vsp Andouille Since: 3.1.02 From: Philly Since last post: 3388 days Last activity: 602 days # 1 Posted on 25.9.03 0947.43 | Instant Rating: 0.00 6News: Free State cracks down on 'provocative' dances (Quicktime required for imbedded video, which runs about two minutes) A high school in Kansas has had problems with inappropriate dancing at proms, homecoming, etc. Therefore, the student council created a short video depicting both "good" and "bad" dance styles. (It's easy to tell which is which -- "Shake, Rattle & Roll" plays during approved parts, but when the dancing gets freaky, the music takes a different turn.) The dancer? The school's bird mascot, in full costume. Moderately amusing. "When WCW tries to be racy, it's generally about as light-heartedly entertaining as watching a man rape a woman in a chicken yard." -- Dark Cheetah Promote this thread!
Davros Blutwurst Since: 22.8.02 From: Between thought and Reality, TZ Since last post: 3013 days Last activity: 3008 days # 2 Posted on 25.9.03 1010.45 | Instant Rating: 0.51 BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!! You motherf#@*er! I just had my wisdoms pulled, and that made me laugh my A$$ OFF!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! (Spoiler Alert!--Skip sentence if you don't want to know the contents of the video! Highlight darkened text) It's not bad enough they're playing Shake your tailfeather, but that poor guy gets mangled by the stiffest 1988 Steinerline quality "LARIATO!" this side of the Mississippi! HAHAHAHAAAA! LMMFAOH! That foo's even smacking his OWN ass!!!! Jeebus Funkink cripes! This is just so fucked! BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Fallin back on dat ass with a hellified gangsta lean, gettin funky on the mike like an old batch of collard greens, its the CapitalSohyesNpressiondoubleOP, DOdoubleGY DOdoubleG you see. Ain't Nuthin But A G Thang Snoop, 1992
DarkRenegade Bockwurst Since: 19.5.02 From: YOUR MOTHER! Since last post: 3107 days Last activity: 867 days
AIM: # 3 Posted on 25.9.03 1216.02 | Instant Rating: 3.22 Oh man...it took everything I had to prevent myself from bursting out laughing. I don't quite know how to explain this one... ... Why, oh why didn't you guys vote for Molly?! M M P S Member Visit JKyle.com...it's good for you!
Nate The Snake Liverwurst Since: 9.1.02 From: Wichita, Ks Since last post: 4103 days Last activity: 3573 days
AIM: # 4 Posted on 25.9.03 1223.02 | Instant Rating: 4.22 Cripes. Every time I think about changing my "Kansas-born and deeply ashamed" tagline, something like this comes up. I'm gonna go hide my head under a rock. d: Kansas-born and deeply ashamed The last living La Parka Marka "They that can give up essential liberty to gain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin
dunkndollaz Banger Back to Back Survivor Since: 3.1.02 From: Northern NJ Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 hour # 5 Posted on 25.9.03 1230.10 | Instant Rating: 8.19 now that I have stopped laughing........ As a former mascot myself, I am embarassed, ashamed and a little jealous....... 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time 5 Time Wiener of the Day Runner-up
Scooter Trash Blutwurst Since: 23.7.02 From: Indiana Since last post: 60 days Last activity: 15 min.
Y!: # 6 Posted on 25.9.03 1237.30 | Instant Rating: 0.00 I hope that everyone attending CRZ and Kim's wedding reception watches this. Fun! Not Freaky! At least, not freaky until the alcohol begins to kick in and the D.J. begins playing Rump Shaker.
JALman Boerewors Since: 7.7.02 From: Almost there Since last post: 438 days Last activity: 2 days # 7 Posted on 25.9.03 1324.40 | Instant Rating: 2.00 Talk about your non-sequitor (sp?) ending... Spoiler Below: Highlight text to read
I wonder if someone throwing lariats out of nowhere can become the "cow dropping from the sky" of the 21st century?
The Great Thomas Sujuk Since: 17.6.02 From: Miami, Florida Since last post: 3731 days Last activity: 3731 days # 8 Posted on 25.9.03 1403.12 | Instant Rating: 4.66 The ending took me completely by surprise. The way Freddy sold that was just beautiful! I ended up screaming "MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!" purely on impulse.
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spf Scrapple Since: 2.1.02 From: The Las Vegas of Canada Since last post: 101 days Last activity: 4 days
AIM: # 9 Posted on 25.9.03 1429.02 | Instant Rating: 7.17 Okay, the video the mascot dancing would have been classic stuff in and of itself. Spoiler Below: Highlight text to read
But the mascot getting a Barry Windham in 1988 Lariat was just perfect beyond measure. I wept a little with joy. Coming to Chicago Nov. 12...I am SO there! - Brenda Weiler blogforamerica.com
Big Bad Scrapple Since: 4.1.02 From: Dorchester, Ontario Since last post: 10 days Last activity: 1 day # 10 Posted on 25.9.03 1724.22 | Instant Rating: 5.54 So the moral of the story is.... Spoiler Below: Highlight text to read
if you dance provocatively, you'll be viciously assaulted by some random chick I think that's a lesson that we can all learn from. "When this bogus term alternative rock was being thrown at every '70s retro rehash folk group, we were challenging people to new sonic ideas. If some little snotty anarchist with an Apple Mac and an attitude thinks he invented dance music and the big rock group is coming into his territory, [that's] ridiculous." - Bono, 1997
King Of Crap Goetta Since: 17.9.03 From: Holley, New York Since last post: 3832 days Last activity: 3763 days
AIM: # 11 Posted on 25.9.03 1744.28 | Instant Rating: 0.32 Fucking classic.
Freeway Scrapple Since: 3.1.02 From: Calgary Since last post: 660 days Last activity: 347 days # 12 Posted on 25.9.03 1744.41 | Instant Rating: 5.96 I wouldn't mind learning that lesson. Funniest video ever. My Calgary Flames are currently tied for first place overall with a record of 0-0-0-0. It's training camp, but it's a start, right?
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Since: 22.4.02 From: Long Island Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 10 hours # 13 Posted on 26.9.03 0002.05 | Instant Rating: 6.95 ..aww geez. I didn't watch it yet (connection's way too slow to appreciate it), so I'm downloading (yay for Getright). But from the first frame, I can tell this is gonna be hilarious. Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of hardygrrl: "...between the grime layer and the Seventies game show host hair, I'd rather rim Undertaker after a White Castle/Schlitz bender."
Dagent913 Bockwurst Since: 18.11.02 From: Strong Island Since last post: 4027 days Last activity: 3558 days
AIM: # 14 Posted on 26.9.03 0105.08 | Instant Rating: 4.76 What the hell? Just the idea of producing this video is absurd, and then THAT'S how they decide to cap it off?! Leave it to Kansas, folks. What if your grandfather was a kazoo?
RKMtwin Boudin rouge Since: 1.3.02 From: Denver, Colorado Since last post: 2538 days Last activity: 1982 days # 15 Posted on 26.9.03 0232.36 | Instant Rating: 4.67 Spoiler below! After seeing that big-ass Starrcade '88-Mike Rotunda-quality clothesline, all I could imagine was seeing it happen in real time and hearing one of those old-school NWA "BHOOOOO!!!" crowd barks in the background! LMFAO!!!
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Since: 22.4.02 From: Long Island Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 10 hours # 16 Posted on 28.9.03 0231.23 | Instant Rating: 6.85 Someone PLEASE tell me they know of a good way to pull frames from a QuickTime movie. Because having seen it, this movie's BEGGING to be used as an avatar/LJ userpic. Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of hardygrrl: "...between the grime layer and the Seventies game show host hair, I'd rather rim Undertaker after a White Castle/Schlitz bender."
vsp Andouille Since: 3.1.02 From: Philly Since last post: 3388 days Last activity: 602 days # 17 Posted on 28.9.03 0822.07 | Instant Rating: 0.00 Originally posted by drjayphd Someone PLEASE tell me they know of a good way to pull frames from a QuickTime movie. Because having seen it, this movie's BEGGING to be used as an avatar/LJ userpic. Actually, I've gotten pretty good results with plain ol' ALT-PRINTSCREEN and MSPaint. Don't give me ideas like that. "Noah is busy playing with his one Lego. He can make it be a brick... or a closed shoebox... or a very large Pez." -- Kibo
mountinman44 Sujuk Since: 8.5.02 From: San Diego, CA Since last post: 1606 days Last activity: 1452 days
Y!: # 18 Posted on 28.9.03 1332.19 Damn, that's hilarious. Freddie needed a little "Gator". Dean Wormer: "Freddie has no grade point average." WHAT OF DOUGHNUTS?!?!
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Since: 22.4.02 From: Long Island Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 10 hours # 19 Posted on 29.9.03 0137.14 | Instant Rating: 6.85 Originally posted by vsp Originally posted by drjayphd Someone PLEASE tell me they know of a good way to pull frames from a QuickTime movie. Because having seen it, this movie's BEGGING to be used as an avatar/LJ userpic. Actually, I've gotten pretty good results with plain ol' ALT-PRINTSCREEN and MSPaint. Don't give me ideas like that. No luck there. For some reason, it'll get the window, but not the movie. Normally, I'd use VirtualDub for this, but it can't handle QuickTime. Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of hardygrrl: "...between the grime layer and the Seventies game show host hair, I'd rather rim Undertaker after a White Castle/Schlitz bender."
Pike Italian Since: 7.4.03 From: KS Since last post: 4120 days Last activity: 4112 days
AIM: # 20 Posted on 29.9.03 0152.44 | Instant Rating: 0.93 My State is weird. Great Muta is a wrestling GOD!! praise the Great Muta. Pages: 1 2 Next