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Cerebus Scrapple Since: 17.11.02 Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 19 min. # 1 Posted on 4.10.05 2350.05 | Instant Rating: 2.74 Well, that's an easy question... you name him after a comic book character! http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/eo/20051003/112838568000.html You gotta love these wacky hollywood types, even though I've already decided that my first boy will be named 'Steve Rodgers' after Captain America. Comic geeks are SO cute! Promote this thread!
ICEMAN Landjager Since: 23.5.02 From: Nashville,TN Since last post: 1975 days Last activity: 1663 days # 2 Posted on 5.10.05 0001.32 | Instant Rating: 6.40 Dammit, he beat me to it. I was gonna name my son that. Well at least the Kal part. At least he didn't name him Anakin. (edited by ICEMAN on 5.10.05 0002)
Hobbes Cotechino Since: 10.12.01 From: Kelowna Since last post: 4 days Last activity: 2 days # 3 Posted on 5.10.05 0217.19 | Instant Rating: 6.55 This is the second thread recently that you've made about celebs' children being in for a rough life because of their names! For some crazy reason though, something tells me that the children of Britney Spears and Nic Cage aren't in for a lot of hardship!
Reverend J Shaft Liverwurst Since: 25.6.03 From: Home of The Big House Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours # 4 Posted on 5.10.05 0526.28 | Instant Rating: 2.45 Wow. Especially ironic given one of the skits Cage was in when he hosted Saturday Night Live (linked here). Surprised he didn't name the kid "Asswipe". (No, that's "Os-wee-pay".)
The Goon Boudin blanc Moderator Since: 2.1.02 From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Since last post: 63 days Last activity: 1 day # 5 Posted on 5.10.05 0754.00 | Instant Rating: 8.08 Oh, he'll get beat up for sure, especially as the little Zod boy from next door has been giving him the evil eye.
dunkndollaz Banger Back to Back Survivor Since: 3.1.02 From: Northern NJ Since last post: 7 days Last activity: 2 days # 6 Posted on 5.10.05 0814.13 | Instant Rating: 7.22 Will he make his son call him Jor El ? Now playing a Zone...
JimBob Skeeter Lap cheong Since: 2.1.02 From: MN Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 37 min. # 7 Posted on 5.10.05 0816.29 | Instant Rating: 4.86 or that Gog kid across the street who stands in the yard holding a pitchfork glaring at him.
Mayhem Scrapple Since: 25.4.03 From: Nashville, TN Since last post: 1 hour Last activity: 1 hour # 8 Posted on 5.10.05 0854.11 | Instant Rating: 3.85 Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did.
drjayphd Scrapple Moderator Since: 22.4.02 From: Long Island Since last post: 57 days Last activity: 15 hours # 9 Posted on 5.10.05 1226.50 | Instant Rating: 5.69 Originally posted by Mayhem Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did. Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette says that kid got off easy. You wanted the best, you got... Out of Context Quote of the Week.
"...but that doesn't mean he can't relate an amusing anecdote about the Haiti Kid and one of the Frenchman's testicles." (
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ICEMAN Landjager Since: 23.5.02 From: Nashville,TN Since last post: 1975 days Last activity: 1663 days # 10 Posted on 5.10.05 1312.12 | Instant Rating: 6.40 Originally posted by drjayphd Originally posted by Mayhem Hey at least he didn't name his kid Pilot Inspektor like Jason Lee did. Moxie CrimeFighter Jilette says that kid got off easy. Well, at least Moxie can be some what close to a first name unlike Pilot Inspektor which is just weird. The Crimefighter middle name is undefendable though.
The Vile1 Lap cheong Since: 4.9.02 From: California Since last post: 2112 days Last activity: 1843 days # 11 Posted on 9.10.05 1642.21 | Instant Rating: 3.46 Does anyone else think this behavior and how celebrities give their kids these horrible names is disgusting? I shudder to think what Tom and Katie ultimately decide to name their brood. I mean good God...Kal-El? Cage I get you're upset you never got to play Superman...but do you have to take it out on your baby boy?
Deputy Marshall Liverwurst Since: 28.6.04 From: Troy, NY Since last post: 106 days Last activity: 45 days # 12 Posted on 9.10.05 2055.33 | Instant Rating: 4.19 Originally posted by The Vile1 Does anyone else think this behavior and how celebrities give their kids these horrible names is disgusting? I shudder to think what Tom and Katie ultimately decide to name their brood. I mean good God...Kal-El? Cage I get you're upset you never got to play Superman...but do you have to take it out on your baby boy? I don't think it has anything to do with that. He's just a huge comic book nerd. Hell, he took the name "Cage" from Luke Cage. Not a surprising move at all. And hey, maybe it'll build character. Remember the Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue?" They can have a drunken tussle years later when the boy's come of age and finally get some closure.
General Zod Italian Since: 1.10.05 From: Mesa, Arizona Since last post: 938 days Last activity: 126 days # 13 Posted on 10.10.05 2127.56 | Instant Rating: 1.97
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I first received this as an email forward. I searched for it myself and found the original page (home.vicnet.net.au). This is the craziest thing I've ever seen. Apparently, there are 179 television series (from the past many years)
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