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Since: 22.9.02
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#41 Posted on

    Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight Jogger
    Can you explain that Lance Von Erich item?


Sure, but my memory may be sketchy regarding the specifics:

Back in the Texas promotion (World Class?) that the Von Erich's wrestled in, they brought in a babyface introduced as Kerry and Kevin's cousin: Lance Von Erich. He had moderate success, but stopped appearing for whatever reason (fired?, lost his smile? etc). In the first televised show that Lance was scheduled to appear, Fritz Von Erich took the mic and explained he wasn't really related to the Von Erich's at all, and that he was just a performer. Since kayfabe was strictly adhered to at the time, it was pretty memorable.




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#42 Posted on
There's also the possibility of him ending up with a new facial protection mask, a la Undertaker/Chris Nowinski/Charles Barkley.

But I still say he's going to pull a victory out of hopeless odds.
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#43 Posted on
Nobody has mentioned the easiest solution to all of this... Just set Glen Jacob's on fire for real...
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Since: 18.6.02
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#44 Posted on
Maybe they could unmask him, and he could have no scars, and they reveal that all of his scars were mental. They could then do some hardcore self-loathing, mind shit for Kane.

Or they could go back in time and never have booked this stupid "Mask v. Title" shit to begin with.



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Since: 1.3.02
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#45 Posted on
They could simply say he's been getting plastic surgery throughout his tenure.




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#46 Posted on
Somehow Drs. Youngblood and James Andrews will come to the ring to explain that, during Kane's absences for a broken foot (I believe) and a torn pectoral muscle, he underwent thorough dermabrasion therapy, along with a series of skin grafts. He is how a beautiful young man that any women would be lucky to date especially if they went camping and perhaps ran out of kerosene and matches.



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Since: 27.4.03
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#47 Posted on
Here's an idea Kane could be un-masked, have no scars it was all just Paul Barrer's tormenting, and then turn Kane into a ladies man, going on about how hot he is and how all the women were crying while he face was covered.

Funny nobody suggested Kane actually winning the title. I think that could work.
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#48 Posted on
I like the idea of Kane as a ladies man. He could have a bachelor pad set like Mike Awesome's Lava Lounge (or whatever).

However, reading that bit about people with face protectors, I would fucking love to see him take the mask off and reveal he's:

CHARLES BARKLEY!



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#49 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
Why can't he just say he was never burned in the first place? He came in as a heel with Paul Bearer. Heels lie. He can say he was too embarrassed to tell everyone the truth and the reason he wore the mask was the he didn't want people to see he WASN'T burned up. Problem solved.



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#50 Posted on
Best strategy is to forget the whole scarring all together. Start treating his mask like a lucha-mask. He does not want to lose it because it is his identity.

ANY story they could come up with to explain the lack of scarring would make for very poor TV. They just need to make a kick-ass angle out of him losing the mask, and then just sit back and ignore all of the internat flames about lack of continuuity.

My money is on a Kane win via DQ anyway, so the point is moot.





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#51 Posted on

How can Kane be burned under the mask? He hasn't had any heat in years!
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#52 Posted on
Best case is they actually give him the strap and he lives up to being the "Monster that beat Austin." Worst case is they actually make him take the mask off to continue his career, as I'm sure we've all forgotten Unibomb(SMW), Dr. Issac Yankem DDS, and Diesel part two. This last one I'm say because I agree with it and I've seen it once in this post already is that it's major flub and Evolution actually comes in for DQ leaving it at "Everbody's happy." Yeah riiiiigggghhhttt.



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#53 Posted on

    Originally posted by gauntlet

    How can Kane be burned under the mask? He hasn't had any heat in years!



I swear, I will never bitch about anything WWE does, EVER AGAIN, if they actually use this excuse.



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#54 Posted on

    Originally posted by gauntlet

    How can Kane be burned under the mask? He hasn't had any heat in years!


Hey, that's not fair. Kane usually gets a pretty good crowd reaction.

Personally, I find the guy extremely boring, and feel he's just another generic hoss. But to say he doesn't have heat isn't right.



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#55 Posted on
Is Kane even still supposed to be a childhood burn victim anymore? Didn't that Katie Vick storyline piss most of that away? (Or, because that was a pretty universally accepted Horrible Angle, has *that* been erased from WWE continuity?)

Is he even still Undertaker's brother?




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#56 Posted on
maybe he really is scarred???????
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#57 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54


    Somehow Drs. Youngblood and James Andrews will come to the ring to explain that, during Kane's absences for a broken foot (I believe) and a torn pectoral muscle, he underwent thorough dermabrasion therapy, along with a series of skin grafts. He is how a beautiful young man that any women would be lucky to date


Ugh....do you REMEMBER what Glen Jacobs looked like?



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#58 Posted on
Seriously though, they *did* create an interesting angle for next week didn't they?

We don't expect HHH to lose the belt just like that, and speculate heavily how they will deal with Kane's unmasking.
Yet there is always that tiny little chance that the title will change hands, or that they DO have a good angle/idea of how to unmask..or that it becomes one great cluster fuck. It's really one of those things that is either gonna rock or gonna suck big time.
I assume this type of discussion takes place on all boards and also in the worlds of the no-so-vocal-online fans..

Kudos to the WWE (writers) that they create some sort of buzz for next week, without throwing Goldberg vs HHH at us from out of nowhere or anything like that.







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#59 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.96

Why make things more complicated than they have to be? The creative staff and Raw viewers are wasting a lot of time and energy trying to figure out what to do with this Kane losing his mask angle. If you want to see what Kane looks like, look up Isaac Yankem or fake Diesel for a pic. He is not scarred, like I said in a different post, he ain't much of a looker and "Big Sexy" he sure is not. Glen Jacobs is not a very good looking man. That is why he could only get over with a mask on.

PS

Glen Jacobs wishes he was half as good looking as the original Diesel himself, Kevin Nash.


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#60 Posted on

    Originally posted by VanillaSky
    Hey, I'm all for trying something new with Kane...his character's been stagnant for so long that it's going to be nice to have a change. How would I book it? Bring Paul Bearer back and when the mask comes off, have it so Paul has convinced Kane that he is hideous and disgusting whilst in reality he looks normal. Remember, Paul said a while back that all of Kane's body was covered in scars but we now know that to be false. I think that's just about the only satisfying answer I can come up with at this point...but I have faith in the WWE writers. They have to have something good planned for us!


That's the only satisfying scenario I've seen so far.

And have you WATCHED their TV recently? They certainly DO NOT have to have something good planned.




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