Originally posted by Hulk-via-TMZHulk tells us "During that time, I don't even remember people's names, much less girls."
Ewww! Way to make it all better, Hulkster!
He should get some kind of chauvinist award for that sentence. It's all timed quite nicely to coincide with International Women's Day too.
As always with wrestling news items, for a different perspective it's fun to see what Sheikie Baby has to say on the matter:
Originally posted by The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheikHulk hogan sex tape is make the snooki dumb bitch prengnant she fuck him to make the virgil baby ... Who watch sex tape of hulk hogan he only have raisin balls no dick ... Hulk hogan sex tape worse than mitt romney having the sex with chris bosh ... Hulk hogan make sex tape of what? He have no dick and he only get fucked in the ass by ultimate warrior
I didn't know Troy Aikman dyed his hair brown for this.
"Put on your helmets, we'll be reaching speeds of 3!" "It was nice of you to give that dead woman another chance." "All right, look alive everybody...oh sorry Susan."- MST3K: Space Mutiny Click Here (facebook.com)
Brain: I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. Gorilla: Uh-oh, look out! Brain: What happened there? My monitor went out. Gorilla: That was an illegal move! Brain: No it wasn't. Gorilla: Yes it was! Brain: No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull. Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP!!!
I wonder if he wears a little tiny bandana on the end of his peener.
I wonder if he poses to all four sides of the bed when he's done.
I wonder if instead of saying "OHHHHHH GOD!" at the big moment, he says "OHHHHHH THE BIG HULKAMANIAC UPSTAIRS!".
I wonder if, while they do it, he asks her if she's enjoying the particular thing he's doing to her. And she's like "yes!" And then he cups his hand to his ear. And she's like "YES!" And then he cleans his ear out with his finger. And then he cups his hand to his ear again. And she's like "YES!!!!"
Ugh. I was foolish enough to believe they just might give him the belt and make it a special night. *sigh* I did get one good laugh when I read someone thought Kane looked like the love child of Doink The Clown and the Undertaker.