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Packman V2 Bratwurst Since: 16.3.04 From: Albuquerque, NM Since last post: 82 days Last activity: 2 hours
Y!: # 21 Posted on 10.10.04 1102.04 | Instant Rating: 0.93 Explain that your name is Samson, and your hair is the secret to your superhuman strength...worth a shot. GO PACK GO!!!
StaggerLee Scrapple Since: 3.10.02 From: Right side of the tracks Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 21 hours # 22 Posted on 13.10.04 0404.55 | Instant Rating: 3.08 Oh, several ways to handle that. Instead of the NO HABLA, simply state in clear English "I'm sorry, I dont speak English" (People usually get the hint to leave you alone) Or, look at her and say "I'll cut it if you would sleep with me." Those old people HATE the thought of TALKING about sex. She would run away fast! (or, you just got lucky) Tell her "Ma'am, Cancer patients are being punished by God. Who am I to mingle in the Lord's affairs?" I used to have a lot of good comebacks 12 years ago when I started shaving my head. Not everybody finds answers to thier stupid questions funny though!
Oliver Scrapple Since: 20.6.02 From: Kolob Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 1 hour # 23 Posted on 14.10.04 0140.44 | Instant Rating: 3.36 The easiest way to deal with it, is the same way I deal with people bothering me about my bald head: THEM: Why do you always shave your head? SOK: Why do you care? It's my head, I do with it what I want. No skinny chicks, please. Pages: Prev 1 2
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