So the WWE is planning a big press conference for next Tuesday in Seattle. It's a big-enough deal that the local UPN affiliate is hyping it tonight. And since there are no more TV tapings scheduled here, and I doubt the WWE would go to this much trouble over a house show...
WRESTLEMANIA IS OURS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Are you going to it, Phantom? You can pick up tickets at the EMP either tomorrow or Saturday (both days, IIRC, that's what they said on KJR at least. And they're all FREE and shit. You can't beat that with HLA on a stick.)
And the rest of you f'ers get to see the UGLIEST BUILDING IN AMERICA, the Paul Allen-funded, Tim Burton inspired (well, probably not, but it looks like something out of The Nightmare Before Christmas) Experience Music Project.
Man, traffic's gonna be hell on 3/30, WM at Safeco, and the Sonics in a late-season showdown with the Lake Show at Key Arena on the north end of town. FEAR PARKING PRICES.
"Your solitude is welcome, welcome... Your attitude is welcome, welcome!"
From what I hear from reading recaps, Lawler is even stealing Heyman's lines! Namely telling wrestlers who do spots on the American announce table to go over to the spanish guys, which was one of my favorite Heyman moments: