OMG, I have mist HOT NEWZ! That column made me LMFAOAASIMPWAMDAWATGATDNTMLAMLIHTSOG!!!
(laughingmyfuckingassoffandalmostshitinmypantswhileatmydeskatworkandtheguyatthedesknexttomelookedatmelikeihadtwosetsofgenitalia, of course)
Dark and lonely on a summer's night Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Watchdog barking Do he bite? Kill my landlord Kill my landlord Slip in his window Break his neck Then his house I start to wreck Got no reason What the heck Kill my Landlord Kill my landlord C-I-L-L my l a n d l o r d
Originally posted by socetewI love Hot Newz. His things are funny.
OMG, it's Soce the Elemental Wizard!
Right, but anyway, the Hot Newz dood rizules! Not to detract from anybody else's stuff, but I think Hot Newz has the best columns on the Slash. He's got a great sense of humor. I just wish he wrote it more often. Now that OSCS is shut down, I need more wrestling comedy...
"You better get his ass outta here before I get up"- Undertaker
yeah, leech. after i saw you decided to write columns on slash, i decided to start posting. i mean, why not? I probably won't do it that much, but you never know. Maybe it will grow on me. Do you still go to wrestlecrap.com? That gets updated every week or so, in some way or another.
God, that was funny. Seriously, that was fun to read. I loved the Lawler line. Keep up the good work. Your sense of humor enlightens us all...err...some other inspirational words from the guy who just quit.