I have an old Marvel Comics Presents (the book with four 8 page stories) where Incredible Hulk (as the grey Mr. Fixit version) gets pissed off at Hulk Hogan's gloating and gets a match with him. The Incredible Hulk no sells all of Hogan's "moves" and proceeds to bitchslap him and throw him out of the arena. It's funny if you can find it.
I'm gonna get me an oversized guitar, gain 40 pounds, and become the next D!
I really appreciate the help. I went ahead and got all the fixes and further help I needed from cubsfan's link (CWShredder, HijackThis, StartDreck, Win98Fix, and AdAware), and kaz's Sygate suggestion is working great thus far. Viva Wieners!