He's not saying Jacksonville sucks on compared to LA, he's saying come this weekend Jacksonville will suck compared to ANYWHERE. Plus, based on the whole ATM surcharge thing ALONE I'd stay away from that place.
(Simmons said they've changed all of the non-bank ATMs to have a $5.00 surcharge with a $100.00 limit. Assholes.)
On-topic, this ad reminds me of this story. You'd think someone would look up urban-dictionary.com or something, just in case.
“To get ass, you’ve got to bring ass." -- Roy Jones Jr.
"Your input has been noted. I hope you don't take it personally if I disregard it." -- Guru Zim
It's been about 6 months since I've seen it, but I had the same questions. I don't remember enough to offer any intelligent analysis (probably wouldn't anyway), but this site was informative: http://www.math.nyu.