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Enojado Viento
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Since: 12.3.02
From: Your Grocer's Freezer, NC

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#1 Posted on
Guys,

OK. . .let's review:

nWo--wears lots of black and white. Heralded as "poison" and "the destruction of the WWF" as we know it, but never seem to do much of anything. Brought in my Vince McMahon to destroy his creation.

World Wildlife Fund-- Has a panda for a mascot, which IS black and white. Claims to defend animal rights, but seems brought in to attack and destroy the WWF, which is does. Name is changed by Vince McMahon, and, according to some in the IWC, destroys the WWF as we know it.

. . .perhaps the whole nWo thing was a blind and the REAL Black-n-white destroyers were the pandas?





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Since: 15.4.02
From: Brandon, Fl

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#2 Posted on
Exactly!!! And that whole Scott Hall alcoholic thing. Pft... yeah right. In reality he is the Vice President of ATTACKING~! and DESTROING~! for the World Wildlife Fund...



...Really, he is.

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Since: 7.4.02
From: The Inner City, Now Living In The Country

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#3 Posted on
Speaking of conspiracies, was it really a *coincidence* that the first show using the new name took place in Hartford, CT, the former home of a hockey team called the "Whalers"? I should think NOT!!!



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Since: 3.1.02
From: Springfield, Mo.

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
To go one further "Grassy Knoll" and "Chris Benoit" both have eleven letters in them.

Chew on that.



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Evil Antler God
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Since: 10.1.02

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#5 Posted on
It all adds up......the mysterious raised briefcase? Panda did it. Hummer driver? Panda. Booker of Test's push? PANDA.
Nate The Snake
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Since: 9.1.02
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#6 Posted on

    Originally posted by Evil Antler God
    It all adds up......the mysterious raised briefcase? Panda did it. Hummer driver? Panda. Booker of Test's push? PANDA.


...not to mention that "panda" and "Vince" have the same number of letters. The vowels are even in the same places.

IT WAS MEEEE, SMARKS! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

Back, and to the left...



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The last living La Parka Marka: HE raised the briefcase!
astrobstrd
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Since: 13.3.02
From: Loveland, OH

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#7 Posted on
You're all asking the wrong questions. Don't ask who, ask why.
-Why do %50 of wrestling promos nowadays start with a wrestler hanging up on CRZ?
-Why do people care only when "cute" animals go extinct?
-Who benefits from all of this?

I know I said not to ask who, but that last one is ok.



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Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by astrobstrd
    You're all asking the wrong questions. Don't ask who, ask why.
    -Why do %50 of wrestling promos nowadays start with a wrestler hanging up on CRZ?
    -Why do people care only when "cute" animals go extinct?
    -Who benefits from all of this?

    I know I said not to ask who, but that last one is ok.



But what does this have to do with Dante and the Quick Stop?



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Evil Antler God
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Since: 10.1.02

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#9 Posted on
There were six people there that night who saw the panda handing out fliers outside the Quick Stop
Hokienautic
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Blacksburg VA

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#10 Posted on
Pandas eat bamboo, you know!
Lexus
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Stafford, VA

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#11 Posted on
"Pandas eat bamboo, you know!"

Not only that, but on a daily basis, woodpeckers drill carelessly into our precious trees, Whales eat our precious plankton, and all sorts of fish are pooping into our water.

Not only that, but the cows of the planet are pumping enough methane and other poisonous gasses into the air to put all our cars to shame. Hell, so are Volcanoes.

We have a hole in the Ozone, yet we still live on the verge of global warming.

But am I worried?

Nah.

Hulk Hogan and the 24 inch pythons will save me.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: Syracuse, NY

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#12 Posted on
"I'm NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TODAY~~!!"

FLRockAndLaw
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Since: 2.1.02
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#13 Posted on
The real poison that crept in while Vince was bringing in the nWo?

The pan-W-o.

(I know, I know, but I couldn't resist it...)



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Enojado Viento
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Since: 12.3.02
From: Your Grocer's Freezer, NC

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#14 Posted on

    Originally posted by RageRockrr
    The real poison that crept in while Vince was bringing in the nWo?

    The pan-W-o.

    (I know, I know, but I couldn't resist it...)



*L* That's good, but let's got the whole 9:

VINCE: "I can do this. I can destroy my own creation."

"Me . . ." *turns around, holding a stuffed panda in his lap.* ". . .and LING LING!"





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Since: 4.1.02

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.10
Please... make it stop.






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Since: 3.1.02
From: Calgary

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#16 Posted on
"Dante", "Panda" and "Vince" all have the same amount of letters in them, *and* the vowels in the right places. Dante's girlfriend f*cked a dead guy, Vince *is* a dead guy who likes getting f*cked, and the Panda f*cks everyone over. But who gains? Who??

Jerry Jarrett.

"IT WAS ME, VINCE! IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG!"

And then Stephanie & Linda will reveal that they sold their half of the NWA to Stone Cold...and it's 1999 all over again.



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Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The internet buzz.
Jay: What the f*ck is the internet?
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