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The W - Random - I'm tempted to bid... if only for the years supply of cold cuts and hot dogs
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Guru Zim
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Since: 9.12.01
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.81 ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& category=16071&item=2249551158& rd=1

Willful ignorance of science is not commendable. Refusing to learn the difference between a credible source and a shill is criminally stupid.
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
Screw that, you know how many years it's been since I was last able to find my Wienerwhistle? That's the clincher right there for me, pal.

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Cherries > Peaches

Since: 1.8.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.47
    Originally posted by Point 10c in the Rules
    There is no smoking and no food or drink INSIDE the Wienermobile™. Arrangements involving food and drink for wish fulfillments can be made using separate vehicles.
You mean I can't even enjoy a tasty Oscar Mayer® hot dog inside the Wienermobile™? Hmmm, maybe that would be like some kind of infinite loop thing, or maybe wiener-cannibalism.

(CRZ bailed on the "Wienerboard" name just a little too soon, didn't he? :-) )

Since: 9.2.02

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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.87
    Originally posted by ebay
    A year’s supply of Oscar Mayer® cold cuts and hot dogs (26 packages of each)
Maybe my clan just digs eating cold cuts, but since when does 26 packages of cold cuts make it through more than a month? My son could put away half a years worth with a friend over....

...and 26 packs of hot dogs? Same thing. Good thing hot dogs are so healthy to eat!

(edited by thecubsfan on 15.6.04 0840)

"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise."
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Since: 11.1.02
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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.99
The fine print is hilarious:

There is no smoking and no food or drink INSIDE the Wienermobile

On the Wienermobile no eating? Not even hot dogs? Lame.

The Wienermobile™ must be used in a positive and uplifting manner. Winners cannot use the Wienermobile™ for self-promotion, political or special interests advocacy or personally profit from the use of the Wienermobile™.
Damn there goes my diabolical plan to ride this to the DNC

The number of people at any one time is limited to four, plus two Oscar Mayer® Hotdoggers, the official drivers of the Wienermobile™

I wonder if the official drivers of the Wienermobile feel that their guidance counselors in high school let them down.

If Oscar Mayer® is prevented from granting a wish either totally or in part by reason of fire, flood, storm, strike, lockout, acts of God or other events beyond its reasonable control, the granting of the wish shall be postponed or suspended until a later date agreed to by the winner and Oscar Mayer®.

The forgot to include getting dragged out the Wienermobile and being bludgeoned to death when your friends catch out and wish to give you a mercy killing.


Since: 25.6.02
From: Ottawa

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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.21

"Hey baby, wanna get a ride on my wiener?"


This one band camp......
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Even though i am in agreement with the masturbating bit... i would thoroughly enjoy reading what happens if you try what travis put forth. I dunno dude... if your this obsessed with the girls that even talk to you now...
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