Fuck the WWF. If they wanna bring in Russo, don't expect me to watch. I was hoping for closure on the Nidia-Noble-Hurricane thing but everything else wasn't holding my interest much anyway. Thanks for the memories....
But I LIKED your reports. Ah well. I can't blame you for taking off though. It seems to be the in thing to do nowadays.
Ike
Karl: If you had a neck and I had hands I would squeeze your brain which is your body right out of the top of your head which does not exist! Zorak: That's some great hair. Karl: Thanks, it's not real.
But Russo didn't write *tonight's* show! (As far as we know, anyway.) Can't you make THIS your last week? At least then I can get a highly entertaining and expletive-filled swan song and I know you're dying to put the characters "RUSSO~!" together. ;-)
Dean - don't go!! I don't get UPN... I get my fix from you and CRZ. I have to read Z's first to know what the hell you're talking about, but man, don't do it!!
Or - if you have to, write some other stuff. Room 6 seems closed.
He's Rolie Polie Olie - and in his world of curves and curls, he's the swellest kid around.
Dean. I beg of thee. One last workrate report with commentary on redneck love affairs, slightly misquoted Motorhead, and expletives cursing the families Russo and McMahon... please? :D
"Thanks RageRockrr! You're the coolest!" - Excalibur05, March 10, 2002. "And the natives were chanting, Hoya! Hoya! Me no sono... which means, Turn down! Turn down! Me want soda!" "The neighbors complained. They moved. The new neighbors complained. It was almost like being on tour, George!" Captain Lou Albano, hitting 101 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale, right here.
WOKKA WOKKA WOKKA, PUNK!!
You are Fozzie! Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on..
NO! Who else can so perfectly capture the redneck joy that is the Nidia/Knoble/Hurricane love triangle? A true Men-Tor would help us to deal with the traumatic events of the last 24 hours, instead of leaving us to suffer alone in our time of great Russoriffic peril.
Anyone remember the joy of seeing him bash the Undertaker's motorcycle with his sledgemhammer and doing no damage and being all like, "Mjolnir will not break thine cycle? I say thee NAY!" and dumping it off the stage. - Enojado Viento says the funniest thing I've ever read on Wienerville.
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