Hey, look, I'm STILL popular! You kinda have to imagine the giant pauses between what I type and what they type, but better you read it here than on 411 or something... The first thing I "say" was my Away message.
Other person: still a flame See Our Zed: Alas, Other person, I am well and truly asleep. See Our Zed: It is what it is Other person: you are super cool dawg See Our Zed: Well, thanks. You too! Other person: i am what i am See Our Zed: that's all you can be Other person: why did you marry a dude? See Our Zed: I'm not married! Other person: are you sure? See Our Zed: Let me go ask my fiancie Other person: you like the man ass from what i hear Other person: My bad sorry i don't keep up with your dating life Other person: Does he/she know you like the man ass? See Our Zed: Would you believe there are other people who DO do that? Other person: actually no See Our Zed: I can hardly believe it myself Other person: you get off on it though See Our Zed: Eh. Not so much. I kinda think they need lives, mostly Other person: you think they need your cock in their ass too See Our Zed: Would you believe I DON'T think that actually? Other person: actually no See Our Zed: Oh well Other person: do you and rick get together? See Our Zed: Rick in Ohio? Other person: he's your fiancee isn't he... I cracked the case Other person: again I don't know where you live, and I don't know where Rick lives Other person: and I don't care to know See Our Zed: See, now I don't believe YOU Other person: Wow you got me there Other person: I say you like manass but you don't believe me when I say I don't care where you live? Other person: what a fruit loop Other person: am I still gonna be on your away message? See Our Zed: Well, "%n" is gonna be in my away message, so for you, I guess that's you, sure Other person: Awesome dude you're so cool it's almost like you aren't a fag See Our Zed: I feel the same way about YOU! Other person: that was like really cool how you turned that around on me? See Our Zed: Thanks! Other person: did you actually right for a living? See Our Zed: I didn't WRONG for a living Other person: haha i bet you did putting your dick in guys asses is wrong and when you get paid for it it's super wrong Other person: so you did technically wrong for a living Other person: Fag Other person: why are you talking to me See Our Zed: You started talking to me! Why are you talking to me? Other person: i wanted to see if I still being made famous by your away message that's all See Our Zed: Oh, okay. Sorry to have wasted your time, then! Bye! Other person: Goodbye bitch tits go suck some dick Other person: Fag Other person: go put your dick in some ass Other person: does your fiancee Rick like that Other person: do you say O O Rick when you splooge Other person: worst 10 minutes of my life
As you can see, it STARTED friendly enough...and then it takes a turn, and then I don't help matters any by talking about myself...and then bringing up Rick is just a dead giveaway. I give this chat a 3.
Other person: do you say O O Rick when you splooge
Proving that even the comedically blind squirrel will find the nut of humor every once in a while.
This would have been better if the timestamps could have been given with it, just to see exactly how long some of those witty retorts the Other Person came up with took to formulate.
We have faith, Zed. We know you'd pick Mike Samuda over Rick Scaia anyways.
As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?