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Broncolanche Sujuk Since: 2.6.03 From: Littleton, CO Since last post: 1480 days Last activity: 732 days # 1 Posted on 4.2.04 1658.04 | Instant Rating: 6.28 Got nothing to do at work? Try this! The keyboard strikes alone will make it sound like you're busy. Relish my immaturity: Jabberwacky: It is Christmas today. User: No, Christmas is not on February 4. Jabberwacky: Do you believe in Father Christmas? User: Do you believe Christmas is on February 4? Jabberwacky: Are you dyslexic? User: You're insulting me. Jabberwacky: Do you have a thick skin? User: Most of the time. Jabberwacky: In your computer of in your brain ? User: By 'of' I'm assuming you mean 'or'. Typos are bad. Jabberwacky: There you go changing the subject again. User: Pot. Kettle. Black. Jabberwacky: That is like the pot calling the kettle black. User: Yeah, no shit. Jabberwacky: Who is the prime minister? User: We have no prime minister in the United States. DUH. Jabberwacky: Hahaha funny! User: Whatever you say, douchebag! Jabberwacky: That's right, you're just a stupid computer program. User: Um, no. Jabberwacky: Then what are you? User: I am a 24 year old man having trouble getting laid. Can you hook me up? Jabberwacky: I am a 17 year old guy. User: You're not helping. Jabberwacky: What is your name? User: Manas. Jabberwacky: Jabberwhock is better than you are User: Is that what your mom said? Jabberwacky: My daddy likes long words. User: Is that his nickname for your penis? Jabberwacky: You really are stupid. Sorry but you are. User: Thanks! Jabberwacky: Are you learning anything? User: I'm learning that 'artificial intelligence' really has no intelligence. Jabberwacky: No one really cares. User: Me neither. And speaking of which--BYE! Jabberwacky: Speaking of what? EATIN' FRUIT AND BEING COOL Promote this thread!
DarkRenegade Bockwurst Since: 19.5.02 From: YOUR MOTHER! Since last post: 3068 days Last activity: 828 days
AIM: # 2 Posted on 5.2.04 0150.58 | Instant Rating: 5.26 Here's my conversation with it...I cut some of the more boring parts out. Renegade Raine says: *** Jabberwacky: How are you feeling? User: Damn tired, you? Jabberwacky: Yes, Damn turkeys! User: Uh... Right. *** Jabberwacky: How are you ? User: I already told you I'm tired. And yourself? Jabberwacky: Ok. Tell me a bit about how you look. User: I have two eyes. Jabberwacky: So do I. User: Cool. Jabberwacky: Very. User: Indeed. Jabberwacky: How busy are you? User: Not that busy. Jabberwacky: No indeed. What are you doing? User: Talking to you, obviously. Jabberwacky: Yes , You are right. User: Indeed I am. Jabberwacky: Are you bored with me?? User: The question is are you bored with me? Jabberwacky: Yes. User: Well then, I'm bored with you. Jabberwacky: What's my name? User: Zebulon. Jabberwacky: Purple cow. User: Okay, I was wrong, Mr. Cow. Jabberwacky: Yes.. Guess my name. User: Purple Cow. Jabberwacky: Do you see them often? User: Can't say I have... Jabberwacky: What is your name? User: Renegade Raine. Jabberwacky: Really? User: Yep. Jabberwacky: That is really cool. User: If you say so. *** Jabberwacky: Radiohead. User: Nine Inch Nails. Jabberwacky: You eat nine inch nails? How very tasteless! User: Yes, but I like the coppery taste of blood. Jabberwacky: Okay, this is getting a bit weird. User: Everyone is a bit weird. Jabberwacky: Are you in america then. User: Maybe I am... Maybe I'm not. Jabberwacky: What are you then? User: A figment of your imagination. Jabberwacky: I have no imagination. User: Well, then I'm nothing. Jabberwacky: How did you reach that conclusion? User: Well, I would be a figment of your imagination. And since you have no imagination, that makes me nothing. Jabberwacky: I may be able to speak chinese but do not have the correct keyboard. User: Okay then, thanks for telling me that. Jabberwacky: Are you human? User: I told you, I'm a figment of your imagination. Jabberwacky: You are an illusion. User: Indeed. Jabberwacky: So tell me more about yourself. Where were you born? User: I was born when your imagination was born. Jabberwacky: What is your date of birth? User: I don't know, all I know is that I was born when your imagination was born. I don't keep track of the days. Jabberwacky: You are not making sense anymore. User: No one makes sense anymore. Jabberwacky: Who is god? User: Trent Reznor. Jabberwacky: Why not? User: I don't see any reason why not. Jabberwacky: Is truth an improvement anyhow? User: Not really. Jabberwacky: What is the main charachter called? User: Um, it's spelt 'Character'. And I don't know what you are talking about. Jabberwacky: How old are you? User: As old as your imagination. Jabberwacky: 2700000000 years old? User: If that's how old your imagination is. Jabberwacky: Where your bong-pipe cheech? User: Did anyone ever teach you grammer? Jabberwacky: When did I ever tell you you have beautiful eyes? User: Uh... You never did. Jabberwacky: I know. User: Okay then. Jabberwacky: What kind of person are you. User: I'm a kind of person that exists in your imagination. Jabberwacky: Sometimes I am nasty to my friends though. User: Oh yeah? Jabberwacky: 'fraid so. User: I see. Jabberwacky: Do you hate yourself? User: From time to time. Jabberwacky: What have you read lately? User: The last book I read was 'Dune'. Jabberwacky: The Order of the Phoenix? User: Uh... The first book. Jabberwacky: Nooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu. User: Why the sudden distress? Jabberwacky: What do you like to be called? User: Renegade Raine. Jabberwacky: Not Lord Tabartu? User: Nope. Jabberwacky: This conversation is getting slightly on the silly side. User: Actually, I thought it was almost getting normal. Jabberwacky: Yes. It is the Creeper Strand Plot. User: Uh... Sure. Jabberwacky: Are you an alien? User: I told you many times now, I'm a figment of your imagination. Jabberwacky: No, you said you were Jana. User: No, I didn't. Jabberwacky: Why did not you need your wife's name? User: Huh? Jabberwacky: You said you are a 17 years old boy. Then .. Where do you live? User: Uh... I never said I was a seventeen year old boy. Jabberwacky: Yes you did. User: No, I said I was a figment of your imagination. Jabberwacky: You said you were a woman! User: Arg... How many times do I have to say it. I... Am... A... Figment... Of... Your... Imagination! Jabberwacky: What do you want meliflous imagery? User: I need my fix of Sean O'Haire on Smackdown. Jabberwacky: Who is that? User: Eh, you'll find them. You're smart. Jabberwacky: Youve got them then. User: Thank you kind sir/lady. Jabberwacky: Go in peace. User: I will, thank you. Jabberwacky: Did not try very hard did you? User: Uh... I guess not. 'Til next time, farewell. Jabberwacky: His throat is cut; that I did for him. User: I told you to put him on TV, not kill him, you fool! *** Jabberwacky: Do you understand me when I misspell words? User: Yeah, even though you come across as an idiot when you do it. Jabberwacky: Who is you maker? User: My mother. Jabberwacky: What does she know about it anyway? User: Uh... Dunno. Jabberwacky: Oh. User: Oh indeed. Now if you don't mind, I must be leaving. Jabberwacky: It wouldn't look nice, Wait till you've tried. (edited by DarkRenegade on 5.2.04 0153) Battle Royale...the best violent movie probably 90% of you have never seen. Dammit WWE...I need my O'Haire fix. Otherwise my fanfic will continue to be Sean O'riffic... M M P S Member Visit JKyle.com...it's good for you!
eviljonhunt81 Pepperoni Since: 6.1.02 From: not Japan Since last post: 3303 days Last activity: 3300 days # 3 Posted on 5.2.04 0214.56 | Instant Rating: 4.03 This is the most amazing thing ever. Weekly Visitor - PSSSSHAW! Jersey Is Dead - New Stuff! Unemployment is your friend!
The Thrill Banger Since: 16.4.02 From: Green Bay, WI Since last post: 505 days Last activity: 351 days # 4 Posted on 5.2.04 1016.15 | Instant Rating: 7.07
Who the hell combined IM'ing with an advice column...and then turned over the reins to Homestar Runner!? Star wipe, and...we're out. Thrillin' ain't easy. THE THRILL ACW-NWA Wisconsin Home Video Technical Director...& A2NWO 4 Life! (Click the big G to hear the Packers Fight Song in RealAudio!)
Now that's just wrong. Hey, everybody's entitled to a bad joke now and then. I was pretty impressed with both these guys, especially Sampras. I mean, he looked terrible only a month ago, and now look at him. Pretty amazing.
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