I have an old Marvel Comics Presents (the book with four 8 page stories) where Incredible Hulk (as the grey Mr. Fixit version) gets pissed off at Hulk Hogan's gloating and gets a match with him. The Incredible Hulk no sells all of Hogan's "moves" and proceeds to bitchslap him and throw him out of the arena. It's funny if you can find it.
I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, gain 40 pounds, and become the next D!
http://titaniumcounter.com/temp/emergency/ I got a kick out of reading this thing. I don't know why, I guess I just enjoy stupid things. If stupid things piss you off, this is just a warning that you may not want to look at it.