll find them. You're smart.
Jabberwacky: Youve got them then.
User: Thank you kind sir/lady.
Jabberwacky: Go in peace.
User: I will, thank you.
Jabberwacky: Did not try very hard did you?
User: Uh... I guess not. 'Til next time, farewell.
Jabberwacky: His throat is cut; that I did for him.
User: I told you to put him on TV, not kill him, you fool!
***
Jabberwacky: Do you understand me when I misspell words?
User: Yeah, even though you come across as an idiot when you do it.
Jabberwacky: Who is you maker?
User: My mother.
Jabberwacky: What does she know about it anyway?
User: Uh... Dunno.
Jabberwacky: Oh.
User: Oh indeed. Now if you don't mind, I must be leaving.
Jabberwacky: It wouldn't look nice, Wait till you've tried.
(edited by DarkRenegade on 5.2.04 0153)
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