I have an idea for how one could attract some heat to the incredibly stupid team of Chuck and Billy...Make them into a Gay Pride Faction! Bring in Goldust, Maybe Scotty 2 Hotty (can't forget TOO MUCH) and maybe Val Venis for a heavyweight threat (his old pornstar gimmick could explain that he got so tired of the ladies that he wanted to see what life "on the other side" was like. Hell, maybe incorporate the Big Show into the faction....since he is always the victim of ballshots, have him explain that he got around to enjoying mens hands on his privates.....Keep Billy and Chuck as the centerpiece of the team, and have them eventually win the Tag Titles and have a yearlong reign. Can't anyone smell the ratings and controversy this would bring??
In such cases, less is more. Chuck and Billy are fine.
Actually, the NWO could have learned from that whole "less is more" thing too. Hopefully that's one lesson Vince DID pay attention to, in the eve of their reintroduction to the wrestling world, whether it wants/needs them or not.
Can't do it with Goldust. He's already outed himself as straight. Lawler: "Aren't you, you know, (bleep)." Goldust (big dramatic pause) "No!" Then he made out with the director formally known as Marlena.
Farooq is the man so hit your knees and start praying!
Actually, I think they should just bring in Lenni and Lodi, and they won't have to say a thing, those two can be the perfect matchup for the BlowGunns. I don't know why the WWF didn't just get the West Hollywood Blondes to do the gay gimmick than Gunn/Palumbo, they do it MUCH better... Of course, if this gimmick could humiliate Gunn enough for him to go bye bye, I'm all for it, GO SUCK N CHUCK!!!
I love CM Punk and all, but he keeps getting more obscure in his pop culture references. He's like the Dennis Miller of Sports Entertainment: Dennis: "Coach Cowher's down on the sidelines acting like Agnes Johnson in Bridge on the River Kwai..