The W
Views: 95563164
Main | FAQ | Search: Y! / G | Calendar | Color chart | Log in for more!
17.4.14 0153
The W - Random - If you're gonna die, this would be the way.
This thread has 7 referrals leading to it
Register and log in to post!
Pages: 1(4209 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
User
Post (20 total)
Papercuts!
Potato korv








Since: 3.1.02
From: Springfield, Mo.

Since last post: 4276 days
Last activity: 4186 days
#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Click Here



Jason Baldwin
Head Writer, 4-Color Review
And the guy behind PAPER CUTS!
TRUTHFUL comic book commentary
Every Thursday, only at 4-Color Review
http://4colorreview.com
Promote this thread!
Jobberman
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: West Palm Beach, FL

Since last post: 5 hours
Last activity: 5 hours
#2 Posted on


I guess that WOULD be better than drowning or burning...



Why, oh why, didn't I take the blue pill...
lmo911
Italian








Since: 2.1.02
From: A ways past Parts Unknown and to the left of Dudleyville

Since last post: 3345 days
Last activity: 1094 days
AIM:  
#3 Posted on
Well I guess you could consider it drowning...just not in water.

I'm still holding out for explosive decompression, though.



Nothing is better than X-pac! It's all in the inflection...

Scratch my back with a protractor!!
dunkndollaz
Banger








Since: 3.1.02
From: Northern NJ

Since last post: 15 hours
Last activity: 11 hours
#4 Posted on
drowning in saline or silicone.........I'd rather die in the "saddle" so I could have the unique experience of coming and going at the same time........



Stylin' and Profilin' - Custom Made from Head to Toe.....courtesy of Michael's of Kansas City
Quezzy
Knackwurst








Since: 6.1.02
From: The Moon

Since last post: 6 hours
Last activity: 6 hours
AIM:  
#5 Posted on
Oh sure I post something about dying and everyone is like "what are you thinking you sick freak!" and then Papercuts posts something about dying and it's "oh, what a wonderful post"




Lance's Response:

THAT IS AWESOME!
Papercuts!
Potato korv








Since: 3.1.02
From: Springfield, Mo.

Since last post: 4276 days
Last activity: 4186 days
#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Originally posted by Quezzy
Oh sure I post something about dying and everyone is like "what are you thinking you sick freak!" and then Papercuts posts something about dying and it's "oh, what a wonderful post"



Because your post doesn't involve nudity.



Jason Baldwin
Head Writer, 4-Color Review
And the guy behind PAPER CUTS!
TRUTHFUL comic book commentary
Every Thursday, only at 4-Color Review
http://4colorreview.com
lmo911
Italian








Since: 2.1.02
From: A ways past Parts Unknown and to the left of Dudleyville

Since last post: 3345 days
Last activity: 1094 days
AIM:  
#7 Posted on
And Quez...you do have to admit...you are a ssssick freak!





Nothing is better than X-pac! It's all in the inflection...

Scratch my back with a protractor!!
The Big Kat
Kishke








Since: 11.1.02
From: Austin, TX

Since last post: 271 days
Last activity: 6 days
#8 Posted on
72 DD?



-The Big Kat
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space
Papercuts!
Potato korv








Since: 3.1.02
From: Springfield, Mo.

Since last post: 4276 days
Last activity: 4186 days
#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Originally posted by The Big Kat
72 DD



I'm thinking she'd make a great James Bond villian.



Jason Baldwin
Head Writer, 4-Color Review
And the guy behind PAPER CUTS!
TRUTHFUL comic book commentary
Every Thursday, only at 4-Color Review
http://4colorreview.com
Quezzy
Knackwurst








Since: 6.1.02
From: The Moon

Since last post: 6 hours
Last activity: 6 hours
AIM:  
#10 Posted on
Well you could have mentioned that you wanted to be nude when you died in my thread if you really wanted nudity...

Ok, i guess I am a sick fffffreak.



Lance's Response:

THAT IS AWESOME!
Zeruel
Thirty Millionth Hit
Moderator








Since: 2.1.02
From: The Silver Spring in the Land of Mary.

Since last post: 3 days
Last activity: 1 hour
#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.05
72DD...wide chest...small-ish cups for such a big measurement...

:::shakes head::: she's getting arrested for assult and boobery...





-- Ladies and gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
-- Satisfaction GUARENTEED!!!! or you owe me ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!!
R-D-Z
Gavintzu
Summer sausage








Since: 2.1.02
From: Calgary ... Alberta Canada

Since last post: 2677 days
Last activity: 2677 days
#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Hmmm I just had two friends e-mail me that exact link today.

At the risk of being a party pooper ... did anyone else notice this was from the Weekly World News website? So this story is about as legit as a "Bigfoot living with JFK in White House basement" story?






Past hills of chambermaids' dark bare arms and fields of muscles quilted to the bone,
Right now I'm flying over, yeah right now I'm flying home.
lmo911
Italian








Since: 2.1.02
From: A ways past Parts Unknown and to the left of Dudleyville

Since last post: 3345 days
Last activity: 1094 days
AIM:  
#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.06

Hey! Don't insult my roomies like that! And besides...we live in the White House Bowling Alley! Damn reporters never get it anything right!



Nothing is better than X-pac! It's all in the inflection...

Scratch my back with a protractor!!


(edited by lmo911 on 29.1.02 1949)
Stephanie
Landjager








Since: 2.1.02
From: Madison, WI

Since last post: 332 days
Last activity: 3 days
#14 Posted on
As methods of death go, this doesn't seem very exciting to me.

Steph



I'm going twenty-four hours a day...I can't seem to stop
- "Turn Up The Radio", Autograph
ekedolphin
Scrapple








Since: 12.1.02
From: Indianapolis, IN; now residing in Suffolk, VA

Since last post: 2 days
Last activity: 5 hours
#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.01
Nah, not very exciting at all... I'd much rather die while some girl was doing... certain things to me.

And I'll leave it at that.



“You have the look of a man who accepts what he sees because he is expecting to wake up. Ironically, this is not far from the truth.”

Morpheus, The Matrix


For the best in e-wrestling visit New Era Wrestling.
Papercuts!
Potato korv








Since: 3.1.02
From: Springfield, Mo.

Since last post: 4276 days
Last activity: 4186 days
#16 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Originally posted by Gavintzu
did anyone else notice this was from the Weekly World News website?



You're kidding, right?

No, I *REALLY* thought it was a legtimate news article. And I'm sure everyone else posting in this thread did, too.

It only says WEEKLY WORLD NEWS at the top of the page.

Come on, man, I know it was a JOKE. I posted it here for ENTERTAINMENT value. Because, you know, everything else I've posted in the Random folder along these lines has been TOTALLY serious.





Jason Baldwin
Head Writer, 4-Color Review
And the guy behind PAPER CUTS!
TRUTHFUL comic book commentary
Every Thursday, only at 4-Color Review
http://4colorreview.com
Jaguar
Knackwurst








Since: 23.1.02
From: Phoenix, AZ

Since last post: 9 days
Last activity: 9 days
#17 Posted on
Like killing you?

Softly.... with her song?

Argh, that was way out of left field.

~jag
Quezzy
Knackwurst








Since: 6.1.02
From: The Moon

Since last post: 6 hours
Last activity: 6 hours
AIM:  
#18 Posted on
Originally posted by ekedolphin
Nah, not very exciting at all... I'd much rather die while some girl was doing... certain things to me.



Braiding your back hair?



Lance's Response:

THAT IS AWESOME!
Gavintzu
Summer sausage








Since: 2.1.02
From: Calgary ... Alberta Canada

Since last post: 2677 days
Last activity: 2677 days
#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
Hey Papercuts, I wasn't attacking you. Like I said in my first post, two intelligent, post-secondary educated friends e-mailed it to me thinking it was a legit newsstory. I thought so too when I first read it -- I thought it would make the first entry into the Darwin Awards for 2002. Then I saw the Weekly World News sig, and party poopery resulted. The source of the story wasn't that obvious in the link.






Past hills of chambermaids' dark bare arms and fields of muscles quilted to the bone,
Right now I'm flying over, yeah right now I'm flying home.
Saruman
Salami








Since: 25.1.02
From: Kirksville, MO

Since last post: 4266 days
Last activity: 4236 days
AIM:  
#20 Posted on
Hey, it was pretty obvious. Read the headers.
In either case, I'd rather not go out like that. Too much sillicone makes me queezy.




Don't hate the playa, hate his catch phrase!
Pages: 1Thread ahead: Computer Trouble
Next thread: What we're getting Guru for his birthday...
Previous thread: I'm hoping someone can answer this question.
(4209 newer) Next thread | Previous thread
Dang. That wouldn't be a fun way to go at all. Bears are scary, scary animals if one ever got mad--in terms of strength and killing ability a bear is actually much more dangerous than any of the predatory wild cats out there.
- Scott Summets, No One Learned From Roy (2003)
The W - Random - If you're gonna die, this would be the way.Register and log in to post!

The W™ message board

ZimBoard
©2001-2014 Brothers Zim

This old hunk of junk rendered your page in 0.413 seconds.