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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
Female video game characters to appear in Playboy spread

She's a statuesque redhead with green eyes who stands 5'7". Her measurements are 36-22-36 and she's posing topless for the October issue of Playboy magazine.

Oh, just one thing... she's a video game character.

Her name's Bloodrayne and she'll make her naked debut alongside a feature in the upcoming issue of the men's magazine.

Joining her in the CGI photospread (which will accompany an article about the changing face of gaming) will be a handful of gaming characters.


This is very VERY sad and pathetic ...



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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.27
Call me sad and pathetic (as well as late for dinner), but I'm actually intrigued by this. Maybe even intrigued enough to buy the actual issue.

And as far as them being fictional video game characters - have you seen Playboy over the past 15 years? Hell, video game characters are probably a lot more realistic than some of the women in there. :)



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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 6.57
All of the actual recognizable characters will only be "posing seductively" and not nude. So now I just might boycott the issue for such a blatant bait 'n switch.

Where's my nude Samus!?!?

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Man, if they get Princess Toadstool, I'm there.



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Due to her not making it into Playboy, Ms. Pac-Man has agreed to perform a hardcore shoot for Hustler with Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. Pac-Man was not available for comment.

On a more serious note, I'm shocked that this hasn't happened earlier. The Lara Croft craze that took over the 'net a few years back would've caused ripples, I'm sure. Also, hentai anime has a group following. While I don't usually pervey in those kinds of perversions, I'm sure the stimuli they present as erotica will sell a few extra issues of Playboy (although I'm pretty sure that Playboy's regular readership won't be complaining so long as there are plenty of articles about Shaper Image's new winter lineup, Jerry Bruckheimer movies, and Scotch.)





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I don't see what the big deal is. It isn't any different than pinup art, or smutty comic books. Fantasy is fantasy. Your girlfriend/wife/partner knows you aren't going to run off with a fictional character. Hell, most of them know you aren't going to run off with a centerfold. Its when women feel they are being compared to fantasy, that somehow they have to measure up to that woman for your attention and affection that there's a problem. There's going to be just as much problem if you seem to be holding her up against Jessica Rabbit, as Jessica Simpson. Maybe more in some cases...



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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.27
    Originally posted by Lexus
    Due to her not making it into Playboy, Ms. Pac-Man has agreed to perform a hardcore shoot for Hustler with Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde. Pac-Man was not available for comment.

    On a more serious note, I'm shocked that this hasn't happened earlier. The Lara Croft craze that took over the 'net a few years back would've caused ripples, I'm sure. Also, hentai anime has a group following. While I don't usually pervey in those kinds of perversions, I'm sure the stimuli they present as erotica will sell a few extra issues of Playboy (although I'm pretty sure that Playboy's regular readership won't be complaining so long as there are plenty of articles about Shaper Image's new winter lineup, Jerry Bruckheimer movies, and Scotch.)


I actually remember from back in my college days a playboy issue with the model who was suppose to be the insperation for Lara Croft. So they already went down that road, with a real airbrushed woman.
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    Originally posted by brick
    I actually remember from back in my college days a playboy issue with the model who was suppose to be the insperation for Lara Croft. So they already went down that road, with a real airbrushed woman.


I remember that too. It was the woman who went around as Lara, opening stores and throwing out first balls and the like. Of course, there already were nude pictures of her everywhere, but my friends just had to get their hands on the issue.

Of course, they also had to get the PC version of Tomb Raider, because of the Nude Raider plug-in thing.



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The PB photos of Torrie and Sable had so much air brushing in it that the photo (on the site linked) of the video game character is not that far off... Seriously.



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Might be 'cause of the movie of the video game is in the works too. Of course fanboys were dancing in the streets because of Image Comics' Swimsuit issues, and Bloodrayne makes them look realistic!



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I knew something like this would eventually happen because SEX=SALES. One of the games marketed to do exactly that was:

Dead or Alive: Extreme Beach Volleyball (DOA:XBV) (for ogling bikini-clad women and sexual themes)

Yet there was rumor of a totally naked video game character called Valkria Wylde which I guess never made it out because I can't seem to find anything on it. Anyways, I'm not totally shocked about this but I am slightly interested due to the fact that PLAYBOY is the one doing it. Always on top of things aren't they...quiet literally.



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This reminds me about BMXXX and the backlash because one version (PS2???) didn't have the topless chicks or not enough jiggle or something.

I hate when game makers do this because congress and parents groups will use games like this as a point as to why video games should be banned.


They STILL point to the fact that in GTA3 that you can kill a hooker for cash after you do her, and that was like 3 years ago and not something the developers even advertised. It was something that people noticed and posted in FAQs and message boards.




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#13 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.04
    Originally posted by Zeruel
    This reminds me about BMXXX and the backlash because one version (PS2???) didn't have the topless chicks or not enough jiggle or something.

    I hate when game makers do this because congress and parents groups will use games like this as a point as to why video games should be banned.





Hopefully, they'll never find out about Sexy Beach 2, then ...



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    Originally posted by jwrestle
    Yet there was rumor of a totally naked video game character called Valkria Wylde which I guess never made it out because I can't seem to find anything on it.


That game was an April Fool's joke (and an especially good one, because apparently a few news stations were fooled into doing stories on it) by the good folks at PlayStation Magazine about four or five years ago. It centered around an intrepid tomb raider who wore nothing but her holsters and was going to be brought to you by "1-Up Studios" .



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