Originally posted by ges7184Oh crap, (If he gets into a HLA match, we'll never hear the end of it!)
Well, tonight on Insomniac With Dave Attell on Comedy Central, Lawler was the referee of a "nekkid Jello" match at a Memphis strip club. We'll probably be hearing about it on Monday.
"It must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water." It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes, and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "I need about treefiddy."
Again, I say you are wrong about that. Warrior frequently wrestled PPV matches that were as long as Hogan's when they were in main events. Wrestlemania 5, Summerslam 89 and 90 against Rude were all long matches, longer than 5 min.