If you missed the Relly Awards, shame on you! It was an unforgettable event, complete with Joan Rivers on the red carpet and various apperances by Donald Trump, Susan Lucci, Seth Green, Wilmer Valderrama, Conan O'Brien, Michael Bolton and so many more.
Here is a list of the winners, presented with the Golden Stool Award on September 12th:
"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
Jake "The Snake" Roberts has been charged with animal cruelty after allowing his latest python, which I'm sure he intended to use when he would occassionally be booked on an indy show and not show up, to starve to death. Link: http://news.bbc....