Sometimes I ask myself why I watch WWE after all the crap it's given me. HLA, necro, HHH, and so on. And then it hits me. That one simple phrase that can be modified and used for anything that gets you down, yet makes you keep coming back.
Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
Speaking of TE Failures, what was the name of that other black guy, from TE 2 I think. He was the guy who Al Snow really wanted to be a part of but the dumbass guy kept "getting winded" and not doing what he was told, then Al threw him out?
Homer Simpson: If they can send a man to the moon, why can't they make my shoes smell good?
Originally posted by XPacArmySpeaking of TE Failures, what was the name of that other black guy, from TE 2 I think. He was the guy who Al Snow really wanted to be a part of but the dumbass guy kept "getting winded" and not doing what he was told, then Al threw him out?
Wendell. TE3. He didn't even make it past the casting special, actually.
"I do have a degree in electrical engineering... from almost 20 years ago. Punchcard systems were just becoming obsolete, we had rotary phones in the dorms, and a modem was still a gizmo the size of a shoebox into which you squooshed the phone receiver itself. In short, we lived like animals.
The instant obsolesence is why I became a writer. The rate of punctuation in a sentence doesn't double every 18 friggin' months, and you never have some 22-year-old looming over your shoulder, shaking his head, saying "dude... you're still using adverbs...?"
I'll always remember "Too Legit to Grish" for my snubbing him while talking to The Coach and getting his autograph. In my defence he had just started a few weeks prior, but I should've said "Hi Todd" or something.