Since I'm an "equal opportunity employer" I was compelled to add my picks on the most shaggable guys in wrestling. I figured I might as well keep things separate and make a thread for fans of the wieners.
Hands down, RVD is my number one. You have to appreciate a good yoga butt. The man's extremely bendy and that can only be a good thing.
Randy Orton. Yow. Just yow.
And here's a throw back for you - Juventud Guerrera. When he took his mask off in WCW the first thing I thought was "I'd really like to go on a naked rampage with that guy." Sadly that bird has flown.
Far be it from me to object to the objectification of the boys ...
1) Triple H 2) Sean O'Haire 3) Charlie Haas (baby-cakes!) 4) Val Venis
Are we noticing a certain stylistic preference here? :-)
There's a goodly list of others who are cuties (eg. Spanky, Orton, Dupree, Maven), or fascinating (eg. pre-unmasking Kane, Undertaker, Rhyno), or otherwise have something interesting going on (eg. Jericho, Christian, Michaels, Nash).
According to my wife, the Raw list starts and ends with the Rock, and the SmackDown guy would be John Cena, but I think that's only because she saw Confidential when the walked around with the banana hammock.
Washington Huskies, 2003 Pac-10 football champs. Coming soon.
I took a date to a houseshow back in 2000, and when the Rock started posing and playing to the crowd after his match, she damn near took my neck off grabbing my binoculars. She then spent the next ten minutes staring intently at him with a scary intensity and biting her lower lip occasionally.
So I guess I gotta go with the Rock.
Any man who hates small dogs and children can't be all bad.
1)HHH - The first true wrestler crush I've ever had, and still the best. Ive seen and lusted after this guy for years, and well, How can I possibly say no to that sly grin of his? I never have or will! Oh, and that body is off the hizzle!
2)Randy Orton - I never really thought there would be a worthy successor to HHH, but it looks like we found one!
3)Sean o' Haire - He looks like a guy who could get into bondage, something I haven't tried...yet
4)Spanky - sooo cute and cuddly.
5)Jamie Noble - he knows how to kiss!
6) Val Venis - see #5 for the reason, and hey, he's handsome too, especially when he was Chief Morley.
7)Kurt Angle - I like big butts and I cannot lie... He was okay with the hair, but bald, oh my god, he's BEAUTIFUL!
Honorable mention - La Resistance, John Cena, Mark Jindrak
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Moondog Spot. A close second though would have to be Moondog Rex, narrowly over the handsome Duke of Dorchester Pete Doherty. Abdullah the Butcher was disqualified for having bigger breasts than any of the females.
If Vince would just hire Dick Dastardly and Muttly and tell them to Catch the Pigeon, it would draw at least an 8 rating.
Originally posted by GavintzuI took a date to a houseshow back in 2000, and when the Rock started posing and playing to the crowd after his match, she damn near took my neck off grabbing my binoculars. She then spent the next ten minutes staring intently at him with a scary intensity and biting her lower lip occasionally.
So I guess I gotta go with the Rock.
Same here with my wife. She only pays attention to the tv while I'm watching wrestling when he is on........The Rock.
"This just got a hell of a lot better." - Stifler, American Pie
Well, my wife thinks that just about every guy in WWE is nasty. But, she prefers the skinny-Brit-guy look, like Orlando Bloom and Damon Albarn from Blur. (Which is funny, because I look more like the kid in my avatar than I do like those guys...)
I had an ex-girlfriend in '95 that thought Diesel was the sexiest thing walking the planet. I wonder that she thinks of Grandpa Nash now.
Every girl I've talked to about wrestling or have went to wrestling with totally loved HHH or the Rock. And girls talk way more dirrrtttyyy than...... well a little more dirty than me and my male friends. Oh, and about Mick Foley, seeing pictures of him as a younger and thinner guy, it's hard to believe that he was a big dork(as he claims) and not a ladies man. Or it's all from the self deprecating humor he does.
Odd as it might seem, Mrs Foley's Little Boy is really kind of a cutie. Cute face, lots of curly hair (hiding the missing ear), but most important, those really sparkly, mischevious eyes. Try as we might to treat them as objects, there's a big additional component of "what's going on inside that pretty little head of yours?"
I thought Rocco Rock was pretty handsome. You know, in a "Piss me off woman and your face is hamburger meat" kinda way. I mean, if you like that kinda guy that is...
EDIT~Oh, and I forgot Michael Cole. If you're looking for a good man to rub your belly and make you hot coccoa, ol' Shoelace is probably your top choice.
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RantWars 4th Place finisher. 1st Class asshole.
You know what I like to do when I'm at Blockbuster? You know the quick- drop that they have there? I like to stick my penis in there. And then look at the help and say, "Have you seen this, is this any good?"
No joke, my senior year in high school I knew this fucked up goth girl who carved Al Snow and Raven's name into her arms. I meet her at a party about a year ago, and we were talking about wrestling. She started comparing all the guys at the parties to wrestlers. I was disappointed when she told me I resembled Kevin Nash. So I brushed my hair back with my hand and slowly walked away.
I was supposed to finish my two part Flying Hurricanes series this week. Actually, I was supposed to finish it last week, but I had a cold and a novel to write and I got lazy, bitch, bitch, whine whine, etc, etc, etc...