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#1 Posted on
Okay, here's how goes.

Who's the worst wrestler in the WWF today.

Gimme ten reasons supporting your choice.

Then again, you probably can't give me ten reasons that people are better than chickens. (I've tried.)



So, WWF, if there was say, God forbid, a comet hitting the earth, or a nuclear holocaust, or chemical or biological attack, or a bomb, or the four horsemen of the Apolycolaspe come. All I have to do to survive is watch the WWF?

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Originally posted by Lexus
Then again, you probably can't give me ten reasons that people are better than chickens. (I've tried.)



They taste better?



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Originally posted by CRZ

They taste better?


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Hmmm...How exactly do you know this?





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Hmmm...How exactly do you know this?

I think this one falls into the "Safe Assumption" category.




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Originally posted by Lexus


Then again, you probably can't give me ten reasons that people are better than chickens. (I've tried.)



It can't be done. Ya know why? Because chickens are decent people. You've never heard about any roosters coming home and beating the shit out of their hens, have you??

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Chickens make lousy housepets.



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I'll bite, ten reasons why Billy Gunn is the worst wrestler:

1. Despite having been in the WWF for many years, he hasn't shown me that he has evolved in his wrestling skills one bit.
2. Was never very over, except in tag teams and that could be attributed to his partner (Road Dogg).
3. His wrestling moves are passe.
4. Has been thrown into so many tag teams, which points to a lack of direction or character that the WWF can build off of.
5. Almost seriously injured Chris Benoit during their mini-feud.
6. Along with number 5, Billy seems to get blown up rather quickly in his matches (which may be another reason why he is stuck into tag team competition all the time).
7. Has no natural charisma to speak of.
8. Gets pushed when more deserving wrestlers should get the push (and not being a good wrestler, this pisses me off).
9. Could not get over, even in a feud with the Rock.
10. Just because!!!



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People are better than chickens because you can't be allergic to people (at least not physically) but you can to eggs or feathers. Also chickens can be eaten by foxes, to which people are pretty much immune.


Wait when you say better, do you mean better at something or better in a moral sense?

I also agree with all of the Billy Gunn reasons.

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#9 Posted on
Originally posted by Torchslasher
8. Gets pushed when more deserving wrestlers should get the push (and not being a good wrestler, this pisses me off).





what exactly makes a wreslter more deserving of a push then another wrestler? Who should be pushed ahead of billy gunn, and why should they be? Billy's been in the wwf forever, and whether he sucks or not, why should someone who had only been around for a little why be pushed ahead of him? If the WWF didn't see something in him I'm sure they would just cut him loose. I won't disagree that billy sucks, I can think of a million people i would rather watch wrestle than him but buddy has seniority, plus he's got the wwf look. Big and muscular.



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the crowd always seems to like billy too...



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"what exactly makes a wreslter more deserving of a push then another wrestler? Who should be pushed ahead of billy gunn, and why should they be? Billy's been in the wwf forever, and whether he sucks or not, why should someone who had only been around for a little why be pushed ahead of him? If the WWF didn't see something in him I'm sure they would just cut him loose. I won't disagree that billy sucks, I can think of a million people i would rather watch wrestle than him but buddy has seniority, plus he's got the wwf look. Big and muscular."

Giving a wrestler a push is done to try to make money off of that wrestler. This would make seniority less of an issue than which wrestlers will fans pay to see. Billy Gunn has not drawn significant money since perhaps during the DX days. That includes his failed upper mid-card push as Mr. Ass, and his subsequent pushes in failed tag teams. Obviously we will have to see if Billy and Chuck as a team can draw as tag champions, but every indicator (crowd heat, tag team continuity) points to the tag team not being over.
Furthermore, I believe that the WWF would have given up on Billy Gunn if he didn't have the seniority, which is a bad thing since again Billy hasn't drawn much money for the WWF. This is why other wrestlers, regardless of their length of employment in the WWF, should get the push that Billy gets, if only to get the chance to draw the money that Billy has failed to do.




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#12 Posted on
Originally posted by SerWolfe
the crowd always seems to like billy too



You must not be talking about the same shows I see.



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Originally posted by Papercuts!
Chickens make lousy housepets.



Well, people make horrible housepets.



So, WWF, if there was say, God forbid, a comet hitting the earth, or a nuclear holocaust, or chemical or biological attack, or a bomb, or the four horsemen of the Apolycolaspe come. All I have to do to survive is watch the WWF?

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#14 Posted on
Lexus wrote:

>Well, people make horrible housepets.

Not if you train them properly.




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Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by Lexus
Then again, you probably can't give me ten reasons that people are better than chickens. (I've tried.)



They taste better?



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So you're saying people taste better than chickens?



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Originally posted by TheBucsFan


Then again, you probably can't give me ten reasons that people are better than chickens. (I've tried.)



They taste better?



So you're saying people taste better than chickens?

Thou art "quick on the uptake."



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So, will it be chickens or people at this years Slashwrestling 4th of July bar-b-que?



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Here's something: 10 reasons Billy Gunn is a better wrestler than, oh, let's say Kane:

1. Despite the fact that Kane is a former WWF Champion, Gunn is just as over, on a consistent basis, as Kane. (deep down, you know it's true, Kane may get a louder entrance pop, but nobody cares during his matches either)
2. Gunn has not wasted my time by being put in matches with Kurt Angle when Kurt could be doing more important things.
3. Gunn does not wear a mask. I mean obviously Kane has some issues here. If the guy wasn't the worst wrestler in the WWF, would he have to hide his identity?
4. Kane never tore his own rotator cuff while doing a Fameasser through a table to Bubba Ray Dudley. Gunn did! That shows dedication! Plus whenever a Dudley goes through a table, it's a good thing.
5. Gunn's boots don't fall apart.
6. Billy and Bart Gunn didn't have 15 bad pay-per-view matches. (and no, those were not all Taker's fault...you know someone will try that)
7. You want to talk about lack of direction? Gunn ain't got nothing on Kane in that department.
8. Kane has less natural charisma than Gunn, and I don't understand that argument anyway. I mean have you been watching this Chuck & Billy segments?
9. Speaking of which, I bet Gunn would appreciate a gift when he got one.
And finally, the 10th reason why Billy Gunn is better than Kane:
10. Billy Gunn never set the coffins of anybody's parents on fire. I mean come on people, that's just plain wrong.





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#20 Posted on
Originally posted by CRZ
Originally posted by TheBucsFan


Then again, you probably can't give me ten reasons that people are better than chickens. (I've tried.)



They taste better?



So you're saying people taste better than chickens?

Thou art "quick on the uptake."



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Human meat is way too gamy, kind of like real strong venison or elk meat. I'll take chicken any day of the week.



There, I feel better now.
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