(dude): way to be jealous of Austin See Our Zed: I'm...not following you (dude): you sit there and talk all that shit about him on the website, (dude): yet when it all comes down to it (dude): your personal life sucks more than his does See Our Zed: Again, I need you to connect the dots for me (dude): yeah keep talking that shit, (dude): it'll all catch up to you, (dude): ever wonder why you can't get a job, See Our Zed: Are you sure you don't have me confused with someone else? (dude): well other than the fact your ugly has hell now
a few minutes pass
See Our Zed: So honestly, were you REALLY talking to me or did you think I was somebody else? (dude): I know who you are TAmmy See Our Zed: Wow, I didn't expect THAT - hey, I don't know who gives you your information, but...well, like I'm a dude. (dude): Chris Hyatte did (dude): and I know its you Tammy (dude): you fucking bitch See Our Zed: Oh, well there you go. (dude): you ugly ass bitch See Our Zed: No, see, I'm CRZ. See Our Zed: http://wienerboard.com/profile.php/id=2 See Our Zed: This AIM name should be in there (dude): well according to Chris your tammy See Our Zed: Along with thousands of messages posted by me, CRZ
At this point, Eddie Famous happened to be on...
HandsomeEddieFamous: Hi guy. Hope the holidays did you well. See Our Zed: Hyatte is telling people I'm Sunny, apparently HandsomeEddieFamous: Yes, it was on his Monday column See Our Zed: Oh? HandsomeEddieFamous: He wrote that he'd been getting Ims about whether Sunny would have e-sex with them, and he said "Sure her IM is SeeOurZed" HandsomeEddieFamous: aint that wonderful See Our Zed: Well it'll make a nice post, I guess HandsomeEddieFamous: How bad has it gotten? See Our Zed: Well, it's still entertaining - barely See Our Zed: Given that it's Tuesday night and this is the first person to IM me, I guess it isn't that bad HandsomeEddieFamous: I have long given up on trying to underestimate some folks
Let's go back to my new lifelong enemy here. I'm STILL not sure what I did to him...
See Our Zed: I am now told that my screen name was included in Hyatte's report yesterday. Is that about right? (dude): So you wanna talk some shit to me? See Our Zed: Not really, no - I just want to be clear on what's happened. (dude): Lets fucking meet up and brawl
Geez, it's like *I* lied to him.
See Our Zed: You are welcome to believe him, of course, but I'll tell you you're only the first person to (apparently) fall for that
more time passes - I don't mean to troll, but I am a little worried for the man - he seems a little unstable and all
See Our Zed: So...are you all right? (dude): you wanna fucking brawl? (dude): dude if you are who you say you are, (dude): please go out get a life (dude): maybe get laid once or twice See Our Zed: No, I said no already. (dude): and stop posting on an internet message board (dude): as a 32 year old man See Our Zed: I gotta be me (dude): is that a homo? See Our Zed: Okay, sorry to bother you (you IMd me first) - good luck with whatever there (dude): when you wanna fight (dude): seriously (dude): if you wanna go I'm up for it See Our Zed: Well, I really don't wanna fight - but I'm in California, where are you? (dude): Nevada See Our Zed: Let's both stay home (dude): I'll drive too ya (dude): if you want me to See Our Zed: Do you still think I'm Sunny? (dude): nope I (dude): believe your the 32 year old man without a life (dude): and I wanna brawl with ya See Our Zed: Okay, well at least we've cleared that up See Our Zed: Can I cut and paste this to my message board? I could change your screen name if you like, or I could leave it as is and maybe other people will be more interested in brawling - although probably not (dude): change my screen name big man See Our Zed: Okay, what would you like? (dude): I don't fucking care Idon'tfuckingcare: I just want to meet up with your ass See Our Zed: Okay, now what did I do to you to get you so angry with me again? Idon'tfuckingcare: because dude you have no life Idon'tfuckingcare: and need to get laid
I was gonna wake up my wife and prove him wrong, but I decided he was right about the no life part because I HAD to paste this here.
Man, Hyatte sure has some real winners reading his stuff. If his readers are really *that* stupid, he's missing out on some great chances to make money off of them. They'd probably love to get in on the ground floor of some kind of Mop-Up oriented pyramid scam.
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka
"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
Originally posted by It's FalseI seriously worry about the state of humanity at this point. The rubes seem to be multiplying these days.
Could be. This guy MIGHT be #2...
(dude): hi See Our Zed: hey sup (dude): how are you See Our Zed: Very male (dude): huh? See Our Zed: Just saying I'm a dude is all (dude): oh ok
Now, I can't say for certain, but the fact that he didn't respond *after* this exchange seems to bolster my case. I was gonna ask him but I decided that since he didn't ask me if I wanted to brawl, I probably shouldn't push my luck...
Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight JoggerGreat, first you go around impersonating Marty Jannety, and now you might be Sunny. How many wrestlers are you, anyway?
I am Tiger Woods
Originally posted by geemoneyI can't believe how calm you stayed through the whole exchange there.
I'm a pretty zen cat, outbursts here notwithstanding. Besides, what good would it do to yell at them? THEY can't help that they're that gullible. Besides, who wants "shouldn't have answered that last IM that way" on their tombstone?
Originally posted by DrOpThis makes for great comedy, if not a bit annoying for you I bet.
Eh. I get out of it what I put into it, I suppose.
Good thing he doesn't have your ultra secret screen name to give out.
I still wanna know what Tammy Sytch did to make him so angry. Then just when it seems that he's finally convinced that you're NOT Tammy, he wants to fight??
Originally posted by Dexley's Midnight JoggerGreat, first you go around impersonating Marty Jannety, and now you might be Sunny. How many wrestlers are you, anyway?
CRZ is Marty Jannetty as Tammy Lynn Sytch in "But Dad, I Wanted to Play Football!: the Tiger Woods Story"!
Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka
"They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
The first guy came back tonight. Here we go (his screen name has been changed once again):
joe momma: yep you've been running your mouth about me Chris says See Our Zed: Hi! See Our Zed: No, all I did was cut and paste the chat as we agreed. Would you like the link? joe momma: sure joe momma: you faggot See Our Zed: Well, you know what, on second thought go find it yourself. joe momma: nope you homo joe momma: give it to me joe momma: unless of course it doesn't exist See Our Zed: That sounds like you're hitting on me! "give it to me" Hahahahaha joe momma: I don't even know where your little message board it joe momma: *is See Our Zed: I linked you to it yesterday, don't you remember? joe momma: nope you fag See Our Zed: Seriously, what's with all the faggery? See Our Zed: What exactly did I do to you to get you so angry? joe momma: YOU FUCKING IMPERSONATED MARTY JANNETY joe momma: now its on you bitch See Our Zed: Hahahaha well I see you HAVE found the message board - or maybe someone told that to you joe momma: Chris told me See Our Zed: I never impersonated Marty Jannetty, but someone once thought I was him. God knows why, but he did. It was a joke but you had to be there. See Our Zed: Did Hyatte tell you why he never messages ME anymore? I miss him joe momma: you wanna fight him? See Our Zed: No! What's with all the violence? joe momma: i'll pay ya 50 bucks to brawl with me serioulsy dude See Our Zed: I don't need your money joe momma: is it true you said you wanted to rape my mom joe momma: thats sick dude See Our Zed: No, it isn't! Why would you believe that? joe momma: I was told that See Our Zed: What, by Hyatte? joe momma: uh yeah See Our Zed: Do you ever talk to people besides Hyatte or me? joe momma: no joe momma: he says I should brawl with yo See Our Zed: What's in it for him? joe momma: he doesn't like you See Our Zed: Is he talking to you right now? joe momma: we won't go into that See Our Zed: Well, what can I tell ya. Hyatte said I was Sunny but I'm not. He apparently said I said I wanted to rape your mom, but I never said that. There's a pattern here, wouldn't you agree? joe momma: calling his ass a liar? See Our Zed: You tell me - truth or lies? joe momma: how would you feel if he got a hold of your raw gay ass See Our Zed: Geez, I don't think he hates me THAT much joe momma: he'd give it to you raw dog and bail See Our Zed: What's "raw dog?" joe momma: omg you stupid ass See Our Zed: No seriously I don't know joe momma: let me translate joe momma: he would rape you up the ass without a condom then he would bail See Our Zed: Geez, is HE gay? joe momma: FUCK NO joe momma: thats just what men do to each other to show their dominance See Our Zed: Maybe in prison... See Our Zed: Have you ever been in prison? joe momma: for a while See Our Zed: Is that where you became so angry? joe momma: fuck no See Our Zed: So you were angry before? joe momma: hell yeah See Our Zed: Would you say it was the anger that landed you in the slammer? joe momma: I was in there for attempted murder dude See Our Zed: Oh. I guess you were probably pretty pissed, than See Our Zed: then joe momma: how would you feel if you got raped See Our Zed: I don't think I'd like it! joe momma: chirs could do it to ya See Our Zed: So he's a big guy? joe momma: yes joe momma: in more ways tha 1 See Our Zed: I didn't know....it never came up joe momma: he ALWAYS rises to the occusian See Our Zed: You ARE Hyatte, aren't you joe momma: what See Our Zed: Are you Hyatte? joe momma: whywould you ask that bitch See Our Zed: I dunno. Am I right? joe momma: go suck a dick See Our Zed: You haven't said no! joe momma: have I said yes bitch See Our Zed: No! That's why I keep asking. joe momma: you like to such dicks? See Our Zed: I don't know, I've never tried it joe momma: I've got a dick right here for you to suck See Our Zed: That's pretty gay, dude joe momma: no its fucking not joe momma: I'm a god dman ladies man See Our Zed: Tell me about that joe momma: well I fucked your mom and your sister joe momma: and oh yeah your grandma joe momma: but your wife was too damn ugly See Our Zed: I don't have a sister! And I'm pretty sure you're wrong about the other two joe momma: dude what kind of postage do I need on letters to canada See Our Zed: I don't know...maybe USPS.gov could help you. See Our Zed: Hey you know (this link) says you're in Richmond. Is that Richmond in Nevada, or was that a lie? Or is Richmond a lie? I'm just trying to keep my lies straight. joe momma: what the fuck joe momma: is that link See Our Zed: Or maybe someone else is going around using your screen name joe momma: what the fuck are you doing on that gay ass board See Our Zed: You like Griffey, huh joe momma: you fucking want to buy something from me? See Our Zed: I dunno, what you got joe momma: what the fuck you want See Our Zed: (name of player), who's that joe momma: a player from the fucking richmond braves See Our Zed: Okay, so Nevada was a lie joe momma: no fucker See Our Zed: So...Richmond is the lie? joe momma: I fucking live in the winter months in fucking Reno See Our Zed: Do you keep these cards you buy on eBay, or turn around and sell them for profit? joe momma: why do you ask? joe momma: your not a cop are you? See Our Zed: No, I'm just interested See Our Zed: You took an interest in me, it's only fair joe momma: to answer your question I don't use ebay at all to sell joe momma: I sell some stuff I buy joe momma: but other places online and in person joe momma: not ebay See Our Zed: You go to shows? joe momma: sometimes See Our Zed: Okay, I'll ask you about EA Live and then I'll leave you alone: do you think it's worth whatever it costs? joe momma: yes it fucking is See Our Zed: What's your system? joe momma: ps2 like a motha See Our Zed: I haven't bought a system since N64 or Dreamcast, whichever is newer doesn't matter they're both ancient joe momma: how you getting this info about me playboy See Our Zed: (link to EA Sports career) joe momma: oh I know man, but how you finding this shit See Our Zed: You're in all the search engines See Our Zed: That took me to the baseball card page, which contained your ebay ID - and the EA Sports career is also from a search joe momma: your putting a charge on my ass you bitch joe momma: try to have me killed see what happens See Our Zed: Geez, I'm not interested in having you killed See Our Zed: Anyways, I have to go buy birthday presents for my mother-in-law - I'm sure you want to tell me you fucked her or something, so I'll let you do that and then I'll have to say 'bye for tonight. Again, could I have your permission to cut and paste this chat for public consumption? joe momma: not with this name bitch fucker See Our Zed: No, of course not. Any favourites? joe momma: how about joe momma joe momma: you best take all that faggot ass shit with my name in it out from the boards and ea sports See Our Zed: Nice! It'll be on the end of this thread eventually: http://wienerboard.com/thread.php/id=16929 You have a good night now - be sure to say "hi" to Hyatte for me See Our Zed: I promise I will edit it so nobody knows who you are or can find you - privacy's a nice thing joe momma: I'll fuck him up the ass for you if you want me to See Our Zed: That's kind of you, but I'm happy the way things are. Just don't believe everything you read See Our Zed: 'night!
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