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|  #1 Posted on 18.1.02 2026.53 | The Hoss report has reports that Big Show will be featured in upcoming Stacker 2 commercials. Excuse me a minute...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!
Whew. Ok, I'm better now. Who will he play? The "Before" Man
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| #2 Posted on 18.1.02 2030.36 |
ROTFLMAO!!
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| #3 Posted on 18.1.02 2116.17 | | Worlds' strongest fat....uhhh..burner...yeah, that's it. | LeechOfTheNight
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| #4 Posted on 18.1.02 2128.52 | That commercial's gonna be hillarious. It's gonna be this huge joke where they goof on the big Show the entire tim.e Can't wait.
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Booker: Why not?
Me: Because WCW is 4 FAGZ!
Booker: Goodbye.
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(interview ends)
whgat a homosexual booker tea si!"
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| #5 Posted on 18.1.02 2129.53 | No way, this can be great! I mean, Big Show hawking Stacker 2? This could be big, it's got zing, it's got zang, it's got marketability, it'll be great! Just like Double Trouble Crap On A Stick™!
STACKER 2 Announcer: "If you don't take Stacker 2, you'll end up like him!"
::cut to Big Show::
Big Show: "Hi, everybody!"
STACKER 2 Announcer: "See? Now go buy STACKER 2, the World's Strongest Fat Burner™."
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| #6 Posted on 19.1.02 0009.13 | | Is the Big Show really that fat for a guy his size? Or are we all buyin into what J.R. is selling? | dMp
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|  #7 Posted on 19.1.02 0559.04 |
If I was buying what JR is selling them I'd think Bradshaw is a hoss and I'd be holding my breath for some nice cruiser weight action.
But..we all know Bradshaw is really a stud, and that if you hold your breath that long you die.
Dunno if Show is that fat, he used to be alot slimmer though in WCW..
When will he do that toprope moonsault he has been practicing in his pool?
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| #8 Posted on 19.1.02 0634.25 |
When will he do that toprope moonsault he has been practicing in his pool?
Maybe when he finds a wrestler dumb enough to lay down for him to do it.
Would YOU want a 500 pound man doing belly flops on you?
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| #9 Posted on 19.1.02 0742.02 | Originally posted by TheBucsFan
| Would YOU want a 500 pound man doing belly flops on you? |
I can't tell you how many times I've heard THAT question.
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| #10 Posted on 19.1.02 0952.03 | Hey, it could just be the "Kurt Angle never hit" moonsault.
Show hiy a top-rope missle drop kick a couple of times while in WCW.
Moe
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| #11 Posted on 20.1.02 0543.57 |
Nod..and didn't he try a splash in that match against Flair when he just joined WCW?
Ofcourse he wouldn't have to hit it, no..and would the ring hold it? *grin*
Kinda like Buhbuh Ray with that Senton that never hits..you know he won't because he is 300+ coming right atcha!
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| #12 Posted on 26.1.02 1235.30 | "Nod..and didn't he try a splash in that match against Flair when he just joined WCW?"
He DID hit Randy Savage with a top rope splash shortly after entering WCW. He more or less squashed Savage, who was the WCW Champ at the time, but Hogan ran in before the Giant could win the title.
He may have been offended by the Giant using a big boot and legdrop combo on Savage.
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| #13 Posted on 26.1.02 1728.08 | The giant had some good moments in WcW... he definitely squashed savage...
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| #14 Posted on 26.1.02 1839.17 | He's going to be digitally altered to appear thin. Going along with this, of course, will be removal from wwf tv until he actually reaches the weight he is seen as in the commercial (around 300, according to my [nonexistant] sources).
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| #15 Posted on 26.1.02 2128.34 | That's going to take a hell of a lot of digital altering. Still, the off my tv part doesn't sound bad. You KNOW a big guy sucks when I don't give a damn about him, lol. Hell, I'll even watch a Taker match, because sometimes, with the right opponent (such as HHH), he can be carried to something special.
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| #16 Posted on 26.1.02 2133.55 | Originally posted by dMp
If I was buying what JR is selling them I'd think Bradshaw is a hoss and I'd be holding my breath for some nice cruiser weight action.
But..we all know Bradshaw is really a stud, and that if you hold your breath that long you die |
Actually it's not possible to hold your breath until you die, you can only suffocate from someone or something else, but it's not possible to suffocate yourself. I know, i've tried it a hundred times....uhh...I mean, i read it somewhere....yeah.
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| #17 Posted on 27.1.02 1047.14 | I wonder how much of Show's lack of physicial conditioning is due to the glandular thing that Andre had. I heard someplace that Show had managed to arrest the constant growth that shortened Andre's life, so it is probably just Show not doing whatever it is he's supposed to do. I just know that Andre was very well conditioned when he was young much like Show was at first.
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| #18 Posted on 27.1.02 1312.53 | wow... i dont know... i didn't think of that.... man that sucks if it's started becoming a problem again... he makes a great big man... someone to come out and squash everybody... or be in a david vs goliath match...
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