Good grief, I have the same taste in home decor as Saddam.
"The doors of the town house opened to reveal a playboy's fantasy straight from the 1960s: mirrored bedroom, lamps shaped like women, airbrushed paintings of a topless blonde woman and a mustached hero battling a crocodile."
...well, except for the lamps and I'm not into mustached heros or ruling a country.
Cerebus: Barbarian, Prime Minister, Pope, Perfect House Guest.
"Graft is as necessary as throwing up when you drink too much."
No, the reason he's getting dumped on is that the other candidates are desperate to blunt his appeal to both core Democrats and non-voters. So they'll latch on to whatever cheap, easy way they think can do that. This happens to be one of them.