Originally posted by ges7184Oh crap, (If he gets into a HLA match, we'll never hear the end of it!)
Well, tonight on Insomniac With Dave Attell on Comedy Central, Lawler was the referee of a "nekkid Jello" match at a Memphis strip club. We'll probably be hearing about it on Monday.
"It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
The entire post is a work. I mean, the only way I can figure out why this is happening is because Vince is working us...because nobody is that mucn of an idiot as to bury arguably the greatest performer in wrestling history. He'll be back...