Anyone else just disgusted as hell that the rest of his clique buddies have supposedly been politicking to keep him out of the WWF. God damn selfish motherfuckers who'd screw over their friend just to keep the spotlight on them.
So here's what I'd love to see.
HBK comes back and announces a return to wrestling. HHH comes out and says welcome back. HBK tells him to go to hell because it's no thanks to him that he's back (explains the story) HBK says that he doesn't even want to hog the limelight anymore and that HHH screwed him over for nothing.
So HHH brings up how HBK's been running his mouth about guys not being as good as they were in his day and how HBK should just take his crippled old ass home because he couldn't possibly hang with him in the ring anymore.
HBK says that HHH is nothing compared to guys like Bret Hart (it could happen!) because not only did they wrestle their asses off but they had heart, they wouldn't screw over their best friends or girlfriends just to get ahead in the business, they paid their dues. HBK goes on to say that if it wasn't for HHH sucking up to him as soon as he came into the fed, then he wouldn't have gotten anywhere.
So HHH is pissed off as hell and he says fuck it and demands that old HBK has his first match in his so called comeback against HHH for the title tonight!
HBK agrees and in a huge, unexpected match that goes for twenty minutes (yeah, that's gonna happen!) HBK manages to beat HHH. At that point, the NWO run out and attack HBK and beat the hell out of him.
But it's too late as HBK has won the WWF title off HHH. Woo-Hoo.
________________________________________ The Big O is incredibly cool - Ed Ferrara.
Well he did make a point to let us know that even with the burned face everything else was in working order...
"You used it to shove your miserable daughter down our throats week in and week out...not anymore!" - Ric Flair gives me hope, Raw 3/18/02
"I thought it was cool how HHH just tossed Jericho out of the ring and made him vanish, possibly into another dimension, at the end of the match." - Dr. Unlikely says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
Originally posted by LordOfTheSmarks And in my next thread, I'll explain how Papa Shango can come back and be WWF Champ!
Augh, one of the primary wrestling memories of my childhood is Papa Shango making Warrior spit up. I even remember praying that Warrior would be okay that night. Oh, to be young and impressionable again.
I always wondered why they didn't bring back "Big" Papa Shango for the Ministry of Darkness. I mean, you're assembling gothic freaks and weirdos, you've got a voodoo guy RIGHT THERE! It would have at least spared us from his horrid IC title reign, maybe...
I still think it's his best gimmick. Supernatural hocus pocus aside, it had a good look, he did a pretty scary voice and I seem to remember his wrestling being mildly better than it is now.
"All I ever asked for in life is an unfair advantage." Microchip, Punisher Annual #2
You know what that seg needed? That seg needed an actual heel announcer cracking up at the desk at everything Bischoff did while an actual face announcer registered his disgust God these announcers blow....