I have an old Marvel Comics Presents (the book with four 8 page stories) where Incredible Hulk (as the grey Mr. Fixit version) gets pissed off at Hulk Hogan's gloating and gets a match with him. The Incredible Hulk no sells all of Hogan's "moves" and proceeds to bitchslap him and throw him out of the arena. It's funny if you can find it.
I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, gain 40 pounds, and become the next D!
I worked in a luggage store for a few years in the late 90's. The best laptop bags we sold were from Tumi. They'll run you about 400 bucks, but if you travel and use the bag alot (or if your company's paying for it), it'll pay off in the long haul.