OK guys, after reading CRZ's recap, he's taken four months for how long Steph's going to be out. I'll take that as July 25th (4 months from RAW, and it's on a Thursday to boot).
I'm going to say August 29th (also a Thursday)
For clarification, I'm calling 'Steph returns' as the first time you see her face as part of the live show (i.e., not as part of recap segment or any other loophole, like as part of an entrance video or something) on either Raw, Smackdown, Heat, Jakked/Metal, Excess, or a PPV.
I doubt any of us will remember this thread in a few months, but in case we do, who else is in?
I say next week. She's the WWF's version of a case of Herpes. Raw and Smackdown may have a few clear days, but before you know it, DAMN! It's back, worse than before!
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I give it a solid two weeks before Ric Flair somehow brings her and Shane O'bump back simultaneously. Perhaps she will be thinking that booking Shane to return with her will make her screeching a bit more appealing when in reality the only thing she could do to make her on screen presence a good thing would be to appear topless. Once. And then to piss off. Forever.
I take July 4th, 2002, a Thursday, to give us all a big "Fuck You" present for Independence Day. Oh, that's supposed to be the American Independence we're celebrating? Not Steph's? Too bad, it's gonna be both.
Originally posted by LordOfTheSmarks I take July 4th, 2002, a Thursday, to give us all a big "Fuck You" present for Independence Day. Oh, that's supposed to be the American Independence we're celebrating? Not Steph's? Too bad, it's gonna be both.
This is what I was going to pick, only based on the fact that it is my Birthday, and whether I have a good day or not, this will ruin my wrestling watching that night (if I'm even home), thus ruining a part of my Birthday. Yes, the world is out to get me :)
Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means? Dusty: Isn't that a light chicken gravy? - Three Amigos (1986)
One could hope that The Brian Kendrick is take Rey Mysterio's place as the high flyer on RAW with Hornswoggle taking over the "Kid's Love Him™" role, though I suppose Kofi Kingston probably has that covered on his own.