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Since: 12.1.02
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
Picture this:

Stephanie's backstage fuming about Stacey's defection when all of a sudden, Eric Bischoff walks into her office. He's ever the smarmy little bastard, so he throws the covert op in Stephanie's face. And he promises that by the end of the night, he'll have a little announcement to make about another important RAW deal. (Damn, excuse the pun!)

Stephanie's just about to tell him where to get off, but a little light bulb goes off in her head. “OK, Eric... after tonight's main event, you can go to the ring yourself and make that announcement.” Bischoff takes this as a sign that he's gotten into Stephanie's head and is controlling her, but Stephanie has something else in mind...

Bischoff hits the ring in the final segment of the evening. He announces a couple of very big matches for RAW, and also promises that on Monday night, there will be yet another acquistion from the SmackDown brand brought to RAW.

Stephanie's music hits. “Eric, I have to congratulate you, you know how to put on a good show and give the fans what they want. However, this segment's gone on a little too long, and to be quite honest, you're just not entertaining me...”

Bischoff laughs until he realizes the words are hers, and what happens when he says those words. He turns around, and Jamal and Rosie are there to beat the living shit out of him!

That would be great television, although I think it's early yet for The Island Boyz to go face. Still... comments?



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Since: 12.2.02
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#2 Posted on
That is emasculation at its best. That's why it probably won't be done.



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ekedolphin
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Since: 12.1.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.52
You mean she literally cuts off Bischoff's balls? That would remind me of the time Flair said, “If you lose this match [to David Flair], we will shave your head and your ass!” Tony Schiavone was all, “I'd like to see that!” to which I replied, “I wouldn't.”

Anyway... yeah, I doubt it will happen. But you have to admit there has to be a rush of power flowing through you when you say a few magic words and two big guys come in and destroy everybody in the ring.



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Since: 12.2.02
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#4 Posted on
Now that you mentioned it, yeah, I think Jamal and Rosie metaphorially represent Bischoff's testiclular fortitude.



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#5 Posted on
I would like to see that, but it wouldn't make the Island Boys faces. Bischoff and Steph both are definite tweeners, as they both have done faceish and heelish things. The Island Boys could still be heels and kill the Bisch. Also, how great would it be for the Rock (if he ever went heel) to make the Island Boys his huge Samoan killers.



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#6 Posted on
Another thing: why send the Boyz to the show that has no Tag Titles? So they can fued with Billy & Chuck?
OlFuzzyBastard
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Since: 28.4.02
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#7 Posted on
Why bring the tag titles to RAW and immediately break up the Hardy Boyz?



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Since: 2.1.02
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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastard
    Why bring the tag titles to RAW and immediately break up the Hardy Boyz?


Because we've seen the Hardyz win the titles so many times, it's very, very stale. It's definitely time to do something new with them.
I do think the breakup is stupid, though. Why does Matt always have to play jealous prick who beats up his brother in a fit of rage? Why can't Jeff be the psycho for once?

I like your idea Ekedolphin, but I think beating up Bischoff should be saved for a long time. When we absolutely can't stand him any longer, have someone (an up and comer) annihilate him. But I think it's too early.

Remember how no one really got their hands on Shane during the Invasion, but then he was finally tagged into the final match at Survivor Series? If I remember correctly, he took a Rock Bottom, Lionsault, Five-Star Frog Splash, Last Ride and Tombstone in rapid succession. It was great because he FINALLY got what was coming to him.

Everyone marked out. I like that effect.



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#9 Posted on

    Originally posted by Parts Unknown



      Remember how no one really got their hands on Shane during the Invasion, but then he was finally tagged into the final match at Survivor Series? If I remember correctly, he took a Rock Bottom, Lionsault, Five-Star Frog Splash, Last Ride and Tombstone in rapid succession. It was great because he FINALLY got what was coming to him.

      Everyone marked out. I like that effect.



    He couldn't have gotten a Five-Star, because RVD was on his own team. If I remeber right, everyone on the alliance team whipped out their finisher on the Big Show (who became a part of the team after chokeslamming a million alliance guys in pursuit of Regal), anyway, Shane finished the Show off with his awesome top rope elbow. Then Shane took all the WWF guys finishers, including Kane pulling out the Tombstone.



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#10 Posted on
Yep, you're right, it was Kane. I had forgotten who all was in that match.
But it was cool!



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#11 Posted on
Actually if this is the Survivor Series match we're talking about it WAS Undertaker giving Shane the Tombstone.



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Since: 2.1.02
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#12 Posted on
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Scott Summets pointed out that RVD didn't give a five-star to Shane. Instead, it was Kane giving him a chokeslam.
If I remember correctly, Undertaker gave Shane both the Last Ride and the Tombstone.
So therefore:
Shane took the Chokeslam, Rock Bottom, Lionsault, Last Ride and Tombstone in rapid succession. Thought not necessarily in that order.



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THE AWESOME UNDERTAKER drives out - damn, how did those STEEL steps rise up onto their ends and out of the way of - hey wait, I see DUDES there! They must be soulless minions of Big Evil's Red Devil Underwood Deviled Ham Team Evil. What? - CRZ, back to his old antics
albert44
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Since: 12.2.02
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#13 Posted on
Great idea dolphin , but wouldn't it make more sense if it was
the human dog whistle taking the ass whippin. I mean bischoff
could lure steph into a sales pitch of some kind for an upcoming
smackdown main event and then have bisch claim her 3 minutes
are up and ..................

(edited by albert44 on 13.8.02 0929)


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Since: 23.5.02
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#14 Posted on
Yeah, but Albert, that would defeat the purpos of Eke's idea...which continues with the current idea of having each GM trying to steal the other GM's personnel.



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#15 Posted on
ekedolphin - love the idea. But can we wait until after they give a beatdown to Lawler to do so? ;)



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#16 Posted on

    Originally posted by deadbeater
    Now that you mentioned it, yeah, I think Jamal and Rosie metaphorially represent Bischoff's testiclular fortitude.


Which, based on the Gold Club trial testimony, is the only representation his testicles have gotten. Or should get. Geez, this is more difficult when I ACTUALLY quote you guys, instead of quoting the gist of it. Bad reply button! Bad!



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Since: 2.1.02
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#17 Posted on
Mo, no, no, no, no. I mean, the idea is VERY cool but there is no point whatsoever in switching the guys to Smackdown, considering they were a)brought in by Bischoff who, I would guess, has them signed to "ironclad contracts" (they appeared AFTER Vince announced contracts open for negotiation), and b)They're probably the most exciting new tag team the fed has, meaning they really should be on the tag title show. Personally, I'd pull it off like this:

Have them finally start wrestling...on Heat. Have them spend week after week after week (a coupla months, maybe) just killing makeshift teams like Stasiak/Credible or Raven/Crash. In this time they can pop up sporadically on Raw to do Bisch's dirty work, massacring whomever he so desires, but never participating in an actual match. Then, towards the end of this period, the Boyz can crop up backstage asking Bisch for a match, only to be dismissed due to him being "very busy" or "fully booked". This only has to happen a coupla times, just so the audience picks up on it but doesn't see it as a massive angle. THEN, one week, Bisch can be boasting in the ring to start off Raw, introducing his newest Raw acquisition-Rikishi. Rikishi waddles to the ring but doesn't get a word in edgeways as Bisch continues to yammer on. Finally, after, oh, say THREE MINUTES of vainglorious boasting, 'Kishi simply swipes the mic away...

"Eric, Eric, Eric...I'm sure these people are absolutely THRILLED at hearing about the minute details of your ongoing war with Stephanie, but, after this past...three minutes...you're just not ENTERTAINING them any more."

Eric's face twists with anger at his new employee's impertinance, and BAM! That's when the Island Boyz swoop in and beat the living snot out of him. It turns them megaface, gives Rikishi a new angle (manager and occasional wrestler) and excuse to move after from the cartoonish dancing, and it all comes about in a logical way (the Boyz getting pissed at being used as Eric's personal goons without reward).

Now how does that sound?

(edited by oldschoolhero on 13.8.02 1239)





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#18 Posted on
I got 5 bucks that says Matt Hardy jumps to Smackdown... soon.
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#19 Posted on
Remember how no one really got their hands on Shane during the Invasion, but then he was finally tagged into the final match at Survivor Series? If I remember correctly, he took a Rock Bottom, Lionsault, Five-Star Frog Splash, Last Ride and Tombstone in rapid succession. It was great because he FINALLY got what was coming to him.
It started with Big Show going "house of fire" on the entire Alliance, but Angle escaped a chokeslam attempt, and then Show took an Angle Slam, a scissors kick from Booker, and the ***** Frog Splash in succession. And then Shane, in his annoying "grab-the-spotlight" mode, tagged in, gave Show the Savage elbow and pinned him.

I still remember watching Shane do his little weenie dance after that and wanting for him to get destroyed.

So Rock comes in, Shane senses what's coming... and Shane (in order) gets the smackdown laid on him, takes a chokeslam from Kane, a tombstone from Undertaker, and a Lionsault from Jericho, who got the honor of pinning him, which made me even happier than I'd normally be. :)



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