Originally posted by Point 10c in the RulesThere is no smoking and no food or drink INSIDE the Wienermobile™. Arrangements involving food and drink for wish fulfillments can be made using separate vehicles.
You mean I can't even enjoy a tasty Oscar Mayer® hot dog inside the Wienermobile™? Hmmm, maybe that would be like some kind of infinite loop thing, or maybe wiener-cannibalism.
(CRZ bailed on the "Wienerboard" name just a little too soon, didn't he? :-) )
Originally posted by ebayA year’s supply of Oscar Mayer® cold cuts and hot dogs (26 packages of each)
Maybe my clan just digs eating cold cuts, but since when does 26 packages of cold cuts make it through more than a month? My son could put away half a years worth with a friend over....
...and 26 packs of hot dogs? Same thing. Good thing hot dogs are so healthy to eat!
(edited by thecubsfan on 15.6.04 0840) "I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise."
There is no smoking and no food or drink INSIDE the Wienermobile
On the Wienermobile no eating? Not even hot dogs? Lame.
The Wienermobile™ must be used in a positive and uplifting manner. Winners cannot use the Wienermobile™ for self-promotion, political or special interests advocacy or personally profit from the use of the Wienermobile™. Damn there goes my diabolical plan to ride this to the DNC
The number of people at any one time is limited to four, plus two Oscar Mayer® Hotdoggers, the official drivers of the Wienermobile™
I wonder if the official drivers of the Wienermobile feel that their guidance counselors in high school let them down.
If Oscar Mayer® is prevented from granting a wish either totally or in part by reason of fire, flood, storm, strike, lockout, acts of God or other events beyond its reasonable control, the granting of the wish shall be postponed or suspended until a later date agreed to by the winner and Oscar Mayer®.
The forgot to include getting dragged out the Wienermobile and being bludgeoned to death when your friends catch out and wish to give you a mercy killing.
My favorite that I saw: "Vin Diesel once had to choose between saving a baby or the baby's mother from a burning house. Since it wouldn't have been fair to choose, he instead cooked a BLT and peppered the sandwich with their ashes."