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Since: 9.2.02

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#1 Posted on
OMG, I have mist HOT NEWZ! That column made me LMFAOAASIMPWAMDAWATGATDNTMLAMLIHTSOG!!!

(laughingmyfuckingassoffandalmostshitinmypantswhileatmydeskatworkandtheguyatthedesknexttomelookedatmelikeihadtwosetsofgenitalia, of course)



Dark and lonely on a summer's night
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Watchdog barking
Do he bite?
Kill my landlord
Kill my landlord
Slip in his window
Break his neck
Then his house
I start to wreck
Got no reason
What the heck
Kill my Landlord
Kill my landlord
C-I-L-L
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Since: 20.5.02
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#2 Posted on
I Miz-iss Hiz-ot Niz-ewz!
socetew
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Since: 23.5.02
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#3 Posted on
bling...bleep

I love Hot Newz. His things are funny.

eocs



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Shot in the dark








Since: 11.1.02
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#4 Posted on
Sorry...feels like a 4-year-old wrote it. I'm sure there's an audience for it, but it ain't me...



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.42
"The end of Adam Copeland's penis is an Edge head!"

"Crash: So I went to find Mister JR but he was in the bathroom with Stone Cold! And I could hear JR screaming "BY GAWD, IN 25 YEARS, I'VE NEVER SEEN A RATTLESNAKE THAT BIG!". So I ran away!"

That is soooo funny.



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Since: 16.1.02
From: New Hampshire

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#6 Posted on

    Originally posted by socetew
    I love Hot Newz. His things are funny.

    eocs




OMG, it's Soce the Elemental Wizard!

Right, but anyway, the Hot Newz dood rizules! Not to detract from anybody else's stuff, but I think Hot Newz has the best columns on the Slash. He's got a great sense of humor. I just wish he wrote it more often. Now that OSCS is shut down, I need more wrestling comedy...



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Torchslasher
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Since: 17.1.02
From: New F'n Jersey

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#7 Posted on
The best part of the column are the interviews and the last "teaser." This is the only column that I read, and it is always worth it.



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Salami








Since: 2.1.02
From: Oklahoma City

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#8 Posted on

    Originally posted by Torchslasher
    The best part of the column are the interviews and the last "teaser." This is the only column that I read, and it is always worth it.


I like the sign ideas:

"Jazz is my dad"
"D-Von! Get the bibles!"

And, my new personal favorite, which had me in tears at my desk:

"Don't drop the soap in the shower! (because Brad Shaw will RAPE you!) "

Hot Newz RULZ!!!1!!



Eatin' fruit and bein' cool
socetew
Chourico








Since: 23.5.02
From: NYC, baby!

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#9 Posted on
bling...bleep

yeah, leech. after i saw you decided to write columns on slash, i decided to start posting. i mean, why not? I probably won't do it that much, but you never know. Maybe it will grow on me. Do you still go to wrestlecrap.com? That gets updated every week or so, in some way or another.

best wishes,
socetew



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