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|  #41 Posted on 21.10.07 1838.18 | Instant Rating: 3.52 | Ladies and gentlemen, the following public service message is brought to you by your friends from D-Generation X, who would like to remind each and every one of you that if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you...
I'm shocked we got this far in the thread without anyone mentioning Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On".
Seriously, it may be nine years ago, but that song scarred me for life in some regard.
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|  #42 Posted on 26.10.07 1513.20 | Instant Rating: 4.20 | Plain and simple.... Copacabana by Barry Manilow
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| #43 Posted on 26.10.07 1602.42 | Instant Rating: 7.09 | Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls" (and JoJo's "response" version) must be eradicated in order for my sanity to be preserved.
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| #44 Posted on 28.10.07 1403.17 | Instant Rating: 2.80 | | Whatever song is credited with creating and/or establishing rap as a "genre", I'd eliminate that one. | JST
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| #45 Posted on 28.10.07 1606.24 | Instant Rating: 5.67 | Just one? Unfair.
To answer the question; 'Jam Rock' by Damian Marley. That song gives cancer to little kids. EAR CANCER~!
(edited by JST on 28.10.07 1709)
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| #46 Posted on 30.10.07 1057.49 | Instant Rating: 3.86 | Originally posted by Spank E
Luckily, I've managed to avoid any kind of commercial radio for a good year or two, but it has to be said, if My Humps was removed from existance, I'll be a happy man.
The bit where she sings about her lumps "in the back and in the front", that, to me, sounds like he needs to book an appointment with her doctor ASAP.
Man, there is nothing smoother than gliding down the bar to a fine young woman who's been eyeballing you, perhaps even juggling a peice of ice with her tongue while doing so, and complimenting her on how lumpy she is.
On that note, 'My Humps' is Beethoven compared to anything Britney Spears has done.
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| #47 Posted on 1.11.07 1240.32 | Instant Rating: 5.69 | If ever I have a song stuck in my head, and I want to immediately overlay it with another worse song, I can simply sing:
"ONE TWO THREE FOUR
come on baby say you love me!
FIVE SIX SEVEN
Ti-imes
EIGHT NINE TEN ELEVEN
i'm just gonna keep on counting!
Till you are mi-ine!"
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| #48 Posted on 1.11.07 1522.44 | Instant Rating: 5.09 | Originally posted by The Goon
Sweet Home Alabama.
The fact that it's recently been named the state song for Alabama ensures I'll never visit there (not even if asked to by Bob Holly).
You sir, are a genius.
I hate this song with a passion. I hate everything about it, and that some dipshit contestant chooses it as a song during the season of American Idol or any other thing. I have Zero desire to ever visit Alabama, no matter how sweet it is. That cliche "if I never hear it again, it'll be too soon" really applies here.
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| #49 Posted on 10.11.07 1239.58 | Instant Rating: 0.92 | Bob Seger's "Fire Lake". Throw Uncle Joe, his cake, and the whole damned mess into ye olde lake of fire and never pollute the airwaves or CD bins again!
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| #50 Posted on 13.11.07 1704.02 | Instant Rating: 4.69 | Peter Bjorn and John - "Young Folks". This is the song that cues MY screaming....
  
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| #51 Posted on 27.11.07 1600.44 | Instant Rating: 5.65 | Kinda like Cerebrus' backstory, except I ran lights/sound for local bands for the past 19 years. Since we were the road crew and since the band was on stage, we had the pleasure of almost every night some drunk sumbitch coming up and requesting one of the following three:
-Brown Eyed Girl
-Pretty Woman
-Fishin' In The Dark
Never. Ever. Again.
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| #52 Posted on 1.12.07 1451.35 | Instant Rating: 4.71 | Pretty much anything by Creed. Whenever the "With Arms Wide Open" video would come on I used to pray that Scott Stapp would get squashed by one of those falling meteors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HdGUNm6-qI
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| #53 Posted on 1.12.07 1642.42 | Instant Rating: 1.05 | | Dont worry be happy | Torchslasher
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| #54 Posted on 7.12.07 1548.56 | Instant Rating: 5.82 | Imagine by John Lennon.
Or anything by Yoko Ono really.
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| #55 Posted on 18.12.07 2253.08 | Instant Rating: 4.64 | In December, the only correct answer* is any version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" including, nay especially wacky parodies. (Yes, even Bob and Doug McKenzie). Because the song may be annoying but, hey, at least it goes on forever.
*: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is also correct. | Mr. Boffo
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| #56 Posted on 19.12.07 0922.39 | Instant Rating: 5.12 | Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
In December, the only correct answer* is any version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" including, nay especially wacky parodies. (Yes, even Bob and Doug McKenzie). Because the song may be annoying but, hey, at least it goes on forever.
*: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is also correct.
True. The Muppets version is especially annoying, most entirely because of Miss Piggy singing about 5 gold rings. | dunkndollaz
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| #57 Posted on 26.12.07 1341.37 | Instant Rating: 7.22 | Originally posted by Texas Kelly
I'm shocked we got this far in the thread without anyone mentioning Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On".
Seriously, it may be nine years ago, but that song scarred me for life in some regard.
I've just gotten around to this thread and this was the first song that popped into my mind - even more so than Hannah Montana and HSM (I had to sit through HSM on Ice too) - I absolutely despise it.
I also hate "Don't Worry Be Happy" for many other reasons that I told my therapist I wouldn't get into again.....
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| #58 Posted on 18.1.08 2207.56 | Instant Rating: 3.00 | I have a complete and utter instinctual loathing for "Hotel California". I can see it as a good song on an intellectual level, but actually listening to it makes me want to stab myself. Runner-ups would be "What It's Like" by Everlast and "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin (I had a bad experience with it on a commercial when I had the worst flu of my life).
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| #59 Posted on 4.2.08 2358.10 | Instant Rating: 8.00 | Originally posted by dwaters
"It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.
The whole "cheat, lie, and deny" message is just horrible for the kiddos and the "bangin' on the bathroom floor" is always awkward for those family car rides.
Plus, Shaggy gets credit for the song when he does a couple raps and the other guy does all the singing.
the whole point of the song was the guy getting advised by his sleazy friend to lie about cheating but then the main dude realizes he loves the girl or w.e and he's not gonna lie to her.
I would personally get rid of Chris Brown's "Kiss Kiss" featuring T-Pain or really anything featuring T-Pain. Godawful lyricist... I hate him. | whatever
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| #60 Posted on 5.2.08 0659.41 | Instant Rating: 2.84 | Originally posted by Mr. Boffo
Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
In December, the only correct answer* is any version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" including, nay especially wacky parodies. (Yes, even Bob and Doug McKenzie). Because the song may be annoying but, hey, at least it goes on forever.
*: "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" is also correct.
True. The Muppets version is especially annoying, most entirely because of Miss Piggy singing about 5 gold rings.
Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa there... that's a classic! We bust that CD out every Christmas!
"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas" makes me picture someone tearing up a K-Mart in time with the music.* Seriously, when you've worked at that store over the Holiday season, it can scar you for life. Funniest moment though - when I worked New Year's Eve, the holiday muzak ceased immediately at midnight and returned to their normal dreck.
(*I do not in any way condone this action.)
  
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