But so as not to make this purely a HHH thread (though I'm too lazy to go change the title now) let's test some other sports entertainment theories:
Who screwed Bret? By a margin of more than 2 to 1, it's clear that Bret Hart, not Vince McMahon, screwed Bret.
What about Albert? In a completely shocking swerve, the odds are OVERWHELMINGLY in favor of Albert being over. Look at those results, over 2,000,000 sites claim that Albert is over while only 38,000 proclaim that he sucks! JR was right, by gawd!
Necrophelia or Incest? We can all be relieved to learn that incest is nearly 3000 times more popular than necrophelia. I was honestly surprised (though not unhappy) to see that necrophelia made such a poor showing.
And in our 8th and final matchup, let's give the Internet crowd something to feel good about. In the closest matchup on the card, Chris Benoit narrowly edges out David Arquette with 161,000 votes to 105,000 votes.
Tonight's matchups were, in fact, brought to you by the random booking monkey.
I kind of dread the whole "anorexia" segment next week, though... Why? It's a VERY real illness and something the WWE should be commended for addressing. ESPECIALLY in light of their stupid "fat ass" angle they've been running.