~Artisan Entertainment logo flashes onscreen~ ~Marvel Studios logo flashes onscreen~ ~Fade in from black to a WW2-era concentration camp~ ~Cut to Nick Fury (with eyepatch & cigar) "We need to do something about this now, while there's still people over there who we CAN help!"~ ~Cut to President Roosevelt "The provisions we spoke about, Colonel, are they in place?" Fury: "The bomb?" Roosevelt: "Not that...the OTHER provision..." Fury cocks an eyebrow...~ ~Cut to a WW2 trench battle. A bomber flies overhead and drops something. We can't see what...until a flash of red, white & blue comes blazing in and crashes just in front of the Axis trenches, kicking up a heck of a lot of dust and dirt. The cloud of dust dissipates...revealing a single man in a red, white and blue uniform: Captain America, ready to attack.~ ~Cut to after that attack, Nick Fury walking with Captain America. "We've got a special assignment for you, it comes straight from the President. The Nazis have some sort of weapon they've codenamed 'The Red Skull'. We want you to find it, and destroy it before the Nazis can get it up and running. We're assigning a small platoon to assist you..."~ ~Cut to Private Bucky Barnes and Captain America shaking hands, upon their first meeting. Bucky: "Why do you do it?" Cap: "My country needs me."~ ~The music swells as we cut to a major battle along a roadside. There's explosions as Cap shoves Bucky out of the way and jumps on a grenade with his shield. Then we cut to Cap & the Red Skull trading punches inside a warehouse.~ ~We then cut to Cap (sans mask) outside pulling his mask on. He then turns and looks up towards the Statue of Liberty and salutes as the sun rises behind him.~ ~Cut to red, white & blue Captain America logo~ -Fade out~
If you can't tell, I'm primed for a Captain America movie. Personally, I'd much rather have seen the cash spent on Collatoral Damage spent on Cap, because the world needs a Cap movie right now. Or soon. He fights Nazis, dammit...who doesn't hate Nazis?
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously" Banky Edwards (Jason Lee), Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
"Smile." Maguire (Jude Law), Road to Perdition
"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" The President (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Bomb
gonna build a giant drill and bore straight into hell releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell so they can walk upon the earth and get recituated and run the diet pill pyramid that MC Pee Pants has created