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#21 Posted on
You forgot to add "...and masturbate. A lot."



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#22 Posted on

    You forgot to add "...and masturbate. A lot."


HA! That's a great motto, and not a bad way to spend all that pesky down time.

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Since: 15.1.02
From: Flatwoods, KY

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#23 Posted on
15 years old? First of all you are not in love. You will know when you are in love. Trust me I am married and just had my first kid two weeks ago, I know true love. In my quarter of century on earth I have learned several things and one of them is that it is impossible to love someone who doesn't love you back. You can care deeply for that person for you to be "in love" that love has to be returned. Beyond that you are a stalker.

When I was your age (and walked to school 45 miles uphill both ways in 6 feet of snow) I thought I loved a girl like that too, but it was not to be. And once I grew up and started dating my wife I realized that all those other girls strewn throughout the years were not real love.

Take Guru and CRZ's advice go get a some video games, hang out with your friends, sow some wild oats, whack it like a spider monkey, and most of all stay in school. Unless you want to sling fries for the rest of year life you have to have some college or other higher education.

Besides COLLEGE ROCKED! I don't even remember my first year. Thats how good it was.



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Since: 2.1.02
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#24 Posted on
Ffej said:

Besides COLLEGE ROCKED!

The man don't lie. That's the best advice I could ever think about giving you...GO TO COLLEGE. (although "masturbate...a LOT" is also a solid piece of advice)

You may think it's just classes and books, but learning to be independent, as well as meeting TONS of new people is the best part about it. You'll forget all about these heart breaking high school harlets.

Not to mention there's lots of mind altering substances and easy women that must be tried and/or abused in college. If THAT doesn't convince you...

Trust me, you'll be all right and one day actually know how it feels to be in TRUE love.

And if you can't give up on this chick (not the really popular one, but the other one) at school, the best thing you can do is ignore her, no eye contact, no nothing, and always be laughing it up with your buddies when she comes around...Let her know you don't need her anymore to have a good time. She'll HATE that, and wonder how in the hell you're having so much fun without her. And when it finally starts bothering her enough, she'll come talk to you...and that's when you tell her to fuck off or whatever else comes to mind. Just trust me on this one. Ignoring chicks is GOLD.





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Since: 24.1.02
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#25 Posted on

    Originally posted by chuckc14
    And if you can't give up on this chick (not the really popular one, but the other one) at school, the best thing you can do is ignore her, no eye contact, no nothing, and always be laughing it up with your buddies when she comes around...Let her know you don't need her anymore to have a good time. She'll HATE that, and wonder how in the hell you're having so much fun without her. And when it finally starts bothering her enough, she'll come talk to you...and that's when you tell her to fuck off or whatever else comes to mind. Just trust me on this one. Ignoring chicks is GOLD.




I did exactly that to a girl, and it pretty much worked The key is to be patient.

Puerto Rican, time to start playing the game!...




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Challer
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Since: 20.2.02
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#26 Posted on
Sex can wait, masturbate.
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