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EddieBurkett
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#1 Posted on
From Rajah's Smackdown Spoilers (this regards a post-show happening, and any potential spoilers have been removed):

"After Smackdown went off the air Undertaker grabbed a mic. . . Undertaker says he did not come down to Pcola without having a good time. Undertaker invites a good friend of his who works ringside for WWE, Frank, to come into the ring because it is his birthday. Undertaker wants someone else to come into the ring as well. Undertaker calls out one of Pcola's finest residents - Rikishi. Rikishi gets on the mic and wants Pcola to show Frank what kind of hospitality they have by singing happy birthday to him. Everyone in the arena sings happy Birthday to Frank. Brock Lesnar brings a birthday cake into the ring and makes Frank guess what flavor it is. Lesnar shoves the cake in Frank's face. Frank falls down in the corner where Rikishi gives him a birthday cake stinkface. Frank walks out of the ring and gives Tony Chimmel a hug wiping the cake all in his face."

That sounded all nice until the stinkface part. I don't mind the guy getting cake-faced, but all that frosting and cake and Rikishi's ass??? That's clearly unsanitary. I thought it sounded like Taker and the WWE liked this Frank fellow, but given that the stinkface has been rumored to be given to people as a form of punishment, I don't think they really wished him a happy birthday. This sounds disgusting.



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Come on! It's a hilarious gag to do to someone on their birthday!

And there's nothing wrong with the Stinkface. It's not like Rikishi doesn't have a shower (in all likelyhood) before he goes out there.

I pray that you're being sarcastic in your post, but from here, I don't see it...

(edit) NOT TO MENTION, you think he would have sat there waiting for the stinkface if he didn't actually *want* to have it done to him?

(edited by Ender on 27.5.03 2358)


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#3 Posted on
Unfortunately, I am being serious. I wouldn't be so bothered if it was just a normal stinkface, but the involvement of the cake is affecting me. Call me old fashioned, but I just think that having a food product in such proximity to someone's face and someone's ass can't be sanitary.



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#4 Posted on
Oh, come on. Frank, who after all is not even a wrestler, was probably being highly honored by having frosting rubbed into his facial orifices by the monumental food-crusted ass of Rikishi (to put it in DEAN terms). He's probably still on the phone telling all his friends.

This is WWE, after all. They can't just punch you in the arm to show they like you. ;-)

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#5 Posted on

    Originally posted by Madame Manga
    Oh, come on. Frank, who after all is not even a wrestler, was probably being highly honored by having frosting rubbed into his facial orifices by the monumental food-crusted ass of Rikishi (to put it in DEAN terms). He's probably still on the phone telling all his friends.

    This is WWE, after all. They can't just punch you in the arm to show they like you. ;-)

    MM



I totally agree. I'd probably rather take Benoit's crossface, or Lance Storm's Sharpshooter, or a Pedigree into the cake, but what a great rub for that guy. When he's 80 and sitting around telling his grandkids stories, this one he'll remember most fondly. Besides, he "got his heat back" when he got to smear that cake all over Tony Chimel.



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#6 Posted on

    Originally posted by Madame Manga
    Oh, come on. Frank, who after all is not even a wrestler, was probably being highly honored by having frosting rubbed into his facial orifices by the monumental food-crusted ass of Rikishi (to put it in DEAN terms). He's probably still on the phone telling all his friends.

    This is WWE, after all. They can't just punch you in the arm to show they like you. ;-)

    MM



And would you want them punching you in the arm now? Just imagine if they gave you as many shots as you were old... and Brock got to be the guy smacking you....



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#7 Posted on
Sounds like we've got a germophobe! You probably wouldn't eat salad that Kramer made in the shower, either.

Hell, that would be the best birthday present I've ever had.

But only if the cake is chocolate.
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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by EddieBurkett
    Unfortunately, I am being serious. I wouldn't be so bothered if it was just a normal stinkface, but the involvement of the cake is affecting me. Call me old fashioned, but I just think that having a food product in such proximity to someone's face and someone's ass can't be sanitary.


Ummm, I would actually RATHER have something between my face and Rikishi's ass. After all, HE'S NOT EATING THE CAKE. You seem to want the full-on view?

At least Turdwellian will be well-fed this week.



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#9 Posted on
    Originally posted by Ender
    (edit) NOT TO MENTION, you think he would have sat there waiting for the stinkface if he didn't actually *want* to have it done to him?

    (edited by Ender on 27.5.03 2358)



I have to agree with you there.

Which leads to this question. What kind of sick individual actually WANTS a stinkface?!

(edited by ges7184 on 28.5.03 1048)
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#10 Posted on
I am sure it was a thrill just to be dragged into the ring in front of all those fans. The entire place singing happy birthday to him, I am sure it was a thrill. I have no idea where you guys sense of humor is, but you need to go pick it up and have it re-attached to your brain.



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#11 Posted on

    Originally posted by The Goon
    Hell, that would be the best birthday present I've ever had.

    But only if the cake is chocolate.

Euuuwww! Chocolate cake adds a whole new dimension of grossness to the visual!
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#12 Posted on

    Originally posted by Ender
    (edit) NOT TO MENTION, you think he would have sat there waiting for the stinkface if he didn't actually *want* to have it done to him?

Frank: "Alright, stinkface time!!"

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#13 Posted on
    Originally posted by ges7184
      Originally posted by Ender
      (edit) NOT TO MENTION, you think he would have sat there waiting for the stinkface if he didn't actually *want* to have it done to him?

      (edited by Ender on 27.5.03 2358)



    I have to agree with you there.

    Which leads to this question. What kind of sick individual actually WANTS a stinkface?!

    (edited by ges7184 on 28.5.03 1048)



If its Stacey Keibler or Torrie Wilson giving it out, I wouldnt mind taking one. . . .

(edited by cactuspete on 2.6.03 1516)



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#14 Posted on
I gotta say that each and every one of you, if given the exact same opportunity, would take the stinkface. I know I would. And I'd sell the shit out of it.

If you wouldn't... you just are not real fans....





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#15 Posted on

    Originally posted by Pool-Boy
    would take the stinkface. I know I would. And I'd sell the shit out of it.

Take the stinkface.

And sell the shit out of it.

That's just too good. (=

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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by Pool-Boy
    I gotta say that each and every one of you, if given the exact same opportunity, would take the stinkface. I know I would. And I'd sell the shit out of it.

    If you wouldn't... you just are not real fans....



I don't know about the "real fans" part, but I would be happy as hell that the superstars actually are helping me celebrate my birthday. Helping me celebrate my birthday in front of the entire arena. That would be cool. Especially when we all are on the road, away from family for weeks at a time. That would be really cool, IMO.



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#17 Posted on

    Originally posted by Pool-Boy
    I gotta say that each and every one of you, if given the exact same opportunity, would take the stinkface. I know I would. And I'd sell the shit out of it.

    If you wouldn't... you just are not real fans....





Uhhh . . . . I really don't think I would . . .




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#18 Posted on
Oh hell ya, I'd take it. I'd take any of the Superstars' finishing moves.
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#19 Posted on

    Originally posted by Pool-Boy
    I gotta say that each and every one of you, if given the exact same opportunity, would take the stinkface. I know I would. And I'd sell the shit out of it.

    If you wouldn't... you just are not real fans....



Man, a grown man's big fat ass rubbing all into my face. As tempting as that sounds, I think I would be able to pass. In other words, HELL NO!!! I wouldn't want to take a Rikishi stinkface!

And quite frankly, I don't really want to take any of the other guys finishers either. You know, could get hurt and all. I like to watch wrestling, but I don't want to actually wrestle. Much like I like to watch football, but I really don't want to let Ray Lewis have a free hit on me either. Guess I'm not a true fan.
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#20 Posted on
a great thread, I suspect given the chance I would take the stinkface, as for the other finishing moves, I would think something like the last ride might kill someone who is not trained. I think I would only take the ones which look like I might have a shot of surviving without training.
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