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|  #1 Posted on 23.7.04 1129.04 | Instant Rating: 3.77 | Halle Berry, academy award winning actress, dominatrix, hit and run driver, and all around slut...this one is for you:
I LIKE BUKKAKE! (b3ta.com)
To those wondering, bukakke is Japanese anime which typically features monsters, aliens, or demons with tentacles that rape impressionable young, teenaged Japanese schoolgirls sometimes not so unwillingly. This genre was pioneered by Sam Raimi with the original EVIL DEAD movie  . Enjoy.
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|  #2 Posted on 23.7.04 1211.05 | Instant Rating: 7.03 | I think what you're referring to there is Hentai, actually. And it would have probably little or more probably, absolutely nothing to do with Sam Raimi.
Bukakke? Well, that's something quite different (urbandictionary.com)
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| #3 Posted on 23.7.04 1229.26 | Instant Rating: 3.77 | Hm. Makes sense. Sorry, my mistake. But hentai in Japanese means pervert and I don't think it refers to just the "tentacle rape" stuff. Whenever people discuss it in anime circles, its usually referred to as bukakke so that's where I got it from. So maybe it was appropriated...or maybe I'm just . I mean I saw a screening of Harold and Kumar last night, I must have a screw loose or something.
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| #4 Posted on 23.7.04 1506.27 | Instant Rating: 7.03 | There are some NASTY reviews out there for this movie...
Ewwww, who spilled the litter box? 'Catwoman' stinks
So much talent wasted. So much money squandered. So much opportunity missed.
The mind boggles: What were they thinking?
"Catwoman" is a cinematic cat-astrophe (please pardon the pun but I just lost two hours of my life and feel owed a bit of fun).
The Seattle P-I's grade: D-.
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Meouch! This kitty a turkey
There she goes, crawling up walls like Spider-Man. And there she also goes, racing across city rooftops like, well, Spider-Man. But we've already got Spider-Man himself, still packing 'em in at the megaplex as he battles Doc Ock in "Spidey 2." So who needs Catwoman?
Who indeed?
Hoo, lordy. Can they repossess the Oscar when a winner makes a really, really, really bad career choice? Just in case, Halle Berry ought to lock that thing in a nukeproof vault and throw away the key. Because you never know what might happen once those Oscar voters get a load of "Catwoman." Which is, not to be indelicate about it or anything, a load.
The Tacoma News-Tribune's grade: ONE out of five stars.
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| #5 Posted on 23.7.04 1715.02 | Instant Rating: 5.05 | In the words of Artie Lange on the Howard Stern Show, "What'd you mean its getting bad reviews? Right here in the paper I see a big giant star next to it!"
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| #6 Posted on 23.7.04 2319.32 | Instant Rating: 3.01 | Is there honestly anyone here that thought it would be good?
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| #7 Posted on 24.7.04 0228.36 | Instant Rating: 3.36 | Originally posted by tarnish
I think what you're referring to there is Hentai, actually. And it would have probably little or more probably, absolutely nothing to do with Sam Raimi.
Bukakke? Well, that's something quite different (urbandictionary.com)
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To clarify, there's two types of Japanese anime; there's MANGA and HENTAI...Manga is like Sailormoon, Cardcaptor Sakura, and others. Hentai, on the other hand, is La Blue Girl, and other sexual themed (more often than not explicit) programs. Tentacles hentai is included in that.
Oh, and concerning the faux Catwoman, and the movie...it received HALF a star from the Edmonton Journal. To gauge the staff there, they gave Anchorman four stars, Spider-man 2 four and a half stars, and White Chicks ONE star.
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Eurotrip; Scooby Doo 2; Shrek 2; The Ladykillers; Spider-Man 2; Anchorman.
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| #8 Posted on 24.7.04 0611.04 | Instant Rating: 4.52 | That Urban Dictionary site is awesome.And I actually had a customer come into the store who liked the Catwoman movie, and looked surprised when I told her I'd heard it was terrible. So the movie isn't universally despised, I guess-- that customer simply happens to be the only person in the world who did like it, that's all. Or at least, the only one willing to admit it thus far.
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| #9 Posted on 25.7.04 0118.55 | Instant Rating: 5.40 | "Academy Award Winning Actress"...
I think the only reason they gave it to her was because she had to engage in a sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton. On screen, no less.
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| #10 Posted on 25.7.04 0150.13 | Instant Rating: 3.77 | Originally posted by estragand
"Academy Award Winning Actress"...
I think the only reason they gave it to her was because she had to engage in a sex scene with Billy Bob Thornton. On screen, no less.
And it wasn't just any sex. No. It was raw, hot, sweaty, athletic sex with Halle Berry and Billy Bob Thorton. Rawr.
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| #11 Posted on 25.7.04 0604.30 | Instant Rating: 4.10 | Originally posted by SOK
To clarify, there's two types of Japanese anime; there's MANGA and HENTAI...Manga is like Sailormoon, Cardcaptor Sakura, and others. Hentai, on the other hand, is La Blue Girl, and other sexual themed (more often than not explicit) programs. Tentacles hentai is included in that.
ACTUALLY manga is/are Japanese comic books. Anime refers to Japanese animation, regardless of the genre, and within anime, hentai refers to those of the sexually explicit or pornographic nature. Although more recently the term "anime" has gained popularity and been used to describe a type or style or animation, rather than Japanese animation specifically. And as an FYI, the two most common distinguishing types of anime are actually shounen and shoujo, animation with male oriented and female oriented subject matter respectively. And I don't know who said it earlier, but sukebe means pervert (noun), not hentai (more of an adjective). And as far as bukkake goes, the urban dictionary pretty much hit that nail right on the head. 
more info here (google.com) and here (gosh.ex.ac.uk)
EDIT: fixed the links.
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| #12 Posted on 25.7.04 1325.25 | Instant Rating: 3.77 | http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
Catwoman is estimated at #3 in the Box Office this weekend with $17 million. In short, the movie tanked and my faith in the American people has been restored. GO JASON BOURNE GO!
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| #13 Posted on 25.7.04 1402.18 | Instant Rating: 4.05 | Originally posted by SOK
To clarify, there's two types of Japanese anime;
Hooooo-boy, there's more that two. There's hentai (La Blue Girl, for example), shojo (Sailor moon & Magic Knight Rayearth, for example), big robot, man-boy love (Kazuya for example), comedy (Ranma 1/2), Action/adventure, sci-fi, drama...just to name a few...
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|  #14 Posted on 26.7.04 0249.55 | Instant Rating: 6.04 | Originally posted by ekedolphin
And I actually had a customer come into the store who liked the Catwoman movie, and looked surprised when I told her I'd heard it was terrible. So the movie isn't universally despised, I guess-- that customer simply happens to be the only person in the world who did like it, that's all.
Or at least, the only one willing to admit it thus far.
Could it be because its a HER?
No clue..but I can imagine "they" go like 'yay..a female hero..'
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| #15 Posted on 27.7.04 0005.47 | Instant Rating: 4.82 | Originally posted by dMp
Originally posted by ekedolphin
And I actually had a customer come into the store who liked the Catwoman movie, and looked surprised when I told her I'd heard it was terrible. So the movie isn't universally despised, I guess-- that customer simply happens to be the only person in the world who did like it, that's all.
Or at least, the only one willing to admit it thus far.
Could it be because its a HER?
No clue..but I can imagine "they" go like 'yay..a female hero..'
I'm a HER and I friggin' hated the movie. The only "thing" I loved about it was Benjamin Bratt and every time he was on the screen. He's hot and many of the women in the theater agree.
The plot sucked, Sharon Stone played a great villian, but I've seen it too many times and it's boring and I hate that the ending potentially set up a sequel. I kind of figured that guys would like the film more because it features Halle Berry in that tiny costume and a bull whip. Go figure. Yeah, it's a flop. And Tom Hanks tanked with that airport movie too. :)
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| #16 Posted on 27.7.04 0201.24 | Instant Rating: 6.04 | Originally posted by Ticamo
I kind of figured that guys would like the film more because it features Halle Berry in that tiny costume and a bull whip. Go figure.
Funniest thing was what I read somewhere last week.
Her stuntdouble is a guy and he said 'Kinda fun, to know that many men will be there looking at how hot Halle looks in that outfit while really they are checking me out'
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| #17 Posted on 27.7.04 0240.28 | Instant Rating: 3.55 | Originally posted by Ticamo
Originally posted by dMp
Originally posted by ekedolphin
And I actually had a customer come into the store who liked the Catwoman movie, and looked surprised when I told her I'd heard it was terrible. So the movie isn't universally despised, I guess-- that customer simply happens to be the only person in the world who did like it, that's all.
Or at least, the only one willing to admit it thus far.
Could it be because its a HER?
No clue..but I can imagine "they" go like 'yay..a female hero..'
I'm a HER and I friggin' hated the movie. The only "thing" I loved about it was Benjamin Bratt and every time he was on the screen. He's hot and many of the women in the theater agree.
The plot sucked, Sharon Stone played a great villian, but I've seen it too many times and it's boring and I hate that the ending potentially set up a sequel. I kind of figured that guys would like the film more because it features Halle Berry in that tiny costume and a bull whip. Go figure. Yeah, it's a flop. And Tom Hanks tanked with that airport movie too. :)
Speaking as a red blooded male that usually finds Halle Berry attractive and sexy (she was pretty sexy for trailer trash in MONSTER'S BALL), I personally think Halle Berry looks hideous in her CINO costume. I don't find anything sexy about it at all. All the costume really does is make her look like some sort of skanky dominatrix or whore. They should've called the movie CATHOOKER or something. I think the costume was designed by Halle Berry and a homosexual, and you know what? I think you can tell.
Someone should tell that male stunt double that no one went to this movie, so straight guys weren't checking him out thinking he was hot or started drooling over him. I hope he's not too disappointed.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0726Berry-ON.html
Oh and will someone please show Halle Berry some of the reviews and the box office weekend results and explain to the dumb Hollywood idiot that her movie TANKED! And that there will not be a sequel. I mean, she just comes off as such an idiot when she keeps acting so oblivious. Baka.
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| #18 Posted on 27.7.04 0454.37 | Instant Rating: 6.90 | Just be glad the movie wasn't released on your birthday?
Have fun getting wasted, btw.
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| #19 Posted on 27.7.04 1100.24 | Instant Rating: 3.55 | Originally posted by Jaguar
Just be glad the movie wasn't released on your birthday?
Have fun getting wasted, btw.
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Thanks for remembering .
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