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Since: 2.1.02
From: Michigan

Since last post: 3576 days
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#1 Posted on
Gimmick mine is that I am GIANT CRAB! Fight for TRUTH! And CRABS!! And JUSTICE!!!

Hello, Rock The! Your body, so muscular! Your moves, so graceful! You are icon of studliness! PLEASE TO TEAM WITH ME!!

Homogaysexual I am not, saying I am merely that if I was female, intercoursing with Delfin would be very enjoyable!


And that's why you should be, too.



I'M A TOOL, PLEASE KICK ME IN THE JUNK
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Since: 3.1.02
From: Brisbane, Australia

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I liked the Malenko man initially, but it got old fast. Sadly the trip to OVW has not brought new freshness.
Fazzle
Kishke








Since: 2.1.02
From: Wilmington, NC

Since last post: 3636 days
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#3 Posted on
Originally posted by Merc
Sadly the trip to OVW has not brought new freshness.



Which is why JR should buy Ziplock. The green line makes sure that it's sealed, and that no freshness leaks out.
PinkSkunk
Blutwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Edison, New Jersey, America

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Dean Malenko's columns RULE!!! And I want to hear more from Gran Naniwa! "TRAIN, SAY YOUR PRAYERS, AND SHOOT UP THE MUCH STEROIDS" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!



...Some fear the Pink...
...But many fear....THE MOUNTIE!
(He's handsome, he's brave, and he's strong, you know)
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Blutwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: St Paul, MN

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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 10.00

The Shooters collumns are by and bar my absolute favorite thing to read on the net. He has a knack for comedy that you dont easily find.



Minnesota is so hot
flaming mo
Mettwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Boonville MO

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#6 Posted on
Deano's columns rule the school!

*Puts Merc in the Cloverleaf for Dean*
The Shooter Dean Malenko
Pinkelwurst








Since: 2.1.02
From: Tampa, Florida!

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#7 Posted on
*sniff* They like me... they really like me...

I'm TOUCHED, you tools!

- DM



"The Shooter" Dean Malenko's Homepage!
spf
Scrapple








Since: 2.1.02
From: The Las Vegas of Canada

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I keep pestering the staff at Borders looking for The Shooter's new book, but they keep telling me leave, no such book exists. I tell them they must be wrong, for I have read excerpts from it, and they moved more than anything since Horton Hears A Who. The Shooter will win a Nobel for Literature before all is said and done.



There, I feel better now.
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