Originally posted by The DamesWow...I didn't think everyone knew about it already...thanks man.
Could you do me a favor though? I'm known better as The Dames, so could you list me as Damian Gonzalez aka The Dames on the IWC 100?
Dames
(edited by The Dames on 10.7.03 0901)
It's like that episode of "Seinfeld" where George insisted that everyone call him "T-Bone."
Or back in 1993 when Doc Gooden put out a press release stating that he was officially changing his nickname from Doc to "Uptown" Gooden. That really caught on.
"Well, you can't involve friendship with business. It has to be one or the other. It's either business or friendship, or hit the bricks!" --Life Lessons from "The Tao of Bobby the Brain Heenan" Uncensored 2000 preview
"As long as the check don't bounce, I guess he's okay with it!" --Former All Pro Giants LB Harry Carson on Bill Parcells joining the hated rival Dallas Cowboys
I was upset with this list at first, it left off just about every writer I read on the Internet, then I found a parody of Flea's list, so everything was put in place for me.
Originally posted by RYDER FAKINYou mean you regsiter, drop this bomb and then don't provide a link? What gives?
FLEA
I think (I hope) he was referring to my column (from the link below).... Lord knows we need some publicity at ITR... anyways, my column had something of a parody.
Originally posted by rspwfaqWow, you totally missed the joke there, dude.
See, in Bulldog's list, I'm there like 10 different times, whereas in Flea's list, I'm there once. Therefore, I would like Bulldog's list better.
They're right -- sarcasm really DOESN'T translate well on the internet...
Whoa, whoa, whoa -- you got mentioned in there more than once?? Let me just go back and.... oh, yeah, I see it now. Someone stuffed the ballot box, I'm assuming (Scotsman, I'm looking at YOU).
I'd just like to say Scooter Keith is a tool. Hyatte should've been ahead of him, regardless if he took a few months off. He's infintely better than Scooter could ever wish to be.
LET ME HOLLA AT YA PLAYA!I just wanted to say that I knew Dames way BEFORE he was the INTERNET SUPERSTAR RECAPPER we all know today. 4.0 can't come out soon enough.
Originally posted by Bogey316I'd just like to say Scooter Keith is a tool. Hyatte should've been ahead of him, regardless if he took a few months off. He's infintely better than Scooter could ever wish to be.
Wow, I've been so schooled. And the way you used "Scooter" just like Hyatte does was like a double wallop. What can I say? I have no defense against such a skilled argument. I can only hope that Flea doesn't drop me 10 places on the next list and thus ruin my standing on the internet forever as a result of such a finely constructed work of art, as this post was.
Originally posted by rspwfaq And the way you used "Scooter" just like Hyatte does was like a double wallop.
My post is, most likely, stupid and pointless, but I had to point out that the great Hyatte gives us public use of the term "Scooter". This was passed on only a year and 4 days ago , upon the 8th of June, 2002. It states:
Last week I reported that Jeremy Botter finally cracked under the pressure of dealing with "Scooter" Keith (they called him "Scooter" back at RSPW ten years ago... high time we bring it back) and ran to join the Army of God.
The full Midnight News can be found here, but most likely no one cares.
EDIT: Spellurng
(edited by Viral Platypus on 11.7.03 2340) The pen is mightier then the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Anytime, anywhere, fatty. I'll debate you on ANYTHING! Bring it on tubby! And how do you know Hyatte calls you Scooter if you don't read him? Huh? HUH????
And I usually spend my time on another chat board but since Scooter posts here, I figured I'd let him know how I and MANY other people think about him.