I've liked all of the Hot Newz, and I thought this one was the best so far. The interview with Hogan and the line that Billy & Chuck would win because the "WWF is equal opportunity now" are gold. The part about how the Goldy-RVD match would end up with everyone confused sounded sadly like real Fed booking though.
And he predicted the Chuckabilly/APA gay bar brawl! Hot Newz is like a mystic seer who speaks in riddles. If you have the patience to decipher the updates, you can find out everything that will happen in the WWF. Hot Newz--the Nostradamus of [slash] wrestling!
Seriously, Hot Newz is one of my favorite columns just because it doesn't take itself so seriously.
"No one has a beer party at Scott Hall's expense!"
Wow, this is the first time I've seen three consecutive posts about Hot Newz that didn't claim he ripped somebody off or assault the person that actually might enjoy his columns for enjoying them. Could he actually become *shudder* accepted?
Hot Newz is one of the few things I laugh at on slash besides the Shooter Dean Malenko and CRZ (and for all the correct reasons, of course).
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I think it was my turn to call Hot Newz out, but I really just got too lazy. Sorry.
P.S. The Shooter does rule. As does Z.
"Nobody loves the custodian. I come and I sweep and vacuum for you. When you're in the mood to go to the bathroom, I even disinfect it for you! This is the thanks I get?!? All who defy me shall be dis-infected!"
And one week of hell later, ladies and gentlemen, I do welcome you to this edition of the lines for Monday March 15, 2004. Raw Lines: March 15, 2004 And of course, explanations can be found in the Decoder, blah, blah, blah.