Free jaeger sauce for everyone and steins of spaten optimator are 1/2 price. It was an honor just to be nominated but winning really makes this a special day! Thanks to all my fans and the random generation computer that picked me. As a treat to you all, I will not post again the rest of the day.
"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an ASSHOLE!"
That's funny using the words balance and Keira Knightley in the same sentence ...b/c...well you know . But I mean, Knightley was hardly even in the movie and her character was pretty one-dimensional so her presence didn't really help much.