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Since: 2.2.04
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#1 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.08
Obama, Clinton and McCain have taped segments for tonights RAW. Here's the script for Hillary(sorry if this ruins the show for you**SPOILER ALERT**):

"Hi, Im Hillary Clinton. But tonight, in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hill-Rod.

This election is starting to feel a lot like King of the Ring. The only difference? The last man standing may just be a woman.

The truth is, this election is so important. The next president will face a stack full of difficult challenges right from the opening bell to fix the economy, bring our troops home from Iraq, and make college more affordable. You need a president who will go to the mat for you. And thats exactly what Ill do.

Ive been knocked down, but Ive always gotten back up. And I know how to take a hit for the American people. And if things get a little tough, I may even have to deliver the peoples elbow.

Because this country is worth fighting for.

Now, I promise to stick to the political arena. So don't worry Randy Orton you're safe for now.

When it comes to standing up for the American people though, I am ready to rumble."

(edited by wmatistic on 21.4.08 1250)
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#2 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.00
I can't figure out if this is meant as a joke or not. If not it sounds unbelievably cringeworthy. The first sentence alone would be enough to make me not vote for her if I had the option.



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Since: 7.11.02
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#3 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.59
I presume that's from this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJhVBemBmA

Work constraints mean I can't hear or watch it, so I'm not sure.

(edited by hansen9j on 21.4.08 1421)


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Since: 8.5.03
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.21
Obama's punchline is the one thing I was hoping for. You can't have something like this and not use THAT line.



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#5 Posted on | Instant Rating: 9.04
Winding our way back through the sources, it looks like that YouTube clip came from one of the blogs on The Politico (politico.com).

I just wish Obama didn't look like he was really, really, really obviously using the teleprompter.



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Since: 2.1.02
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#6 Posted on | Instant Rating: 7.89
I'm half-horrified, half-amused.

What I did enjoy was someone's hard work in making entrance videos for Obama and Clinton.
wmatistic
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.08


Got it linked from totalfark to CNN originally:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/21/candidates-to-appear-on-monday-night-raw/

Guess they cut out some of her blabbing.


(edited by wmatistic on 21.4.08 1347)
Mike Zeidler
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#8 Posted on
Did McCain just say Barrack (barek)?

If they'd been "smart" someone would have made a comparison between Barry O. and Barack Obama.



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#9 Posted on | Instant Rating: 8.21
Barack won my heart, if not my vote, not by the corny line, but the second and a half pause after the line. Comma.
Oliver
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    Originally posted by Super Shane Spear
    Barack won my heart, if not my vote, not by the corny line, but the second and a half pause after the line. Comma.
Nah, I'll take McCain. Absolutely brilliant work.

I love how the candidates are reaching out to their voters with this. It's nice that they're taking it in stride. I never caught wind on how the Rosie/Donald parody rated with those they lampooned, but it was pretty funny, after all.




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#11 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.29


If they could get Obama to do Batista's entrance in real life I would give him all of the money.



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TheOldMan
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.00
McCain? He couldn't get his Hogan quote right "... when McCain-a-mania runs wild on'ya"? I bet he has bigger man puppies than Flair, too.

Not really his... well, maybe average wrestling fans are his demographic after all?

And can anyone help me out with "Hill-Rod"? For the life of me I can't figure out who that's supposed to refer to. Rodzilla I could see.

In other political/wrestling newz - (and what's the odds of two items in one day?) - I hear that Bradshaw is going to get a mention in the "World's Worst Persons" segment of Countdown tonight, something about an herbal sexual-performance drink he's ... *ahem* ... hawking.

Peace to W's of all political persuasions.



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As long as we don't get a Fake Obama vs. Fake Clinton match. I can live my life without seeing a Hillary impersonator execute a Bronco Buster on Obama, thank you very much.
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#14 Posted on | Instant Rating: 3.08
    Originally posted by TheOldMan


    And can anyone help me out with "Hill-Rod"? For the life of me I can't figure out who that's supposed to refer to. Rodzilla I could see.



Maybe Hot-Rod Roddy Piper?
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#15 Posted on
Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Spooking off of A-Rod, and various other ROD based athletes
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    Originally posted by Phantom
    As long as we don't get a Fake Obama vs. Fake Clinton match. I can live my life without seeing a Hillary impersonator execute a Bronco Buster on Obama, thank you very much.


You lose. Umaga is a McCainiac



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#17 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.23
I found it confusing that McCain didn't want to be in the Clinton vs Obama match yet vocally supported a pro war stance, and wished to introduce Osama Bin Laden to The Undertaker, ostensibly because America is the greatest nation on earth. His address seemed less focused with more mixed messages than the other two.

After Hillary and Barack were spiked and samoan dropped by Umaga I liked that King's only comment was something like "I hope that doesn't happen in Pennsylvania tomorrow!".
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#18 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.85
    Originally posted by 2P4E
    I found it confusing that McCain didn't want to be in the Clinton vs Obama match yet vocally supported a pro war stance, and wished to introduce Osama Bin Laden to The Undertaker, ostensibly because America is the greatest nation on earth. His address seemed less focused with more mixed messages than the other two.




I honestly hope no one makes a voting decision based on any of that shit last night.
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#19 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.90
It's too bad we are a few years too late. Howard Dean could have been Screamin' Norman Smiley and could have done the big wiggle last night. That would have been funny to hear him yell BYAW! everytime he got a chop to the chest or something.



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#20 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.23
    Originally posted by Jackson


    I honestly hope no one makes a voting decision based on any of that shit last night.



But you know they will.
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