If you missed the Relly Awards, shame on you! It was an unforgettable event, complete with Joan Rivers on the red carpet and various apperances by Donald Trump, Susan Lucci, Seth Green, Wilmer Valderrama, Conan O'Brien, Michael Bolton and so many more.
Here is a list of the winners, presented with the Golden Stool Award on September 12th:
"When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
An over-the-hill wrestler using his pull to keep his spot? Say it ain't so!!! Even if those reports aren't accurate, that whole main event was pulled out of someone's ass, and it wasn't the big, ugly lesbian's.