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IWS Scheduled For a Black-Out

(News and Notes for IWS Season’s Beatings December 18th)

Just days after losing their CZW tag team titles, Sabian and Ruckus confirmed that they intend to crash the annual Christmas party of the International Wrestling Syndicate, Season’s Beatings. According to back stage rumours, Black-Out got into a back stage confrontation with one fourth of the new tag team champs, Sexxxy Eddy, telling him that they were coming to Montreal on December 18th and that if they couldn’t get their titles back from him, that they would take the IWS tag team titles instead.

We look forward to seeing the former Combat Zone Wrestling tag team champions in action. We would like to warn our uninvited guests however that the current IWS tag team champions, the Flying Hurricanes won’t hand over their titles without a fight. Takao and Kenny the Bastard’s scheduled opponents for Season’ Beatings, the Kid Kamikaze Experience featuring Kurt Lauderdale are also unlikely to step aside for Black-Out.

This was previously announced, but it bears repeating:

Sun Youth & the IWS Tag Team to Fight Hunger

Sun Youth and the International Wrestling Syndicate are teaming up to fight hunger this Christmas. Before and during the next IWS show, Season's Beatings on December 18th, we will be collecting non-perishable food items at Unison Bar & Billiards, 3500 Cote Vertu.

Anyone who brings by at least two non-perishable food items will be entered in a draw for free IWS merchandise. Even if you don't plan to attend the show, drop by your donation at Unison Bar and Billiard anytime after 11 am and your name will be entered in the draw.

Help Sun Youth make this a jolly season for all...

And at the same time, enjoy a Hardcore Hannukah, some Christmas Carnage and the best Kwaanza Ass-Kicking that only the International Wrestling Syndicate can provide as Pierre Carl Ouellet, Franky the Mobster, the Flying Hurricanes, Chikara and the rest of the IWS crew present Season's Beatings.

Food Donations for Sun Youth can also be dropped off at their offices at 4251 St-Urbain. For more information about Sun Youth's Christmas Food Drive, please contact Johanne Satrelli at 514-842-6822 or by e-mail at

Beef Wellington Must Fight the Evil Ninja!

After the hideous internal injuries suffered at the hands of Damian during Born to Bleed, IWS star Beef Wellington had to be med-evaced to an undisclosed Caribbean Island where his shapely female doctors over-prescribed fruity alcoholic beverages capped with tiny umbrellas...

Upon returning to Montreal, Beef rushed to the IWS head offices to continue to plug his “Inter-Species Open Challenge” scheduled for Un F’N Sanctioned, March 26th. In the process, he annoyed IWS Commissioner Joseph FitzMorris so much that the Commissioner sicced his personal assassin, Evil Ninja on Beef.

The IWS Announces Dark Matches

Beginning with Season’s Beatings, the IWS will feature a dark match before Blood Stream each show to give a try out to the many wrestlers looking for an opportunity to prove their abilities in front of the best fans in Canada. In this inaugural bout, Player Uno will make his IWS debut.

Any wrestlers interested in a dark match try out with the IWS should write to yours truly at

IWS Impresses at JAPW

On Friday, December 10th, IWS stars took part in Jersey All Pro Wrestling’s Christmas gala, Season’s Beatings.

Beef Wellington beat Rush Margera in a match described as the funniest of the night.

Kevin Steen beat Sexxxy Eddy with the Steenalizer in a great match.

El Generico and Jack Evans stole the show and tore down the house in a match to determine the number one contender for JAPW’s light heavyweight title. Sadly, Jack Evans came out on top, but El Generico continues to impress US fans.

IWS at CZW’s Cage of Death Six

On Saturday, December 11th, IWS stars took part in Combat Zone Wrestling’s biggest show of the year, Cage of Death Six.

Former tag partners, Beef Wellington and Kid Kamikaze clashed with Beef’s former valet and girlfriend, Elsa Bangz, in Double K’s corner. Kid Kamikaze won his CZW debut with Elsa’s help. After the match, Beef Wellington got revenge on Elsa with his E. Coli pile driver. Then to a thunderous ovation, Sexxxy Eddy came out from the back to rescue Elsa and carry her to the back.

The unlikely duo of El Generico and Kevin Steen lost to the So-Cal duo of Super Dragon and Excalibur. Most people in attendance have said that Kevin Steen then “turned” on El Generico. From what we know however, before the match Kevin Steen warned El Generico that if Generico embarrassed him by losing the match, Steen would beat the shit out of him in retaliation. Super Dragon and Excalibur rescued El Generico from Kevin Steen only to attack him in turn with Excalibur holding El Generico on a chair so that Super Dragon could hit him with a top-rope curb stomp. For most fans this was the match of the night.

Sexxxy Eddy took part in one of two cage matches and emerged victorious becoming CZW tag team champ along with his partners in Team Ca$h. Eddy broke out the “Stupid-Sault” for the event, moon-saulting off the twenty foot cage with a garbage can over his head.

The International Wrestling Syndicate presents Season’s Beatings, December 18th at Unison Bar et Billiard, 3500 Boulevard Cote Vertu, Montreal, Québec. Doors open at 7:00 PM, IWS Bloodstream begins at 7:30 PM, show starts at 8:00 PM. Tickets are fifteen dollars. For information about the show e-mail or visit the Internet Wresting Syndicate at their web-site: For information about IWS merchandise & DVDs, our wholesale prices or our customer referral program e-mail or order from or from Smart Mark Video:

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