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Since: 3.1.02
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6News: Free State cracks down on 'provocative' dances
(Quicktime required for imbedded video, which runs about two minutes)

A high school in Kansas has had problems with inappropriate dancing at proms, homecoming, etc. Therefore, the student council created a short video depicting both "good" and "bad" dance styles. (It's easy to tell which is which -- "Shake, Rattle & Roll" plays during approved parts, but when the dancing gets freaky, the music takes a different turn.)

The dancer? The school's bird mascot, in full costume.

Moderately amusing.



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Since: 22.8.02
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

You motherf#@*er! I just had my wisdoms pulled, and that made me laugh my A$$ OFF!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!


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It's not bad enough they're playing Shake your tailfeather, but that poor guy gets mangled by the stiffest 1988 Steinerline quality "LARIATO!" this side of the Mississippi! HAHAHAHAAAA! LMMFAOH! That foo's even smacking his OWN ass!!!!

Jeebus Funkink cripes! This is just so fucked!

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!




Fallin back on dat ass with a hellified gangsta lean, gettin funky on the mike like an old batch of collard greens, its the CapitalSohyesNpressiondoubleOP, DOdoubleGY DOdoubleG you see.

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Oh man...it took everything I had to prevent myself from bursting out laughing. I don't quite know how to explain this one...




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Since: 9.1.02
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#4 Posted on | Instant Rating: 4.22
Cripes.

Every time I think about changing my "Kansas-born and deeply ashamed" tagline, something like this comes up.

I'm gonna go hide my head under a rock. d:



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Since: 3.1.02
From: Northern NJ

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now that I have stopped laughing........

As a former mascot myself, I am embarassed, ashamed and a little jealous.......



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Since: 23.7.02
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I hope that everyone attending CRZ and Kim's wedding reception watches this.

Fun! Not Freaky!

At least, not freaky until the alcohol begins to kick in and the D.J. begins playing Rump Shaker.

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Since: 7.7.02
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#7 Posted on | Instant Rating: 2.00
Talk about your non-sequitor (sp?) ending...


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I wonder if someone throwing lariats out of nowhere can become the "cow dropping from the sky" of the 21st century?
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Since: 17.6.02
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The ending took me completely by surprise. The way Freddy sold that was just beautiful! I ended up screaming "MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD!" purely on impulse.



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Since: 2.1.02
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Okay, the video the mascot dancing would have been classic stuff in and of itself.

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But the mascot getting a Barry Windham in 1988 Lariat was just perfect beyond measure. I wept a little with joy.




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Since: 4.1.02
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#10 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.54
So the moral of the story is....


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if you dance provocatively, you'll be viciously assaulted by some random chick


I think that's a lesson that we can all learn from.



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Fucking classic.
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Since: 3.1.02
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#12 Posted on | Instant Rating: 5.96
I wouldn't mind learning that lesson.

Funniest video ever.



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..aww geez. I didn't watch it yet (connection's way too slow to appreciate it), so I'm downloading (yay for Getright). But from the first frame, I can tell this is gonna be hilarious.



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Since: 18.11.02
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What the hell?

Just the idea of producing this video is absurd, and then THAT'S how they decide to cap it off?!

Leave it to Kansas, folks.



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Since: 1.3.02
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Spoiler below!

After seeing that big-ass Starrcade '88-Mike Rotunda-quality clothesline, all I could imagine was seeing it happen in real time and hearing one of those old-school NWA "BHOOOOO!!!" crowd barks in the background! LMFAO!!!





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Someone PLEASE tell me they know of a good way to pull frames from a QuickTime movie. Because having seen it, this movie's BEGGING to be used as an avatar/LJ userpic.



Today's Out-Of-Context Quote, Courtesy of hardygrrl:

"...between the grime layer and the Seventies game show host hair, I'd rather rim Undertaker after a White Castle/Schlitz bender."
vsp
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Since: 3.1.02
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    Originally posted by drjayphd
    Someone PLEASE tell me they know of a good way to pull frames from a QuickTime movie. Because having seen it, this movie's BEGGING to be used as an avatar/LJ userpic.


Actually, I've gotten pretty good results with plain ol' ALT-PRINTSCREEN and MSPaint.

Gettin' freaky
Gettin' freaky again
Gettin' freaky some more

Don't give me ideas like that.




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Damn, that's hilarious. Freddie needed a little "Gator".

Dean Wormer: "Freddie has no grade point average."



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    Originally posted by vsp
      Originally posted by drjayphd
      Someone PLEASE tell me they know of a good way to pull frames from a QuickTime movie. Because having seen it, this movie's BEGGING to be used as an avatar/LJ userpic.


    Actually, I've gotten pretty good results with plain ol' ALT-PRINTSCREEN and MSPaint.

    Gettin' freaky
    Gettin' freaky again
    Gettin' freaky some more

    Don't give me ideas like that.



No luck there. For some reason, it'll get the window, but not the movie. Normally, I'd use VirtualDub for this, but it can't handle QuickTime.



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"...between the grime layer and the Seventies game show host hair, I'd rather rim Undertaker after a White Castle/Schlitz bender."
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Since: 7.4.03
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My State is weird.



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