Nous ne nous pouvons pas sortir. Update and elaboration:
X-Box (which died on me again after I replaced the disc drive) X-Box 360 (two sort of, my first went red ring after its warranty expired and while they were on sale; it was cheaper to get another) N64 Gamecube GBA (One NES colored one and my old post says I had another but I literally remember nothing about a second. Guess I drank it right out of my memory... ah community college.) DS Lite Wii
And... in 2009... nearly a decade after being short $30 for the cash to buy a PS2 on launch day and being grounded for asking for $30 since my [parent] owed me over $500...
I became the proud owner of a PS2. Time to get cracking on those Sly Cooper games.
Go to a gay bar and just hang out and see if someone hits on you. See what they'll say and do to try to get you in bed. I didn't even have to go that far. When I was in my 20's, I used to get hit on by gay men a lot. NOT kidding.