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Perhaps that's a LITTLE melodramatic. Even given four weeks' notice, it still was really tough to actually get OUTTA there. I haven't had a cel in two years, so don't piss off whatever Marketing drone ended up with my phone number. The pager is handed in and has a dead battery in it, so don't page me. My voicemail *probably* doesn't work, but I suppose it's your nickel and I *did* take away all your other options.

Anyway, my wife is making sure I get good and drunk (and I may already BE THERE by now!) so I'll try to share (I originally typed "shrae") so I'll talk a little more about this tomorrow...or later this week, I dunno. Then -- NEVER AGAIN.

http://crz.net/resume.txt I also know MacOS and Dinwodsa

Reading over what I just typed, I am reminded of every time I ever chastised someone for coming onto the GODDAMN MESSAGE BOARD while they're not in complete control of their faculties. It'd be ironic, that is, if I weren't already ABOVE THE LAW AND POSTING ALL **MY** BLOG ENTIRES IN ***CRZ'S WORLD***. THAT'S RIGHT, I TYPED ENTIRES INTSTEAD OF ENTRIES, JUST TRY TO SUE ME YOU DOG DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS

I love you all, though. Don't ruin my board or I'll be pissed when I wake up

(it's Aaron's board too(

Honestly, I'd CORRECT all these typos IF I GAVE A FLYING FUCK

You know I just *gotta* stop including this URL on my resume

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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.25
My husband says, "To everyone who thought that wasn't my real name, look look! It really is!" Or as I would say, "Suck it."



I am made of blue sky and golden light, and I will feel this way forever. Drums.
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Since: 20.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.11

    (...)preferably, a position whereby I am paid to be awesome


Brilliant. I am so adding this to my resume.







Heyyy, look who I met.
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
Congratulations, Zed!! (Only 6 years worth of stuff? That's not too bad.)

Will we be getting a full hangover report tomorrow? (Including the "beverage of choice" details?)
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.25
    Originally posted by emma
    Congratulations, Zed!! (Only 6 years worth of stuff? That's not too bad.)

    Will we be getting a full hangover report tomorrow? (Including the "beverage of choice" details?)


Shh he's sleeping



I am made of blue sky and golden light, and I will feel this way forever. Drums.
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Zed Said;

    Reading over what I just typed, I am reminded of every time I ever chastised someone for coming onto the GODDAMN MESSAGE BOARD while they're not in complete control of their faculties. It'd be ironic, that is, if I weren't already ABOVE THE LAW AND POSTING ALL **MY** BLOG ENTIRES IN ***CRZ'S WORLD***. THAT'S RIGHT, I TYPED ENTIRES INTSTEAD OF ENTRIES, JUST TRY TO SUE ME YOU DOG DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS



You know Chris, this sorta stuff will ruin your whole image of a heartless, unfeeling internet warlord and despot. ;-)

Crackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man.
Feel better (or okay at least).



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    Originally posted by bitchfactor
      Originally posted by emma
      Congratulations, Zed!! (Only 6 years worth of stuff? That's not too bad.)

      Will we be getting a full hangover report tomorrow? (Including the "beverage of choice" details?)


    Shh he's sleeping


But why aren't you?




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#8 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.23
    Originally posted by DrOp
    Crackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man.
    Feel better (or okay at least).


Nah man, as much greasy comfort food as you can eat. Eggs, bacon, burgers, all of it. Also, lots of the aforementioned cold water.




(Not Bob Kohm)


In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.

Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.

Bob Kohm, co-owner of Rotojunkies.com (rotojunkies.com) , and a large market kind of guy.
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    Originally posted by Whitebacon
      Originally posted by DrOp
      Crackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man.
      Feel better (or okay at least).


    Nah man, as much greasy comfort food as you can eat. Eggs, bacon, burgers, all of it. Also, lots of the aforementioned cold water.


Or just keep drinking. (If you don't have to be anywhere today.)



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May I ask the beverage or beverages of choice? It truely does make a difference. It helps to know what road Dean is going to be headed down on the WorkRate Reports.

I don't take you for a beer man and even though your posts read like you've been drinking something strong and hard, you kind of strike me as a wine cooler guy. I was thinking Zima, but you just lost your job so I'll put my money down on Shmirnoff Ice.

asteroidboy
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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
    Originally posted by Joe E. Nitro
    May I ask the beverage or beverages of choice? It truely does make a difference. It helps to know what road Dean is going to be headed down on the WorkRate Reports.

    I don't take you for a beer man and even though your posts read like you've been drinking something strong and hard, you kind of strike me as a wine cooler guy. I was thinking Zima, but you just lost your job so I'll put my money down on Shmirnoff Ice.




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Since: 23.1.02
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.64
    Originally posted by JayJayDean
    Or just keep drinking. (If you don't have to be anywhere today.)


Man, that's the great thing about being unemployed. You don't have to be ANYWHERE.

Of course, you usually end up somewhere, and it's usually a pretty crappy somewhere cause you're broke. But you don't HAVE to be there....

-Jag

Btw Zed, I think you should go back to the gold font. Who cares if you can't read it while using the EZBoard scheme. It's just so much more *you*.



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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.07
    Originally posted by Joe E. Nitro
    May I ask the beverage or beverages of choice? It truely does make a difference. It helps to know what road Dean is going to be headed down on the WorkRate Reports.

    I don't take you for a beer man and even though your posts read like you've been drinking something strong and hard, you kind of strike me as a wine cooler guy. I was thinking Zima, but you just lost your job so I'll put my money down on Shmirnoff Ice.


My wife had a double margarita on the rocks waiting for me when I got home. I had two. Our brands are Sauza tequila blanco, and Cointreau....cointreau. Verily, her bartending skills are yet another reason I married her.

I then barely kept the buzz from that alive with ASPEN EDGE - A LOW CARB BEER FROM THE MAKERS OF COORS! I had four left from my six-pack, so I drank...FOUR.

There *may* be a booze review somewhere on the DVDVR board, but I certainly won't help YOU find it!

I'm feeling just fine now, so I guess it was an impurity-free drinking session. I still indulged in a non-diet Slurpee on my way back from fixing the servers this afternoon, though.

OH AND there are also some incredibly entertaining IM chats out there - well, they were entertaining to ME when I woke up and read back over what I'd said...mostly a lot of "I said THAT?!?" stuff. Still, it's nice to know that I'm still a LOVING drunk instead of one of those OTHER kinds of drunk. It is all about the LOVE - that one MAN - has - for another MAN. YES.



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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.41
    Originally posted by CRZ

    I then barely kept the buzz from that alive with ASPEN EDGE - A LOW CARB BEER FROM THE MAKERS OF COORS! I had four left from my six-pack, so I drank...FOUR.



Is this any good, or does it taste like Coors?




(Not Bob Kohm)


In the context of baseball, the use of drugs hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, the use of alcohol hurts only the player. In the context of baseball, womanizing hurts whom? Maybe the wife of the player? In the context of baseball, felonies are crimes against society, not against baseball. In the context of baseball, gambling is the only crime against baseball.

Gambling, in the context of baseball, is a capital offense and Rose has richly earned-- hell, he agreed to-- his death sentence. Let him hang.

Bob Kohm, co-owner of Rotojunkies.com (rotojunkies.com) , and a large market kind of guy.
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I'm still not going to post the chat log





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    Originally posted by Whitebacon
    Is this [Aspen Edge] any good, or does it taste like Coors?
It's....better than Coors Light. That's as far as I'll go on that.



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To bad he didn't stumble into the aPa chatroom. THAT would have been entertaining.



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You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.

"Finally You Can See Your Meat" (Roy.)


    Originally posted by Whitebacon
      Originally posted by DrOp
      Crackers, Aleeve, and LOTS of cold water, my man.
      Feel better (or okay at least).


    Nah man, as much greasy comfort food as you can eat. Eggs, bacon, burgers, all of it. Also, lots of the aforementioned cold water.


Since I just don't get hung over, I'll use Eddie George's hangover remedy:
One (1) packet each Goody's, BC headache powders
+ Two (2) cans Coke
= One (1) happy Heisman-winning running back




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With the address and fax number being given to us, is this a subliminal message for us to start a letter writing campaign for you to be rehired with a promotion, a raise and extra vacation time?



These are desperate times. And desperate times call for desperate measures. Thus, its time to break out the Cubs/White Sox/Red Sox call to put the Kaiser back on the throne.
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    Originally posted by redsoxnation
    With the address and fax number being given to us, is this a subliminal message for us to start a letter writing campaign for you to be rehired with a promotion, a raise and extra vacation time?
I would say no. I don't give them much time...



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