No, seriously! They are from Eastern Europe and they are called "Kaizers Orchestra." They have a website, but it is in Norwegian and I do not believe the web does Norwegian-English translations. If you get the chance to download any songs of theirs (They're one of the very few bands to have no songs I dislike), do so. Kontroll på Kontinentet and Resistansen are particularly good. I hope that you Wieners who do seek out Kaizer mp3s enjoy them. I'm pretty sure they're very unheard of in the States.
Here is my top 10: 1. 2112, Rush 2. Stairway To Heaven, Led Zepplin 3. Enter Sandman, Metallica 4. Love Gun, Kiss 5. Back In Black, AC/DC 6. Alice In Hell, Annihilator 7. I Ran, Flock Of Seagulls 8. Black Star, Yngwie Malmsteen 9.