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Since: 26.1.03
From: Naples, FL

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#21 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.56
Oh. My. God. That's the funniest IM conversation I've read in a while. Though I feel I need to take a shower after reading that (and will prolly have an extra-tight grip on the soap).
Big G
Potato korv








Since: 21.8.03
From: the people who brought you Steel Magnolias....

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#22 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.73
Looks like they forgot to close the gate at the nuthouse again. *sigh



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Umm Indeed!

WOTD 16 Dec 2003
Sec19Row53
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Oconomowoc, WI

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#23 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.67
I'm having flashbacks to Xavier Doom's prison buddy and his sister the stripper!

It's like NBA Action - FANTASTIC



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DJ FrostyFreeze
Knackwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Hawthorne, CA

Since last post: 4 days
Last activity: 33 min.
#24 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.95

    Originally posted by CRZ
    joe momma: he'd give it to you raw dog and bail
    See Our Zed: What's "raw dog?"
It's a lyric from the Eminem song "Guilty Conscience". That's where I recognized it from, anyway.

Click HERE to have a listen (NSFW).


EDIT: Audio embed removed out of the kindness of my heart.


(edited by DJ FrostyFreeze on 9.1.04 1032)


UH OH

loose_cannon
Weisswurst








Since: 31.8.03
From: Mesquite, TX / Newcastle, England

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#25 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.21
Yikes! Youth today.
Well, that was WAY funnier than the IM conversations Hyatte postes in his column every week.




In Darkness .... Scotty
DrOp
Frankfurter








Since: 2.1.02

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#26 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.23

    See Our Zed: Geez, I don't think he hates me THAT much
    joe momma: he'd give it to you raw dog and bail
    See Our Zed: What's "raw dog?"
    joe momma: omg you stupid ass
    See Our Zed: No seriously I don't know
    joe momma: let me translate
    joe momma: he would rape you up the ass without a condom then he would bail
    See Our Zed: Geez, is HE gay?
    joe momma: FUCK NO
    joe momma: thats just what men do to each other to show their dominance
    See Our Zed: Maybe in prison...
    See Our Zed: Have you ever been in prison?
    joe momma: for a while
    See Our Zed: Is that where you became so angry?
    joe momma: fuck no
    See Our Zed: So you were angry before?
    joe momma: hell yeah
    See Our Zed: Would you say it was the anger that landed you in the slammer?
    joe momma: I was in there for attempted murder dude
    See Our Zed: Oh. I guess you were probably pretty pissed, than
    See Our Zed: then



Chris--seriously--if this whole CPU thing ever goes belly-up, I SWEAR I've got a counseling job waiting for you at any school I'm in. PROMISE.

Damn. You've got me thinking you have Jedi powers at this point.

DrOp--still laughing.



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PalpatineW
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Getting Rowdy

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#27 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.00
CRZ is healing America's angry youth. It's downright poignant.



pieman
As young as
he feels








Since: 11.12.01
From: China, Maine

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#28 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

That's what I was thinking too, DrOp. I can see Chris sitting there with a little note pad (like Bob Newhart) taking notes and twiddling with his pencil.

These IMs get better every night.

So, the bottom line is that it was not Hyatte then. Just a Hyatte henchman?




Gabba Gabba Hey!


Brian P. Dermody
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Since: 20.9.02
From: New York, NY

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#29 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.11
And I don't know about you guys... I bet he's never even *been* to prison...

Still, Zed, incidentally, if you suddenly decide you need someone killed, I'd hope you go to one of your loyal weiners with the contract. I know I could use the cash.

If you needed someone raped, well, you'd be on your own there.





You can't stop Pete "Gas". You'd be a fool to try.
JoshMann
Andouille








Since: 17.11.03
From: Tallahassee, FL

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#30 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.59
That made for some excellent, EXCELLENT bagel and coffee reading. :)



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Since: 21.4.02
From: West Palm Beach, FL

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#31 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.97
TERRIFIC thread, but you may want to add a "Non-Work Safe" warning should certain employers get uptight about the language within.
dMp
Banger








Since: 4.1.02
From: The Hague, Netherlands (Europe)

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#32 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.33
Awesome. You converted him!
You turned Hyatte's "own weapon" against him now..

joe momma: I'll fuck him up the ass for you if you want me to





*sigh* Why bother?
cranlsn
Liverwurst








Since: 18.3.02
From: Sussex, WI

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#33 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34

Ah the wonders of the internet. No longer do you have to travel to prisons or wharfs to meet such charming individuals. They can come to you anonomously...such fun.

"Privacy is nice". Nice touch.






PhilRippa
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Since: 4.1.02
From: Fairfax, VA

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#34 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.03
I am still trying to figure out what made Dean so angry.

Poor poor Richmond

Phil



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Since: 13.3.02
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#35 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.90
Very awesome, almost as good as Amber 4_e_v_e_r without having to do the work of baiting the suckers in. I love the tough talk until mention of using his name and the repressed homosexual desires to prove that YOU are gay.



Ph-nglui mgwl'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl.

pieman
As young as
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Since: 11.12.01
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#36 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21

    Originally posted by PhilRippa
    I am still trying to figure out what made Dean so angry.

    Poor poor Richmond

    Phil


When Richmond was mentioned, I also immediately thought of Dean. I was surprised when CRZ didn't call him out right then!




Gabba Gabba Hey!


JayJayDean
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Since: 2.1.02
From: Seattle, WA

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#37 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.28
The Google search really freaked him out. He definitely wasn't ready for you to start asking him about his personal stuff. He probably thought you were about ready to call up his momma.



“To get ass, you’ve got to bring ass." -- Roy Jones Jr.

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I hope you don't take it personally if I disregard it." -- Guru Zim
vsp
Andouille








Since: 3.1.02
From: Philly

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#38 Posted on | Instant Rating: 0.00
    Originally posted by DrOp

      See Our Zed: Have you ever been in prison?
      joe momma: for a while
      See Our Zed: Is that where you became so angry?
      joe momma: fuck no
      See Our Zed: So you were angry before?
      joe momma: hell yeah
      See Our Zed: Would you say it was the anger that landed you in the slammer?


    Chris--seriously--if this whole CPU thing ever goes belly-up, I SWEAR I've got a counseling job waiting for you at any school I'm in. PROMISE.

    Damn. You've got me thinking you have Jedi powers at this point.

    DrOp--still laughing.


Actually, he probably could've been feeding joe momma's responses into Eliza and done just as well.

>> Hello.
Greetings from Nu-Woman's Eliza. Please state your problem.
>> I have been in prison.
You say you have been in prison ?
>> for a while
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> thats just what men do to each other to show their dominance
Why do you ask ?
>> I was in there for attempted murder dude
Were you really ?
>> hell yeah
Please go on.
>> he'd give it to you raw dog and bail
We were discussing you -- not me.







"As far as my lack of professional courtesy and my obvious immature humor in referring to using your head as a pickle jar, well, I reserve my courtesy for those whom I respect. Your lack of personal integrity has given me much grief, and I find that thinking of your hollowed-out head sitting on top of my fridge and providing a safe haven for pickles is a comforting thought."
-- the immortal Bill Mattocks
redsoxnation
Scrapple








Since: 24.7.02

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#39 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.34
    Originally posted by PhilRippa
    I am still trying to figure out what made Dean so angry.

    Poor poor Richmond

    Phil









Perhaps someone took away the sacred red #1 Paul Jones suit.



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Since: 2.1.02
From: NS, Canada

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#40 Posted on
The best part is where CRZ denies that joe fucked the females in his family. So of course the only way to respond is to ask about postage to Canada out of the blue.



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