Hey, look, I'm STILL popular! You kinda have to imagine the giant pauses between what I type and what they type, but better you read it here than on 411 or something... The first thing I "say" was my Away message.
Other person: still a flame See Our Zed: Alas, Other person, I am well and truly asleep. See Our Zed: It is what it is Other person: you are super cool dawg See Our Zed: Well, thanks. You too! Other person: i am what i am See Our Zed: that's all you can be Other person: why did you marry a dude? See Our Zed: I'm not married! Other person: are you sure? See Our Zed: Let me go ask my fiancie Other person: you like the man ass from what i hear Other person: My bad sorry i don't keep up with your dating life Other person: Does he/she know you like the man ass? See Our Zed: Would you believe there are other people who DO do that? Other person: actually no See Our Zed: I can hardly believe it myself Other person: you get off on it though See Our Zed: Eh. Not so much. I kinda think they need lives, mostly Other person: you think they need your cock in their ass too See Our Zed: Would you believe I DON'T think that actually? Other person: actually no See Our Zed: Oh well Other person: do you and rick get together? See Our Zed: Rick in Ohio? Other person: he's your fiancee isn't he... I cracked the case Other person: again I don't know where you live, and I don't know where Rick lives Other person: and I don't care to know See Our Zed: See, now I don't believe YOU Other person: Wow you got me there Other person: I say you like manass but you don't believe me when I say I don't care where you live? Other person: what a fruit loop Other person: am I still gonna be on your away message? See Our Zed: Well, "%n" is gonna be in my away message, so for you, I guess that's you, sure Other person: Awesome dude you're so cool it's almost like you aren't a fag See Our Zed: I feel the same way about YOU! Other person: that was like really cool how you turned that around on me? See Our Zed: Thanks! Other person: did you actually right for a living? See Our Zed: I didn't WRONG for a living Other person: haha i bet you did putting your dick in guys asses is wrong and when you get paid for it it's super wrong Other person: so you did technically wrong for a living Other person: Fag Other person: why are you talking to me See Our Zed: You started talking to me! Why are you talking to me? Other person: i wanted to see if I still being made famous by your away message that's all See Our Zed: Oh, okay. Sorry to have wasted your time, then! Bye! Other person: Goodbye bitch tits go suck some dick Other person: Fag Other person: go put your dick in some ass Other person: does your fiancee Rick like that Other person: do you say O O Rick when you splooge Other person: worst 10 minutes of my life
As you can see, it STARTED friendly enough...and then it takes a turn, and then I don't help matters any by talking about myself...and then bringing up Rick is just a dead giveaway. I give this chat a 3.
Worst given: "I'm flattered, but I only really like you as a friend." (Allow me to explain - this doesn't seem so bad, except that I had to say it to this very nice, very cute, very sweet girl with Cerebral Palsy.)