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Since: 17.1.02
From: Pittsburgh, PA

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#1 Posted on

Is this for real? Where did they get the Idea for this suit?
Spike Lee?
What kind of damage is a Independant Canadian band doing to Metalica?

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Since: 12.1.02
From: Fresno, CA

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#2 Posted on
Erik Ashley...isn't that the guy that used to be NoSoul, that ran ?

I take solace in that picture of Lars that makes him look like a raving retard.

Harley-Davidson sued once to trademark the sound their bikes make. Wouldn't this fall under something similar?

Edit: I checked out his website ( )and, yes, it is.

(edited by Whitebacon on 16.7.03 1340)


Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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#3 Posted on
Heh....I probably should leave this out there unmentioned, since anything that makes Metallica look like pricks is a good thing, but go to 411, find this article, and see what part of the site it links you to. I'll give you a hint, it involves the words This! and Scoop. ;)

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Since: 12.1.02
From: Fresno, CA

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#4 Posted on
I think that spf is right...the site that the news story is linked to appears to be a fake.

Big Bad

Since: 4.1.02
From: Dorchester, Ontario

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
Another good website-altering job by Erik Ashley.
And quite frankly, isn't it sad that Metallica are such weaselly bastards that this ridiculous story has an air of plausibility to it? It's like the "Asterisk" feature at

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Since: 1.3.02
From: Worcester, MA

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#6 Posted on
and "Because if it's on the net, it's got to be true" (ie, this is a parody.)

That is what is at the bottom of the page from the link. It had me fooled at first.

Edit: Also, if you click on the link for Metallica's official statement. That site is also copyright Scoop This!.com

(edited by Keeper on 16.7.03 1857)

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Since: 11.1.02
From: Houston

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#7 Posted on
...or just check the URL. That's your giveaway.

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Since: 26.3.03
From: Glendale, Cali

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#8 Posted on
You know what the greatest thing about all this is?

I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel Live right now and he just reported this story! LOL!


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Since: 9.12.01
From: ミネアポリス

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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.65
Well, *I* think Joe D'Angelo should sue Erik Ashley!

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Since: 10.12.01
From: The KZiM Tower

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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.25

    Originally posted by CRZ
    Well, *I* think Joe D'Angelo should sue Erik Ashley!

I can't believe anyone would think this is a decent parody. Everybody knows that all shitty Metallica stories on are written by Jon Wiederhorn.

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Since: 9.12.01
From: Bay City, OR

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#11 Posted on

(edited by Guru Zim on 17.7.03 2325)

Willful ignorance of science is not commendable. Refusing to learn the difference between a credible source and a shill is criminally stupid.
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Since: 20.6.02
From: I am the Tag Team Champions!

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#12 Posted on
NoSoul continues to amaze! First the "Bradshaw commentary" and now this!

Why are these two men unemployed???

Since: 7.4.03
From: KS

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#13 Posted on
It's Metallica they sue your ass is a second if they think you stealing from them. Hell hum some tones from there song and I'll bet they call you in two seconds.
There ass**** and if we don't buy there crap they'll go away.

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Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95
It was bound to happen sooner or later

    Originally posted by Pike
    There ass**** and if we don't buy there crap they'll go away.
It's probably just a tad too late for that.

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Since: 21.2.02
From: The Land of Aloha

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#15 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.56
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Ashley is my new hero.

And sure Metallica won't go away, but I (and I'm sure some others) will always remember them best for the NAPSTER BAD cartoons.

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#16 Posted on
This news I actually believed at first with many others and pissed me off a little, considering I just saw Metallica and they pulled off a GREAT live show (starting the show with Battery, then an extra-long version of Master of Puppets would make any metal fan happy), and I figured afterwards, "Maybe the old Metallica is coming back around finally?" Then I see they sued a band over 2 notes. At least it ain't true, and all the more credit to NoSoul for fooling so many.

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Since: 10.1.03
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#17 Posted on
I wouldn't even call them M#tallica without fear of a lawsuit, you might have you IP traced, and sent to jail RIAA style. I use the apt term Corptallica when referring to "The bay area thrashers", not orginal, but much less time consuming then "N'sync With Guitars and mean Scrowls"

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