You always hear those stupid radio station contests about ‘what would you do for tickets to the World Series’ or ‘the best email for a Matrix Reloaded DVD’. You know what I mean. You hear them all the time. The reason is because people will some stupid and crazy things. If it is free, there is a line.
Two women in New York are running ads that offer a ‘four-hand sensual massage’; in exchange for Yankees tickets.
Check out the ad:
“Two hot females will exchange four hand sensual massage for Yanks tickets. That’s correct. My friend and I do this from time to time and so we are really good at it. It is unbelievable. It ends as happily as we hope the Yankee game will. Serious replies only.”
Hmm, that’s subtle. Whatever in the world could they mean by ‘happy ending’?
And nice tag about ‘serious replies only’. Like offering a ‘four-handy’ isn’t going to get every kook in the tri-state area to reply.
Handies for baseball tickets. Can it get any worse? Is this what it has all come to now?
What I want to know is, how many ‘handies’ for how many tickets? And do I get more ‘handies’ if my tickets are to the World Series instead of just the ALCS if the Yankees make it that far? I mean, the ad wasn’t exactly specific in that regard.
One ticket, two tickets, 8…what? Do they have to be good seats or can they be behind the foul pole, high up in the corner? These are things I would need to know if I’m going to part with Yankees tickets.
Edit: Added link to the article on Jim Rome's website, plus his entire article because it will probably be taken down after tomorrows show
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Originally posted by the adMy friend and I do this from time to time and so we are really good at it.
So, what payment does she and her friend usually accept if tickets to a post season Yankee game aren't part of the equation?
Originally posted by Jim RomeHandies for baseball tickets. Can it get any worse?
Funny, I was thinking "Can it get any better? After all, the ad does say "Two hot females". Seems to me that if you have really good seats to the game and you're willing to dicker, err, I mean bargain, well....
Originally posted by Simba(Looks at Game Six ALCS tickets)
(edited by Simba on 12.10.03 1215)
May as well frame that ticket, this series aint going to six games!
Series is tied at 2; it's gonna have to go six. Now, if anyone has Game 7 tickets they should start shopping for a frame now because the Soxare on a roll. They ride the Fenway crowd and a kickass start from Lowe today and then with no off day the Yankees can't possibly recover. It's just like we did to Oakland, except with less travel.
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Every episode has the potential to be the best one ever, and I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it after sitting through this shit.
How can you broadcast the biggest event of the baseball season with seeming no backup feed? Fox has been up and down through several innings now. on the other hand hearing someone besides Joe Buck is .... interesting