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The W - Random - IMMA HAVIN' A BABY!!....(well, my wife is going to do the hard part)
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El Nastio
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Since: 14.1.02
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My lovely wife brought home two home pregnancy tests which were two different brands (she wanted to be thorough) and BOTH tests came up POSITIVE. We're meeting up with her family doctor on Friday but really; what are the odds of TWO false positives on two different take-home tests?


I'M A DAD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Might be a December baby!



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Since: 16.2.07
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Congrats on el nino (or la nina, whatever the case may be).

I can't speak for the rest of the dads out there, but in my experience, those tests are DEAD ON.

Now is when all kinds of people come out of the woodwork to offer new-parent advice. My advice is this: don't take anyone's advice. Only if that person is a parent and their kids turned out ok do you even bother to listen to what they say.

May the sleepness nights be few and the fingers/toes number ten.
DJ FrostyFreeze
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

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Read it and weep, fella


Congratulations!

    Originally posted by djp
    Only if that person is a parent and their kids turned out ok do you even bother to listen to what they say.
Words to live by, right there. I wish my wife hadnt wasted her time with all of those "How to be a parent" books either. Total waste of time. All babies are different, so when you have questions, get a wide range of opinions from as many parents as you can. Doing that helped us out tremendously.



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Since: 11.12.01
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Congrats, El Nastio!

And Frosty - how many kids are you up to now?




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Since: 8.10.03
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Congrats. Whatever you do don't listen to any of the horror stories about childbirth or how it's a piece of cake. Just go with the flow and the hormones.



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DJ FrostyFreeze
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Since: 2.1.02
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Read it and weep, fella


    Originally posted by pieman
    And Frosty - how many kids are you up to now?
Just one for now. She'll be 2 in August. Mrs. Freeze is already talking about the next one, but this parenting crap is hard!!



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Since: 2.1.02
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    Originally posted by DJ FrostyFreeze
      Originally posted by pieman
      And Frosty - how many kids are you up to now?
    Just one for now. She'll be 2 in August. Mrs. Freeze is already talking about the next one, but this parenting crap is hard!!


There are some great books to help you out with parenting difficulties...



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Since: 28.1.02
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Congrats.

I remember those days. Very cool. You have an exciting 7 months ahead of you, and then about 20 years after that. My only advice? get as much sleep as you possibly can in the time just before the baby is born. That first week home was - crazy.



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El Nastio
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Since: 14.1.02
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Thank you everybody! We're trying not to tell too many people right now because it's only been a month.....I gotta say we'd both be devastated if something bad happened. But I mean....I've all been a part of this board for a several years now (apparently I registered here in 2002). So I guess I wanted to let y'all know about it. I certainly appreciate all the advice!

So far she's SUPER TIRED a lot and a bit nauseous. No morning sickness yet though. And she's not looking forward to the lack of caffeine.

We even have the names picked out already. If it's a boy his name will be Desmond, after my Grandpa. If it's a girl we're going to name her Faustina (after Saint Faustina).



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Since: 24.4.05
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Congrats! Good luck with the morning sickness. All the feelings that you are going to go through over the next 7 - 8 months are going to be worth the moment that the child is born.

Possibly a bit cliché, but absolute truth....despite how long labor lasts, your life changes in a split second. It is truly amazing how unconditional love takes over.

Oh, and don't worry about it too much, you are going to mess up during the pregnancy. Pick your battles, even when you are rational, you aren't going to feel like a winner in the end. I learned this the hard way with my first one. The second one was pretty smooth sailing. Just smile and be supportive!
Oliver
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Wow, Nastio - congrats! The wifey and I are trying for one of our own - but for unsaid reasons, it's not an easy task.

My brother has three kids - and he loves parenthood. It will be excellent, I assure you.



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Since: 21.11.02
From: Williston Park, NY

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Nastio,

Many, many congratulations. I have 4 of my own and while I love them all dearly, the first pregnancy is/was the most exciting. Enjoy this time and pamper your wife/mom to be. I would also djp and say please do not listen to anyone at all with their advice about kids. All kids are different and no parent is perfect. The decisions I made with my first are different than those made with my fourth. Also, do NOT tell anyone the names you are planning on. EVERYONE has an opinion on names and most have no problem telling you what they think of yours. My wife and I liked Jane very much until peopel kept saying she will be called "Plain Jane" so much, we lost interest. Keep it to your selves and announce it at the hospital after the birth.

Good luck, congrats and enjoy!



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