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The W - Site Bashing - Hooray! The Slammer is retiring!
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Alessandro
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From: Worcester MA

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Although his syndicated column in the New York Daily News makes no mention of it, my local paper ended his usual garbage with the following note :

    Originally posted by Worcester Telegram & Gazette
    Aunts Thelma and Louise have asked me to come to their “Wild Turkey” Ranch in the Mojave Desert and help them out. You see, the girls are getting old and someone has to tend to them and the land. So the gremlins and me are packing the old mule train and heading westward. We’re not sure how long we’ll stay, so let me thank all those who have looked at my column and hopefully have had as much fun reading it as we have had writing it. As my Uncle Roy says: “Happy trails to you until we meet again!”


I've voiced my disdain for the Slammer several times here on The W, so I can't say that I'll be shedding a tear now that his inane drivel will no longer be wasting space in newspapers around the country ...


R.I.P. The Slammer
Good Riddance






Alessandro "Hercules" Boondy

Just so you guys know: 75% of this crap [you read on the internet] is made up, either by the writer, or the wrestler the writer is getting the dirt from. Just so you know. -- Statement by "Tammy Sytch", from Hyatte's Dec. 29th column ... Lest we forget.





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    Originally posted by Alessandro
    Although his syndicated column in the New York Daily News makes no mention of it, my local paper ended his usual garbage with the following note :

      Originally posted by Worcester Telegram & Gazette
      Aunts Thelma and Louise have asked me to come to their “Wild Turkey” Ranch in the Mojave Desert and help them out. You see, the girls are getting old and someone has to tend to them and the land. So the gremlins and me are packing the old mule train and heading westward. We’re not sure how long we’ll stay, so let me thank all those who have looked at my column and hopefully have had as much fun reading it as we have had writing it. As my Uncle Roy says: “Happy trails to you until we meet again!”


    I've voiced my disdain for the Slammer several times here on The W, so I can't say that I'll be shedding a tear now that his inane drivel will no longer be wasting space in newspapers around the country ...


    R.I.P. The Slammer
    Good Riddance






Compared to the rest of his column, that farewell actually made sense.




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Back in the day when I didn't have the Internet I used to like reading his column in the back of The Daily News.

If he's quitting, here's to a good retirement.

Hmm, maybe I should send the Daily News some of my work if they have a spot opening up...



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