In case you were wondering, the text of the other messages was whatever the hell I cut and pasted from some usenet messages. Here's some more!
LEAD SINGER'S NOSE QUITS BAND
by Louis Pants, Disassociated Press
TORONTO - The nose of lead singer and bass player Geddy Lee quit the band
Rush today, citing "artistic differences." The facial appendage claimed
responsibility for the enduring success of the Canadian power trio.
I was actually trying to see if the glasses on the second guy from the left would interfere with the text, and the sample text didn't go down that far. Mebbe you should put some extra gibberish in the sample text?