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Since: 11.5.04
From: Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon), Vietnam

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1. I bought a cheap old fashioned wooded spring-type mousetrap at the 99 Cents Only Store.

2. I put peanut butter on the mousetrap.

3. I put it in the closet where we saw mouse droppings.

4. I put a corruggated cardboard carton filled with heavy books near the closet, but not touching the wall.

5. I heard the mousetrap snap.

6. I opened the closet, allowing the mouse to run out of the closet.

7. I shoved the book-laden box against the mouse and killed it instantly!

"A rumor, if repeated twice, becomes true." - - Old Chinese Proverb
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